Love After Lockup: LIVE CHAT

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

Hand Sanitizer is the new Grey Goose.

I still remember my horror when someone on Intervention drank hand sanitizer. Shudder. 

Just now, Gobi said:

Is there a LAL: Solitary, where former cast members comment on the show from their solitary confinement cells after returning to.prison?

I smell spinoff!

[Squee Bastard]

Just now, Gobi said:

Is there a LAL: Solitary, where former cast members comment on the show from their solitary confinement cells after returning to.prison?

No, but there should be.

[candall]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Guess what happens? Destinee burns the breakfast! She's a regular Lucille Ball. 

I think Lucy had FELICIA tattood across her chest, too, and they just never showed it on tv.

[mamadrama]

I can't help it, I like Maurice and think this skipping the state storyline is bogus. 

[JennyMominFL]

5 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

@JennyMominFL, I see from your new picture that you’re reporting for snark duty.

OMG! LOL

[goofygirl]

Destinie was in prison so long she forgot how to cook??  I actually thought when she was talking about making her own food in prison that we were gonna get the prison diet cooking lesson like that one from the other Scott ( I can't remember her name!) when she was making some shit with cookies and peanut butter and some other revolting crap.

Here's the new chick.  Does she ever wear clothes?? I mean, like REGULAR clothes??

[For Cereals]

Heather seems methy to me...

[lamujerdecente]

Shawn is a horrible human being. 
Maurice is so cute but so not that sharp. 
I hate John. And I hate his suede poncho jacket  slightly less. 

 

[Doublemint]

Here's the model - Cindy Crawford's double.

[coffee drinker]

Has anyone ever learned what WE is paying these people to participate in the show?  In Shawn's case, it's not nearly enough compared to what he's shelling out the bimbo.  

Scott's another one that's opened his wallet for his bimbo thinking she's on the up and up with him.  Oy.  

 

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, goofygirl said:

Here's the new chick.  Does she ever wear clothes?? I mean, like REGULAR clothes??

No.

[Squee Bastard]

Heather looks rode hard in her TH.

[mamadrama]

1 minute ago, goofygirl said:

Destinie was in prison so long she forgot how to cook??  I actually thought when she was talking about making her own food in prison that we were gonna get the prison diet cooking lesson like that one from the other Scott ( I can't remember her name!) when she was making some shit with cookies and peanut butter and some other revolting crap.

Here's the new chick.  Does she ever wear clothes?? I mean, like REGULAR clothes??

I know! I was ready for the recipe. It's my last slot on my LAL BINGO card. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Heather is going to be in for some surprises wrt building a beautiful life together.

[mamadrama]

Just now, coffee drinker said:

Has anyone ever learned what WE is paying these people to participate in the show?  In Shawn's case, it's not nearly enough compared to what he's shelling out the bimbo.  

Scott's another one that's opened his wallet for his bimbo thinking she's on the up and up with him.  Oy.  

 

Sharp pays 90 Day people around $1500 an episode for their first season. I imagine pay for this is similar.

[Pepper Mostly]

Heather expects us to believe that she and Dylan have never had sex? She carries a vibrator in her purse! 

[PrincessPurrsALot]

Heather is 33 going on 60.  She looks rough.

[WaltersHair]

Dear God, STATEVILLE. That is a schlep from Chicago.

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

Heather is going to be in for some surprises wrt building a beautiful life together.

You are on fire tonight, @Auntie Anxiety!

[candall]

Why is Heather's TH interview so far removed from her storyline that her hair has grown six inches?  No one else seems to be doing reshoots months afterward.

[mamadrama]

OMG. The continuity on this...

Redhead pixie Heather: my bf gets out tomorrow!

Long hair brunette Heather: tomorrow when my bf gets out...

[coffee drinker]

1 minute ago, mamadrama said:

Sharp pays 90 Day people around $1500 an episode for their first season. I imagine pay for this is similar.

Thanks for that information.  🙂  I had no clue what these shows pay the folks.  

[WaltersHair]

Do not make me feel sorry for these people. It kills the snark!

[Auntie Anxiety]

Glad to see Heather decided to cover up. Or not so much.

[Doublemint]

She needs therapy, not a prisoner.   Nice Caddy though.

[Gobi]

"A convict taught me how to trust again." ???

[For Cereals]

Dylan is going to have to be one charismatic mofo...

[candall]

2 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Heather expects us to believe that she and Dylan have never had sex? She carries a vibrator in her purse! 

Exactly.  : )

[WaltersHair]

"What kind of foolishness is this?"

Mom you have not watched this show. Ever.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Quaalude’s and Shavel’s moms need to have their own show.

[Pepper Mostly]

What possessed her to do that raspberry red pixie? It does nothing for her. She looks much better with the softer, more natural hair. 

[LucyEth]

Yay!  Mom fight

[Pepper Mostly]

2 minutes ago, Doublemint said:

She needs therapy, not a prisoner.   Nice Caddy though.

The "modeling" gig must pay well. 

Everyone is outside, having fun, while the mothers are throwing down. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

What’s the thought process of someone who names their son Dmark? Please explain.

Edited September 5, 2020 by Auntie Anxiety

[DanaMB]

I love the cousin. 

[Squee Bastard]

Shovel's mom again with the gold makeup!

[goofygirl]

Loved how Quualude left the cake in the box and cut it!

Here goes Daddy-o!  Look out Maurice......

[Auntie Anxiety]

5 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

You are on fire tonight, @Auntie Anxiety!

Thanks, Pepper. This show inspires me.

[Gobi]

1 minute ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

What’s the thought process of so,done who names their son Dmark? Please explain.

It's short for Deutschmark, symbolic of her rejection of the Euro as currency.

[mamadrama]

Oddly enough, except for Destinie I'm kinda liking the felons this season. It's the non-criminals that seem to be the nutters. 

[For Cereals]

Just now, goofygirl said:

Loved how Quualude left the cake in the box and cut it!

Here goes Daddy-o!  Look out Maurice......

This!  Take the cake out of the box!   I’m wondering the timeline...how far into COVID everyone is.  That’s all I think of with the family gatherings...

[Auntie Anxiety]

I have no plans for Labor Day.

Thank goodness.

[OoogleEyes]

2 minutes ago, Squee Bastard said:

Shovel's mom again with the gold makeup!

I guess that's her "signature look"

[JennyMominFL]

2 minutes ago, Gobi said:

It's short for Deutschmark, symbolic of her rejection of the Euro as currency.

East German or West German?

[PrincessPurrsALot]

9 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Heather expects us to believe that she and Dylan have never had sex? She carries a vibrator in her purse! 

He did get locked up fast.  You know how it is, meet someone, spend 30 minutes with them, they get locked up, you wait years for them.  A true love story.  What could go wrong? 

[coffee drinker]

1 minute ago, For Cereals said:

This!  Take the cake out of the box!   I’m wondering the timeline...how far into COVID everyone is.  That’s all I think of with the family gatherings...

I wondered about the timelines for filming the various couples.  Based on the weather, it appears some of this was filmed like last summer.  The IL and KC couples, and Scott in MS are much more recent, imo.  

[Pepper Mostly]

Oh yay, Ben Carson and his snappy suit!

[Auntie Anxiety]

Tyrice took the little blue pill for NOTHIN’!

[candall]

Oh snap, Tyrice is NOT getting laid!

[LucyEth]

Ben Carson is in for a broken heart, this girl does not want him