S10.E12: Move In or Move On

[gonecrackers]

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All five couples sit down to take a hard look at their marriages and decide what it will take for them to stay committed until decision day; some couples can't wait to recommit, but for others the deal breakers may prove too much to handle.

 

[LennieBriscoe]

Jessica is tone-deaf. 

And Michael doesn't know how to deliver a joke without seeming like a psycho.

 

Edited March 19, 2020 by LennieBriscoe

[gonecrackers]

Katie, calling his Christmas song dream "stupid" is not being supportive.

[Ohwell]

Ok that "dreams" convo with Katie and Derek really seemed staged.

[gonecrackers]

Katie's making a big deal out of nothing. At least he cares enough to discuss his dreams with her & see what will work within the relationship, but she's shitting all over him so he can't have anything, which is pushing him away.

[LennieBriscoe]

I loathe Katie. Does she think wanting to see Macchu Pichu is for children? Or that a Christmas song has to be about Santa running over Grandma?

Jeez. She's talking like they already have five kids and a mortgage.

Why is Katie so obsessed with "It's not reality!"

Dump her, Derek. She is not attractive, not supportive, and simply not fun. Marriage to her would be a drudgery, a chore, a constant supply of compliments to her.

Edited March 19, 2020 by LennieBriscoe

[VioletNevermind]

“I’m not going to get married if I can’t have any dreams!” 

With all of the scary-ass stuff going on right now, I needed this laugh.  What a seventh grade “fight.”  These two are nowhere near mature enough to be married to anyone, much less each other.  Also, I don’t know who the hell Katie thinks she is.  Have a seat, hon. 

Edited March 19, 2020 by Suzy Rhapsody

[LennieBriscoe]

8 minutes ago, Suzy Rhapsody said:

“I’m not going to get married if I can’t have any dreams!” 

With all of the scary-ass stuff going on right now, I needed this laugh.  What a seventh grade “fight.”  These two are nowhere near mature enough to be married to anyone, much less each other.  Also, I don’t know who the hell Katie thinks she is.  Have a seat, hon. 

Many a mature person has traveled to the Andes, backpacked in Asia, composed songs (even about Christmas), and written a book. KATIE is the timorous child, deliberately bringing up "changing" in order to slam Derek again.

Derek is adventurous. Katie is a homebody. The experts failed yet again.

Edited March 19, 2020 by LennieBriscoe

[Hangin Out]

Shut the fuck up Katie about Derek’s dreams already.  I’ve never heard anything so stupid.  I hope he dumps her ass.  She’s a spoiled brat and has nothing to complain about.  I would love a treehouse.

Get Zack off the show.  It’s a waste of time.

Edited March 19, 2020 by Silver Bells

[LennieBriscoe]

Haha! Zach says, "Yes," while looking down to his right. Liar!

Edited March 19, 2020 by LennieBriscoe

[gonecrackers]

Zach's pleading eyes toward Cal say, "Kinetic's gonna hurt me if I bail & you know it..."

[ShowFan]

Derek’s dreams are all absolutely realistic and easily achievable as long as he doesn’t breed before that (or ever). I don’t understand what’s Katie’s problem with them. 

[Kareem]

Was waiting for Cal to tell hairdo “Marriage ain’t for punks”.   😏

[gonecrackers]

Just a half hour in & I already need more wine. Gonna use up all the rations at this rate.

Edited March 19, 2020 by gonecrackers

[LennieBriscoe]

6 minutes ago, ShowFan said:

Derek’s dreams are all absolutely realistic and easily achievable as long as he doesn’t breed before that (or ever). I don’t understand what’s Katie’s problem with them. 

I know! She's like, "Write a BOOK?! What about me and the kids?! Dreams, dreams! Ya got too many DREAMS, I tell ya! A book, a song, a tree-house! Can't ya just be happy making Kraft Mac and Cheese?!"

Edited March 19, 2020 by LennieBriscoe

[Empress1]

13 minutes ago, LennieBriscoe said:

I loathe Katie. Does she think wanting to see Macchu Pichu is for children? Or that a Christmas song has to be about Santa running over Grandma?

Jeez. She's talking like they already have five kids and a mortgage.

Why is Katie so obsessed with "It's not reality!"

Dump her, Derek. She is not attractive, not supportive, and simply not fun. Marriage to her would be a drudgery, a chore, a constant supply of compliments to her.

All his dreams are things you can accomplish with kids. Many, many people write books and songs with kids. He can build a treehouse FOR the kids. A treehouse is a weekend project. You can write a song in a day. Katie SUCKS. She really got her little feelings hurt when he rightly accused her of being unsupportive when the entire purpose of the conversation she started was to tell him his dreams were dumb and he needed to change for her. TRASH.

Mindy has now said straight up that she only sees Zach when they’re filming. TRASH.

[Hangin Out]

9 minutes ago, LennieBriscoe said:

Many a mature person has traveled to the Andes, backpacked in Asia, composed songs (even about Christmas), and written a book. KATIE is the timorous child, deliberately bringing up "changing" in order to slam Derek again.

Derek is adventurous. Katie is a homebody. The experts failed yet again.

Derek does everything right.  Katie thinks she’s a Princess, and I don’t see why he’s even attracted to her.  She has zero personality.

[ezzy4]

19 minutes ago, Suzy Rhapsody said:

“I’m not going to get married if I can’t have any dreams!” 

With all of the scary-ass stuff going on right now, I needed this laugh.  What a seventh grade “fight.”  These two are nowhere near mature enough to be married to anyone, much less each other.  Also, I don’t know who the hell Katie thinks she is.  Have a seat, hon. 

Right? Everything you said! 🙂

[gladitsover]

Mindy is too nice, too forgiving - I hope she takes these lessons she's learning and is able to use them going forward, to choose friends and a husband. 

[Ohwell]

Zach has crazy eyes.

[shouldbedancing]

Meka and Katie are such killjoys at the top of this ep. what’s up with that?

[LennieBriscoe]

Mindy and Zach---Shut up, the both a yas.

[gladitsover]

Austin is killing it as a husband.

[gonecrackers]

Zach is desperate to make Mindy be the one to call it done & she just. won't. do. it.

In a way it's kinda fun watching him squirm - would be great if she's just totally messing with him now.

Edited March 19, 2020 by gonecrackers

[gladitsover]

The "expert" with the severe bun (i forget her name) should leave Jessica and Austin alone - they're doing fine without her "help"!

Edited March 19, 2020 by gladitsover

[Hangin Out]

28 minutes ago, gonecrackers said:

Katie's making a big deal out of nothing. At least he cares enough to discuss his dreams with her & see what will work within the relationship, but she's shitting all over him so he can't have anything, which is pushing him away.

Good.  I hope he goes away.

[gonecrackers]

1 minute ago, Silver Bells said:

Good.  I hope he goes away.

I hope they both do (but her moreso).

Edited March 19, 2020 by gonecrackers

[ezzy4]

I'm still laughing about the "but my dreams are IMPORTANT to MEEE" couple- haha! 

It's so silly.  I mean he wants to build a TREEHOUSE (a REALLY, REALLY big one) and compose a CHRISTMAS song! It's adorable...

But I could also see it being irritating if it was my DH talking so stoopid.

But ... my reaction would be more of a roll my eyes and move on type of reaction.

That little girl ranting that her husband should NOT WRITE A CHRISTMAS SONG had me rolling off my couch in a fit of giggles.

Best t.v. EVER!! 🙂

 

 

 

Edited March 19, 2020 by ezzy4

[Ohwell]

Oh God.  Here we go.  Meka and Michael.

[Kareem]

2 minutes ago, gladitsover said:

The "expert" with the severe bun (i forget her name) should leave Jessica and Austin alone - they're doing fine without her "help"!

True!  Heaven knows she’ll probably screw up the delivery and start barking orders at him about how much time she allots for saying the L word.  

[Meowwww]

Katie found one thing that she can use to get out.  Like a dog with a bone, that one. 

[gladitsover]

Does anyone believe Michael??

[Hangin Out]

12 minutes ago, Ohwell said:

Zach has crazy eyes.

I noticed that too.  Maybe a thyroid problem.

[LennieBriscoe]

Michael's focus is "having fun"?! Okay, that was funny.

And he's the "emotional core"?! Oh, my stars and garters! 

[gonecrackers]

There's the problem- Meka should've asked for a liar, then she would've gotten someone honest. That's the way this 'matching' works.

Edited March 19, 2020 by gonecrackers

[Ohwell]

Vunnerable

[gladitsover]

Michael saying VUNERABLE again!!!

[Ohwell]

1 minute ago, gladitsover said:

Michael saying VUNERABLE again!!!

I would drop kick his ass for that alone.  

[gladitsover]

5 minutes ago, Silver Bells said:

I noticed that too.  Maybe a thyroid problem.

Does your thyroid make you a big fat liar?

[ezzy4]

Apparently she isn't appropriately excited about her pretend vaca...yea...o.k. then...

[ezzy4]

9 minutes ago, gladitsover said:

Does anyone believe Michael??

Nope

[humbleopinion]

Derek's hopes and dreams are juvenile but they are his to have....so suck it Katie and stop stomping on them....

Derek's ambition of eating of exotic animals may need to be shelved in light of current events.

Michael stop quoting jibberish from the boxes of over priced tea you like to curate like fine wine...Michael you are a liar liar pants on fire who lies and lies because you have a emotional core that was gutted like a fish when you got abandoned and given away....

Edited March 19, 2020 by humbleopinion

[Hangin Out]

OMG .. I have a headache already.  This show is so stupid and irritating.  Yet, I watch.  Kill me.

[gladitsover]

Pastor Cal: We matched them for who they really are (re Michael and Meka)

So, who are they really are? and what makes them a match??  I don't see it. 

p.s no one should be married to a liar

[Ohwell]

I do understand Meka wanting Michael to be honest with her.  However, I just don't think they're feeling it for each other.  

Just stop it, you two.  

[gladitsover]

Michael is a jerk. plain and simple. 

VUNNERABLE again!!!!!!

[Straycat80]

Tonight’s episode is brought to you by the words vulnerable and soft. 

[gonecrackers]

See the thing with liars is the other person is really in a tough place, because if they continue to open up & give them chances, the liar will just take those chances to continue to lie. So the partner is going to constantly be hurt, & become more & more bitter & broken inside - unless they cut loose. Meka needs to just cut loose. His lying is not her fault & she can't do anything to fix Michael's severe character flaw. She does not need to keep opening herself up to being lied to even more.

Edited March 19, 2020 by gonecrackers

[linley]

Katie wants all of Derek's "dreams" to rotate around her.

Michael went from interviewing for Principal to babysitting after-school kids?  Did Meka just tell Michael he needs to thank her when she holds his hand?

Austin and Jessica are fine. Once Austin spits out the "L" word, all will be right with the world.

Mindy is ready to bring the hammer down on Zach...haha not really.

They have really kept the families out of the way this season.

Why did I give up drinking for lent??

 

[NowVoyager]

I wanted to punch that lady in her fucking face for saying Frustrated Meka wasn't a "soft place to land." Talk about deflecting blame. From Michael for being a total fraud & the show for not doing basic due diligence. Meka is being set up to look like the Angry Black Woman.