Love After Lockup: LIVE CHAT

[goofygirl]

Shawn: Do you still LOVE me"

Destinie: I need money. SEND me some money!

Shawn: OK.

DOAH!!!! THIS is why I want him to lose every single penny.

Lort. I want Andrea to just falll out RIGHT NOW!!!!! Ugh/ HATE HER DUMB THINKING!!!

Family mission??? That sounds about right.

Edited January 2, 2021 by goofygirl

[goofygirl]

Malcomb: I just need some time"

Mumbles: mmmfffggbbbnnneeehhhaaaaajjjjfffff THAT'S MY WIFE hhheeefffwwwfffaaannnssss,,,,, REALLY DUDE???

[goofygirl]

Oh Chevelle..... You and that date are just triflin'. Girl. EYE CONTACT????  Come on now....  This guy ain't  NEAR the tatt'd up badboy Quualude..... 

Fingers crossed; THIS IS NEW DADDY.  Dipshit.

Aww... Puppy wants people food.

Edited January 2, 2021 by goofygirl

[Pepper Mostly]

Good evening LAL peeps! 

Shawn's bank contacts him about a $23 charge? He lives large.

[hookedontv]

Hi everyone! Happy New Year! 

[Gobi]

Hi, everyone. Sure hope Puppy hasn't been eating Sportmix!

[OoogleEyes]

Happy New Year is here and I'm ready for a new year of snark!

I can't believe the level of entitlement by Puppy on display here! Scam-o-Rama!

I also can't believe the of stupidity displayed by Shawn, here. Oh, wait....yes l can. 

[OoogleEyes]

3 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Good evening LAL peeps! 

Shawn's bank contacts him about a $23 charge? He lives large.

No, he called the pizza joint, and THEY gave him her address! That's got to illegal on so many levels

[hookedontv]

Lindsey’s makeup looks like she’s still using prison makeup made from coffee grounds and pencils. 
Man, she’s rough. 

[Pepper Mostly]

3 minutes ago, OoogleEyes said:

Happy New Year is here and I'm ready for a new year of snark!

I can't believe the level of entitlement by Puppy on display here! Scam-o-Rama!

Puppy and Lindsay are neck and neck in the entitlement stakes.

Just now, OoogleEyes said:

No, he called the pizza joint, and THEY gave him her address! That's got to illegal on so many levels

He got a call from his bank, that's why he called the pizza joint. 

[Gobi]

5 minutes ago, OoogleEyes said:

No, he called the pizza joint, and THEY gave him her address! That's got to be illegal arranged by TLC on so many levels

FTFY

Edited January 2, 2021 by Gobi

[Pepper Mostly]

Lindsay is outraged-OUTRAGED!--that Scott is not a rich millionaire she can fleece. 

[hookedontv]

Lindsey says the house is “beautiful” now. She always talks about how it’s a disappointment. She talks out of both sides of her mouth. 

[JenE4]

The book is real?!? Ok, Prime timer/LAL book club, anyone? I can't quite read the title. I think I saw Beauty Crimson, maybe?

Edited January 2, 2021 by JenE4

[kacesq]

Lindsay is ridiculously entitled. It’s not that weird to not want an ex con’s RV on the property.

[hookedontv]

Lindsey sounds like Sarah with that put-on “accent.” 

[Pepper Mostly]

Scott needs to pack up Lindsay's stuff and put it on the front lawn. Why does he put up with her? 

[Gobi]

"How dare Scott see prostitutes when I'm having sex with my prison wife!"

[Pepper Mostly]

If I was Kelly I would invite Shawn to kiss my taint. Just sayin.

[kacesq]

Did anyone see the promo that there are 16 more episodes?

Shawn’s ex looks bad with that neon hair. I do not understand this trend.

[Squee Bastard]

Kelly has Raggedy Ann hair.

[Pepper Mostly]

Well, Kelly sums it up neatly.

[kacesq]

Wow, Shawn has $50k on the line! Who knew?

[Gobi]

"Are you stupid? That's a rhetorical question, of course."

[Pepper Mostly]

OH MY GOD HE'S GOING TO ASK KELLY FOR MONEY. I AM DEAD.

[kacesq]

Go Kelly! I mean I doubt you’ll ever get the money back but at least you tried.

[hookedontv]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

OH MY GOD HE'S GOING TO ASK KELLY FOR MONEY. I AM DEAD.

AND SHE GAVE IT TO HIM

[JenE4]

I love Shawn's ex-wife snickering over Destinie leaving him.

[Pepper Mostly]

How do these people have $2000 lying around? I don't have $2000 to spare, and somehow I think I have a better job than Kelly. And one kid. 

[OoogleEyes]

And she has SIX children with this dumbfuck...

[Gobi]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

How do these people have $2000 lying around? I don't have $2000 to spare, and somehow I think I have a better job than Kelly. And one kid. 

 Have you looked under the couch pillows?

[PrincessPurrsALot]

Upcoming - Lindsay throws Flappy's belongings out of his house.  It's not her house.  She is not paying for it.  She is not on the lease.  Someone needs to tell her that's not how this works.   

[Leilani]

Kelly's magenta hair and no makeup is not an attractive look. You'd think someone who made the effort to get their hair that color would also make an effort to learn some make up skills.

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, Gobi said:

 Have you looked under the couch pillows?

Countless times, with hope in my heart. 

Just now, PrincessPurrsALot said:

Upcoming - Lindsay throws Flappy's belongings out of his house.  It's not her house.  She is not paying for it.  She is not on the lease.  Someone needs to tell her that's not how this works.   

Right? She's so cavalier. "I'm a criminal!". Yeah, Dippy. One that's apparently dying to go back to jail. 

[Leilani]

Anyone notice Shawn scoffing when sat down with Kelly telling his tale of woe. They don't even try to edit out the fakery.

[OoogleEyes]

Oooh, I could do with some Holly Hunter and Ted Danson!

[kacesq]

1 minute ago, Leilani said:

Kelly's magenta hair and no makeup is not an attractive look. You'd think someone who made the effort to get their hair that color would also make an effort to learn some make up skills.

Her nails were also done with that weird reverse French manicure with black tips.

[Leilani]

Puppy has a 'soft' look considering she's been in prison for four years.

[kacesq]

Puppy “I have regrets getting involved in criminal activity.”

Puppy last episode “Vince where’s my money from our scam?”

[hookedontv]

Just now, Leilani said:

Puppy has a 'soft' look considering she's been in prison for four years.

Not sure if you’re taking about Puppy’s face? Or her tummy. 

[PrincessPurrsALot]

I want to make it up to my mom by moving in my prison girlfriend and scamming Vince.  Such great planning skills.  

[Gobi]

Puppy and Amber have an agreement, "You scratch behind my ear with your foot, and I'll scratch behind yours."

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, kacesq said:

Her nails were also done with that weird reverse French manicure with black tips.

Klassy.

Oh boy, Puppy's going to have to scam Vince out of that $200 a month to pay for Mom's dialysis!

[Gobi]

1 minute ago, kacesq said:

Puppy “I have regrets getting involved in criminal activity. "

 " Mostly, getting caught. "

[kacesq]

Was Amber more attractive last season?

why does Puppy’s mom care if they sleep together? Didn’t Mom know they were a couple in prison?

[JenE4]

What's with Puppy's M necklace? Muppy?

[hookedontv]

Is that the mattress that Vince bought? 
 

Edit: There’s the answer-yes 

Edited January 2, 2021 by hookedontv

[OoogleEyes]

Mom's a vagina blocker

[Pepper Mostly]

"My mom is ruining my game"

I am just agog. Seconds ago she was weeping and crying over her poor sick mommy. 

[kacesq]

Chon is here!