S10.E15: "Forever or Never"

[gonecrackers]

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As the eight-week experiment draws to a close and Decision Day looms, the four remaining couples have just a few days left to do some final soul-searching, consult with friends and family, and decide if they want to stay married or get a divorce.

 

[Ohwell]

Taylor always looks rode hard and put away wet.  I believe she is.

[VioletNevermind]

Lifelong East Coaster/Marylander, so I would recognize that turtle anywhere.  But come on, guys.  You remove it from its habitat to “save it?”  *sigh* 🤦‍♀️

[Ohwell]

OMG Katie knows I called her turtle face.  She was fucking with me when she picked up that turtle!  Heh.

[Brooklynista]

Bless Meka's heart for trying to talk to this fool. I would pelt him upside his head with one of those apples.

AND he snatched the good lunch. Asshole.

[LennieBriscoe]

Meka is a kvetch. Michael is self-centered. I don't know how either was chosen for the "experiment."

Maybe they were chosen as "Couple with Most Annoying Voices."

Edited April 9, 2020 by LennieBriscoe

[VioletNevermind]

Michael is just focusing on a point in the distance and waiting this shit out.  I’m no fan of his, but damn, Meka.  Whew. 

[gonecrackers]

Meka please just let him out on the side of the road.

[Ohwell]

10 minutes ago, Brooklynista said:

Bless Meka's heart for trying to talk to this fool. I would pelt him upside his head with one of those apples.

AND he snatched the good lunch. Asshole.

I would have snatched the good lunch too. 😄

Katie really does think she's all that.  Bless her heart.  

[SideofSlaw]

11 minutes ago, Ohwell said:

OMG Katie knows I called her turtle face.  She was fucking with me when she picked up that turtle!  Heh.

I was thinking the same! “You’re a turtle.” And her “tuuuuuuuuuurtle” screech was just painful on the ears. Her voice really does remind me of nails on a chalkboard.

[gonecrackers]

Katie's another one who needs to be left on the side of the road.

[VioletNevermind]

Someone is going to school Miss Katie one of these days. 

[LennieBriscoe]

Katie's boots don't go with the summery top. IMO.

Stupid broad, for taking the turtle in the first place. 

Edited April 9, 2020 by LennieBriscoe

[VioletNevermind]

Sure, let’s just set him free miles and miles from where he came from.  Stay strong, poor little guy!

I care about Turtle Cal more than any of these couples.

[Ohwell]

I'm feeling vunnerable right now. 

*goes to get wine*

[gonecrackers]

Michael is blame shifting again.  This is painful to watch as he's really messing with her head. Dump his ass Meka, please.

30 minutes ago, Ohwell said:

Taylor always looks rode hard and put away wet.  I believe she is.

Her friends look so too.

[Ohwell]

7 minutes ago, gonecrackers said:

Her friends look so too.

Yeah they all look rough.

[ShowFan]

You bitch leave the poor turtle alone. Enslaving it is not saving it. Ugly bitch katie is such a dumb ass. I can’t believe the show continues to promote animal abuse 

16 minutes ago, LennieBriscoe said:

Stupid broad, for taking the turtle in the first place. 

Omg that is absolutely infuriating. 

[LennieBriscoe]

Were Taylor and her friends given lessons on "Soap Opera Portentous Expressions"? 

 

[gonecrackers]

Now comes the fake Jessica/Austin what do we do on decision day. Yeah right, follow production's orders, but I don't believe either of you are having any doubts.

[OnTime]

Derek, just say no.  

[ShowFan]

Littering the water with keys as a sign of undying love?? WTF is wrong with this show? Animal abuse, pollution, stop it

[VioletNevermind]

Sister Michael knows a lot more than she’s letting on.  I have a feeling that this has been an issue many times in the past.  She does seem like she would be a wonderfully supportive friend. 

Edited April 9, 2020 by Suzy Rhapsody

[Kira53]

Katie's inner child is stupid.  She is saving and animal that she doesn't know how to take care of. 

Poor Meka, Michael wants to spend time with you.  Why can't he stop torturing Meka?  No talking, no answering.  I got a laugh at the apple picking and lunch picking.  They could have had a half of each of the sandwiches but that's a totally self absorbed person. No hope. 

Edited April 9, 2020 by Kira53

[gladitsover]

Michael's sister is making a lot of sense. There seems to be a pattern in this show of intelligent relatives trying to talk sense into that one clueless/drama queen family member who married at first sight.

[VioletNevermind]

I can’t wait to miss every single episode of The Bachelor: Listen to Your Heart.

[nell]

What is the deal with Brandon and Michael not driving?  Do they not have licenses or cars?  Do they each have a chauffeur?  I do not get this.

Michael, could you possibly be any more sour?  You just seem like such a jerk.  Can you ever look anyone in the eye?

 

Edited April 9, 2020 by nell

[gladitsover]

24 minutes ago, Suzy Rhapsody said:

Sure, let’s just set him free miles and miles from where he came from.  Stay strong, poor little guy!

I care about Turtle Cal more than any of these couples.

I think it is illegal to take turtles out of their habitat. Not to mention, they can transmit salmonella.

[LennieBriscoe]

8 minutes ago, OnTime said:

Derek, just say no.  

Well, looks like he's not that bright. 

[TheBride]

How did these psychologists pick a compulsive liar as a groom? Meka should sue them for complete incompetence!!!

[Ohwell]

Jessica:  Austin and I's relationship.  That's even worse than vunnerable.

[TheBride]

This obsession with too much travel is ridiculous. It's so common with software engineers. It eases off as they get older and settled, and they move up in their companies.

[LennieBriscoe]

Profile isn't Jessica's friend. 

[TheBride]

Stop bugging him about the word "Love"! He's waiting for a moment when it feels natural. Really....people have to let up on him. I don't blame him!!

 

[gonecrackers]

3 minutes ago, TheBride said:

Stop bugging him about the word "Love"! He's waiting for a moment when it feels natural. Really....people have to let up on him. I don't blame him!!

 

It's too bad they couldn't have those moments to themselves, no pressure, & happening naturally. But this intrusiveness is what they signed up for. Hopefully it's all just contrived.

[LennieBriscoe]

5 minutes ago, TheBride said:

Stop bugging him about the word "Love"! He's waiting for a moment when it feels natural. Really....people have to let up on him. I don't blame him!!

 

See, Jessica didn't get that she, by declaring love first, set herself up for disappointment. Austin's silence was certain to be annoying, yet had he replied in kind, Jessica would think to herself that he said it only because she did. AKA, an "own goal."

Edited April 9, 2020 by LennieBriscoe

[gonecrackers]

Meka you said it - man of dreams is definitely stuff of nightmares.

[humbleopinion]

56 minutes ago, Brooklynista said:

AND he snatched the good lunch. Asshole.

That's the only "snatch" he's gonna get from Meka....

[Straycat80]

Meka’s mother looks younger than her. Give it up Meka, it’s not going to work. Ever. 

[VioletNevermind]

Whew, so that’s where Meka gets that voice. 

[humbleopinion]

6 minutes ago, LennieBriscoe said:

Profile isn't Jessica's friend. 

She's like a jack o' lantern the front view is the money shot....

[gonecrackers]

Katie's dad has a type. IIRC, step mom looks a lot like mom.

[Ohwell]

I'm drinking wine along with Katie's step mom.

Edited April 9, 2020 by Ohwell

[humbleopinion]

27 minutes ago, MyTwoCents said:

I really really hate when Michael finishes talking (in this case, what took him four days to think up) and he purses his stupid mouth, nose goes up in the air, eyes slowly close to slits. I’ve known people that get that look and it just makes me want to slap the hell out of him!

Meka should take her chance to sucker punch him in his throat....

[VioletNevermind]

Katie is so, so jealous of Derek.  It radiates from her.  Not the best look, girlfriend.  Derek would do well to toss her snotty ass overboard.  He can do so much better. 

Edited April 9, 2020 by Suzy Rhapsody

[gladitsover]

47 minutes ago, Suzy Rhapsody said:

Someone is going to school Miss Katie one of these days. 

I think her father is trying to school her.

[TheBride]

Katie is way too critical. When they read Derek's poem, why couldn't she just say...."You have talent, Derek". Her dad is right on.

[Straycat80]

Katie is a dingbat. She thinks Derek is a child but she’s the one acting like one. I don’t feel special, what a twit. Even her Dad is questioning what she’s saying. 

[PupCal]

Man, Katie is a bitch. Derek deserves so much than this dream-smashing harpy.

[TheBride]

Derek needs a warm person. She's too tough on him.