90DF Live Chat 2: This Thread is Only 60% Good

[Pepper Mostly]

David. You know "da" and "nyet", that' s it. Who do you think you're fooling? 

Lana would rather hug a walrus, David. 

[Bees52]

Good evening! 👋

Oh great, we're starting with Dour David.

[Zombness]

I love the enthusiasm that Lana shows for David...................!!!

[Auntie Anxiety]

I’m waiting for Mothra to push his ass into David's face, like he does every week.

[Pepper Mostly]

She does look like she's actively trying not to vomit. 

[Frozendiva]

Lana should be jumping for joy that one of her major benefactors/clients is live and can spend more money on her!

[Auntie Anxiety]

Staph thinks that wearing that snake skin pattern dress makes her look sexy. Fail.

Reminder: Stephanie has a rare disease and is the only person in the world who has to deal with a chronic condition.

[Pepper Mostly]

David sounds like that guy on Catfish who thought he was in a relationship with Katy Perry. Even when New and Max found the woman who was catfishing him, and had them meet in person, and the woman said "No, you've never spoken to Katy Perry, it was all me, I did it, I pretended to be Katy Perry to punk you", the guy was all "Oh, that little minx! Katy put her up to this, to mess with me! How adorable!" 

[magemaud]

1 minute ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

 

Staph thinks that wearing that snake skin pattern dress makes her look sexy. Fail.

 

She looked like she was in the process of shedding her skin 

[Frozendiva]

Dressing fancy on a plane when you fly first class or business class is one thing. Not being cramped in economy.

[Zombness]

Steph....you got what you deserved.  I am glad Erika didn't show up at the airport.

[Grifter Lives]

Erica's nose ring is more distracting than her grape earrings.

[Straycat80]

That dress on Stephanie is really short. Hope she didn’t bend over for anything, people would have got a show.

[Pepper Mostly]

Well, gee, Steph, maybe if you'd bothered to try and make friends and not alienate every single person you met in Australia someone would be there to say good bye to you. 

She wanted to look nice on the flight in case she met someone on the airplane.

[Frozendiva]

Steph, to thine own self be true.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Watching Staph a second time is even more boring that the first time. Didn’t think it possible.

[Grifter Lives]

The producers actually chose insulting comments about Stephanie (none about Erica).  Stephanie didn't have any good comebacks.  

[magemaud]

2 minutes ago, Frozendiva said:

Dressing fancy on a plane when you fly first class or business class is one thing.

Steph never flies coach! 

[Frozendiva]

For a long flight, maybe some stretchy denim leggings/jeggings or black jersey leggings, a tunic. Not a dress you need to hoik or lower on your legs. Maybe she was treated to Gassy Gus in front of her.

[Pepper Mostly]

Steph's fake crying reminds me of Farrah's crazy mother Deb on Teen Mom. She just starts with the sobby voice and expects everyone to lunge forward with tissues and hair pats and hugs. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

1 minute ago, magemaud said:

Steph never flies coach! 

I’ve flown first class a couple of times from MA to SF. Hard to believe , but I don’t dress up.

[Frozendiva]

Maybe when planes had seats with more legroom, you dressed up. Not these days unless you pay for the premium seat.

[Grifter Lives]

Happily Ever After Strikes Back may be even worse than this.  How much more of Pole, Angela and Larissa can anyone take?

[Mr. Miner]

Greasy poser time!

[Frozendiva]

Just now, Grifter Lives said:

Happily Ever After Strikes Back may be even worse than this.  How much more of Pole, Angela and Larissa can anyone take?

I would love to have her say Frozendiva29ee on TV. I would be rolling off the couch. Won't happen.

[Grifter Lives]

Ash is immediately the victim.  Thus, he decided not to go through with the proposal.  Right.

[Auntie Anxiety]

I’d actually love to see a replay of Ash’s seminar. It never gets old.

[Zombness]

Just now, Grifter Lives said:

Happily Ever After Strikes Back may be even worse than this.  How much more of Pole, Angela and Larissa can anyone take?

TLC is really milking all these series to the limit.   Will we have the patience to watch all of them?   I don't think so...but we will because of the snarking and the good company on this forum..

[Auntie Anxiety]

Avery is so messed up. Hilarious.

[Pepper Mostly]

3 minutes ago, Frozendiva said:

Maybe when planes had seats with more legroom, you dressed up. Not these days unless you pay for the premium seat.

Right? Travel was a luxury, travelers were treated like guests, not cattle being loaded into a trailer. 

[Mr. Miner]

Ass’s voice nauseates! 🤮

[Frozendiva]

Ash, you could have mentioned you were in process to get Australian citizenship. You could still use your Mauritius one.

[Grifter Lives]

Ash has to explain about his applying for his Australian passport before applying for a visa because the audience (and Robert) figured it out during the episode.  

[Zombness]

Those disturbing bug eyes........yuck!

[Frozendiva]

Ed, do up your robe.

[Grifter Lives]

The karate outfit is worse than the blue robe.  

[TazDevil]

Can't Ed find any clothes that close in the front?  He's so gross.

[sagittarius sue]

Ed is laughable in that Aikido outfit!

[Auntie Anxiety]

Ash’s t shirt is cut lower than Avery’s. 

Ash has a Rolodex full new age cliches to spew, thinking that the ladies will swoon over that shit.

[Straycat80]

Oh no, now we have Egg in a karate outfit. Is he going trick or treating? 

[Zombness]

OMG now Egg is a black belt in karate?????

[Bees52]

Yes, Ash, people have had a LOT of time to waste this year. I'm spending mine watching you explain your explanations. On a show I've watched before.

[magemaud]

Ed’s going Trick or Treating as The Karate Kid 

[Grifter Lives]

Rose and Eric-y share the same acting coach.  "Gesticulate wildly!"

[Pepper Mostly]

Ash. You're a citizen of someplace. If you're from Mauritius, don't you have a Mauritian passport? You are a lying, dissembling, gaslighting, water muddying pervaricator. And it seems he does all this just like breathing. Not for any reason. Avery made a lucky escape. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Mother Pony: How’s Rose?

Pony: She realized I was a sex tourist and walked out.

[Mr. Miner]

1 minute ago, magemaud said:

Ed’s going Trick or Treating as The Karate Kid 

Nice car Mrs. Larusso!

[Pepper Mostly]

I want to know how Ed gets his dog to gargle. 

[Grifter Lives]

Poor, innocent sex tourist Big Ed.  He was just looking for love, and Rose, instead, tried to drown him.  

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, Grifter Lives said:

Poor, innocent sex tourist Big Ed.  He was just looking for love, and Rose, instead, tried to drown him.  

Poor thing. Did you know she sprayed water on him? What a monster.