Love After Lockup: LIVE CHAT

[Auntie Anxiety]

This woman would be a great new friend for Darcey.

[Angry Moldovan]

2 minutes ago, For Cereals said:

I live for the home shopping channels RIP Quacker Factory lady...pouring some out.  I can watch the whole Isaac Mizrahi segment...

I adore mr mizrahi 

[mamadrama]

Uh, there's only enough room for ONE goddess on this show.

[Gobi]

The latest in slutwear.

[Angry Moldovan]

I am legit horrified she’s trying on hooker/sex wear. 

[seasons]

1 minute ago, JennyMominFL said:

QVC? Amateur..What about HSN and Shop HQ formerly Evine?

Lol! Just got my Andrew Lessman HSN vitamins yesterday! 

I'll raise you your HSN and Evine, and I'm in with Shop NBC (before it was all those other crazy names),  CVN before it turned into qvc, JTV, and have even dabbled in The Liquidation Channel. I am hardcore no doubt! 

[Angry Moldovan]

Who the fluck is this guy?

[Auntie Anxiety]

I can’t help it, but I like Kristianna. 

[Pepper Mostly]

2 minutes ago, mamadrama said:

Ah,  so now we get to meet the couple that wasn't interesting enough for the first half of the season. 

Gotta hand it to her, though, she's really working overtime to make up for it. 

2 minutes ago, JennyMominFL said:

Is she a Vulcan?

This made me laugh very, very loudly.

[Squee Bastard]

Just now, seasons said:

Lol! Just got my Andrew Lessman HSN vitamins yesterday! 

I'll raise you your HSN and Evine, and I'm in with Shop NBC (before it was all those other crazy names),  CVN before it turned into qvc, JTV, and have even dabbled in The Liquidation Channel. I am hardcore no doubt! 

I love watching Bobbi Brown on QVC.

[coffee drinker]

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

I can’t help it, but I like Kristianna. 

Me too.

[JennyMominFL]

Just now, seasons said:

Lol! Just got my Andrew Lessman HSN vitamins yesterday! 

I'll raise you your HSN and Evine, and I'm in with Shop NBC (before it was all those other crazy names),  CVN before it turned into qvc, JTV, and have even dabbled in The Liquidation Channel. I am hardcore no doubt! 

My husband spends hours watching Invicta watches

[DanaMB]

I’m sad all the newbies missed out on Clint and his Goddess Tracie. 

[Pepper Mostly]

In Kristianna's favor, she does not have a neck tattoo. 

[Gobi]

Seeing her daughter took her breath away.

[WaltersHair]

Show, do NOT make me feel sorry for these people. Then they seem real.

Edited August 29, 2020 by WaltersHair

[mamadrama]

I have this irrational anger whenever I look at John. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Mother Kristianna wants to go out for another gravy laden meal. Delish!

[Gobi]

1 minute ago, Angry Moldovan said:

Who the fluck is this guy?

Saul Goodman in hiding. Go Land crabs!

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, DanaMB said:

I’m sad all the newbies missed out on Clint and his Goddess Tracie. 

No worries, they can get caught up on On Demand!

[JennyMominFL]

Just now, DanaMB said:

I’m sad all the newbies missed out on Clint and his Goddess Tracie. 

OMG!!!! Yes, Everyone go back and watch Clint and Tracie.  Tracie stole his car on their wedding night and did crack

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, mamadrama said:

I have this irrational anger whenever I look at John. 

That's because he's a fucking creep. C-R-E-E-P.

[Auntie Anxiety]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

In Kristianna's favor, she does not have a neck tattoo. 

Damning with faint praise.

[For Cereals]

These ladies have some deep voices

[WaltersHair]

Okay the Snookie bump went out about 10 years ago, Kristiana

[Angry Moldovan]

Just now, Gobi said:

Saul Goodman in hiding. Go Land crabs!

Dead ee

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, JennyMominFL said:

OMG!!!! Yes, Everyone go back and watch Clint and Tracie.  Tracie stole his car on their wedding night and did crack

Ahem. "motherfuckin' crack". 

And she stole the rental car, but only half the cash. So dear sweet brain damaged Clint thought that meant she was coming back. So precious. 

1 minute ago, WaltersHair said:

Okay the Snookie bump went out about 10 years ago, Kristiana

How would she know, she's been in jail! 

[Squee Bastard]

Destinie flirting is not a pretty sight.

[WaltersHair]

Newbies you must watch the past seasons. The current crew are damn Mensa members by comparison

[For Cereals]

Clint makes me itch

[Auntie Anxiety]

Looks like Shawn is going to get cuckolded. Is that the proper term when you’re a woman and cheating on your husband with another woman?

[JennyMominFL]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

Ahem. "motherfuckin' crack". 

And she stole the rental car, but only half the cash. So dear sweet brain damaged Clint thought that meant she was coming back. So precious. 

Thank you for the much needed, clarifying correction. I did not show the full horror(but reality TV good)of the whole situation

[Angry Moldovan]

Just now, For Cereals said:

Clint makes me itch

Clint = long haired Saul Goodman?

[Maybeitsme]

2 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Ahem. "motherfuckin' crack". 

And she stole the rental car, but only half the cash. So dear sweet brain damaged Clint thought that meant she was coming back. So precious. 

That's why she's The Goddess 

[goofygirl]

No, I believe the word is STOOPID!

Lindsey's giving us the eyeshadow recipe!! Something about magazine colors mixed with something? Deodorant?  WHAAAT???

And uhh.. Destinie... If Shawn doesn't have the $$$ on the old credit card.... Uh HOW are you going to spend whatever you WANT????

Edited August 29, 2020 by goofygirl

[mamadrama]

3 minutes ago, WaltersHair said:

Okay the Snookie bump went out about 10 years ago, Kristiana

That probably lines up with about the time she started her unfortunate incarceration stints.

[Empress1]

Heather is a rough-looking model. Dylan is cute.

[WaltersHair]

OMG OMG OMG. A recipe for that look

Am DEAD

[Squee Bastard]

Just now, Empress1 said:

Heather is a rough-looking model. Dylan is cute.

If Heather is a model, I'm the queen of England!

[Auntie Anxiety]

Prison Beauty Techniques, it’s a whole new genre.

[For Cereals]

1 minute ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Looks like Shawn is going to get cuckolded. Is that the proper term when you’re a woman and cheating on your husband with another woman?

I might be wrong but isn’t that done with a pool boy?

Ooh let’s make our own makeup!

[Angry Moldovan]

Just now, WaltersHair said:

OMG OMG OMG. A recipe for that look

Am DEAD

I on.y caught deodorant and toothpaste 

[Doublemint]

A jair house Estee Lauder - who knew?

[Pepper Mostly]

2 minutes ago, Squee Bastard said:

Destinie flirting is not a pretty sight.

I'm surprised she doesn't turn around and present like a mandrill.

2 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Looks like Shawn is going to get cuckolded. Is that the proper term when you’re a woman and cheating on your husband with another woman?

Oh why not? Its the 21st century! 

[DanaMB]

6 minutes ago, JennyMominFL said:

OMG!!!! Yes, Everyone go back and watch Clint and Tracie.  Tracie stole his car on their wedding night and did crack

Not just crack. Motherfucking crack. 

[JennyMominFL]

OMG! Now we know how she made the eye shadow.

PS, i would be the one in prison making makeup out of deodorant. I showed up on Parris Island with electric blue mascara. It did not go well

Edited August 29, 2020 by JennyMominFL

[coffee drinker]

Scott and Shawn are both going to get fleeced by their ladies in the long run.  These guys think they have found true love while the women think they've found the ultimate "mark".  

[WaltersHair]

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I on.y caught deodorant and toothpaste

It's probably for the best.

[For Cereals]

3 minutes ago, Angry Moldovan said:

Clint = long haired Saul Goodman?

No, think more Gollum less Saul...

[JennyMominFL]

I am dying with everyone who corrected me to “motherfucking crack”