Love After Lockup: LIVE CHAT

[Pepper Mostly]

Oh Jesus Christ, seriously? Late to the halfway house? Talk about self sabotage.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Bought a house in Mississippi to cultivate our relationship in? Yeah, okay.

Edited August 8, 2020 by Auntie Anxiety

[Pepper Mostly]

Scott's pic looks like one of those "meet our staff" photos at a small town copy shop or plumbing supply house. 

[LucyEth]

Is there something wrong with that guys (never remember his name) upper lip?

[Auntie Anxiety]

Just now, LucyEth said:

Is there something wrong with that guys (never remember his name) upper lip?

You’re making me roar with laughter. Trust your eyes.

Finally got my hair cut today after five months. Then I quickly drove home and put my housedress back on.

[AZChristian]

1 minute ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

You’re making me roar with laughter. Trust your eyes.

Finally got my hair cut today after five months. Then I quickly drove home and put my housedress back on.

Instead of a housedress, call it a night gown.  And then leave off the "night."  Then your sentence would read, "Then I quickly drove home and put my gown back on."

[Auntie Anxiety]

If your soul mate is such a great person, why hide her existence? Just me?

[Pepper Mostly]

3 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

You’re making me roar with laughter. Trust your eyes.

Finally got my hair cut today after five months. Then I quickly drove home and put my housedress back on.

I had a dental appointment this week and wore pants. For the first time since March. I was so happy to get home and put my comfy leggings back on. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Take a bong hit when you hear “age is just a number.”

[Pepper Mostly]

His son is cute. 

[Squee Bastard]

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

Take a bong hit when you hear “age is just a number.”

I wish...

[Auntie Anxiety]

Tyrise’s kids are saying goodbye to their inheritance.

[Pepper Mostly]

I still say dad looks like Ben Carson. 

My god I'm from a loud, expressive family but Jesus all this caterwauling is doing my head in. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Granny panties? Bad omen.

[Pepper Mostly]

Oh, Shawn. What a wit. Bet he calls her turd burglar next. Smooth.

[peaceknit]

Glenn County - Tweeker capital of NorCal

[Pepper Mostly]

Family member has "no filter"! DRINK.

[Doublemint]

She's going to poke her eye out with the eyeliner.

[Squee Bastard]

Destinie:"he's all about me!"

[Pepper Mostly]

Shawn is FUGLY.

[Auntie Anxiety]

The neck tattoo is a nice touch.

Destinie’s mother is worried about Shawn’s character or lack thereof? 

[peaceknit]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Shawn is FUGLY.

He's competing with whatshisname in MS. It's a tossup.

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

The neck tattoo is a nice touch.

It will certainly help with her employment opportunities. Might as well just have "I am unemployable" tattooed on her. 

[OoogleEyes]

Are they allowed alcohol while on probation?

[LucyEth]

Are these people allowed to be drinking, aren’t they out on patrol?

[Auntie Anxiety]

Nice to see there is a common thread with 90 Day Fiancé. What would we do without airport drama?

[Doublemint]

There's usually a "racing to the half-way house" scene on this show.   Let's see if they make it.   Dead or alive.

[peaceknit]

1 minute ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Nice to see there is a common thread with 90 Day Fiancé. What would we do without airport drama?

Airport drama and mama's boys, yup.

[Auntie Anxiety]

1 minute ago, peaceknit said:

Airport drama and mama's boys, yup.

The producers are lazy and they didn’t want to create a second checklist.

[Pepper Mostly]

4 minutes ago, Doublemint said:

There's usually a "racing to the half-way house" scene on this show.   Let's see if they make it.   Dead or alive.

Sounds like we need a Bingo card! Let's see: 

Racing to the halfway house

sex in the car, in a field, or by the side of the road

pacing at the jailhouse gate

mentioning "I just got out of prison" within 30 seconds of any encounter. 

sent thousands of dollars to inmate

"soulmate" 

squabbles with family/in laws

 

 

Edited August 8, 2020 by Pepper Mostly

[OoogleEyes]

Is he a "loud talker" or is it just me?

[Doublemint]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

Sounds like we need a Bingo card! Let's see: 

Racing to the halfway house

sex in the car, in a field, or by the side of the road

pacing at the jailhouse gate

mentioning "I just got out of prison" within 30 seconds of any encounter. 

sent thousands of dollars to inmate

"soulmate" 

 

I'm in!

[Auntie Anxiety]

I’m just going to say this because I have no filter 😉. When I look at that upper lip, I’m reminded of Baby Girl Lisa’s labia. Sorry.

[Squee Bastard]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Sounds like we need a Bingo card! Let's see: 

Racing to the halfway house

sex in the car, in a field, or by the side of the road

pacing at the jailhouse gate

mentioning "I just got out of prison" within 30 seconds of any encounter. 

sent thousands of dollars to inmate

"soulmate" 

 

Don't forget "age is just a number"

[Auntie Anxiety]

Horizontal stripes aren’t your friend, dear.

[Squee Bastard]

1 minute ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

I’m just going to say this because I have no filter 😉. When I look at that upper lip, I’m reminded of Baby Girl Lisa’s labia. Sorry.

Dead

[Pepper Mostly]

Well you can see that these two are really connected on a cosmic level. They talk like two people who are chatting at a bus stop.

Bingo card: 

"you're being scammed!" 

 

[Doublemint]

Gee - these commercials.   I don't remember my Mom ever playing with me.   She was doing housework or working at her job.

[kacesq]

All of my commercials seem to be for prescription drugs. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Tyrise made sure to put that lingerie/sex toy store website in his Favorites file.

[Pepper Mostly]

Will Ben Carson be able to stay awake during this "amazing sex"? He looks pretty sleepy.

[goofygirl]

These normal upstanding guys and their prison babes and their underwear.  OY!

Something is very WRONG if they aren't buying the prison babes a BUNCH of new shit!  How come old Shawn (I have 6 kids that Destinie don't know about) didn't havve a big bunch of new clothes for HER?? All he brought her were some old tacos!

[peaceknit]

3 minutes ago, Doublemint said:

Gee - these commercials.   I don't remember my Mom ever playing with me.   She was doing housework or working at her job.

Neither of my parents played with me either. 

[Doublemint]

That underwear looks size extra small - she'll never fit in it.

[OoogleEyes]

4 minutes ago, Doublemint said:

Gee - these commercials.   I don't remember my Mom ever playing with me.   She was doing housework or working at her job.

Same 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Good planning, Jess. Because who could have foreseen this?

[goofygirl]

Oh boy.... Maurice has to wait in LA for 60 days???  He's gonna go back to prison for sure!

[LucyEth]

This blonde is an idiot.  He is a million times smarter than her.

[Pepper Mostly]

3 minutes ago, goofygirl said:

These normal upstanding guys and their prison babes and their underwear.  OY!

Bingo card: 

visit to lingerie shop

[kacesq]

Ummm....did they think Maurice would just be able to leave for Vegas?