S10.E07: New Wife, New Life

[Ohwell]

With the thrill of the honeymoon over, five pairs of newlyweds return to Washington, D.C., to begin living together; the pressure of moving in proves to be too much for two couples, while others enjoy discovering new surprises about their new spouse.

[Hangin Out]

Oh, so Zack decided he wouldn’t move in with Mindy?  That would be it for me.  Kick him to the curb.  Stop lowering yourself.  Where is Brandon?  Having a few drinks?  What the hell?

Edited February 13, 2020 by Silver Bells

[Ohwell]

If Mindy is looking for any sympathy by moving in alone, she isn't getting any from me.

Also, I'm waiting for Brandon to explain why he hasn't moved in with Taylor.  

Edited February 13, 2020 by Ohwell

[gonecrackers]

Zach & Brandon somehow missed that these are "legally binding marriages".

[Ohwell]

"Pastor" Cal can go fuck himself.

[gonecrackers]

"Pastor" is a poser, as are a few others this season.

[Kiss my mutt]

The experts seem even less useful this season if that’s possible. 

[Hangin Out]

Nice job Pastor Cal.  How are you gonna fix these maniacs now?  One is in love with himself and the other is in love with the bottle.  The way Brandon spoke to everyone on the bus, if I were Taylor, I wouldn’t want to be alone with Brandon in the apartment.  No way.

Edited February 13, 2020 by Silver Bells

[Empress1]

Am 10 minutes in. In Mindy’s shoes, I’d call it (and stay my ass in my own place) when he said he wouldn’t move in. You tell me at least three times that you’re not attracted to me AND you won’t even move in & sleep on the couch? What am I doing here? I’m essentially single, so let me be all the way single. Why is Zach even here?

Taylor too - dude tells me to fuck off and then doesn’t come home? Take care, good luck, mail me the divorce papers, show.

(These are very generic apartments. I also wonder if they’re convenient for everyone - the DMV area commutes can be brutal.)

[gonecrackers]

Listen to your friend, Mindy. 

[VioletNevermind]

Boy.  Who agrees that Mindy’s friend Mallory should replace one of the “experts?”  Girlfriend broke that shit right on down. 

[gonecrackers]

Just now, Suzy Rhapsody said:

Boy.  Who agrees that Mindy’s friend Mallory should replace one of the “experts?”  Girlfriend broke that shit right on down. 

She'd have to sell out for BS. She's too real - & too right - for this show.

[Kira53]

23 minutes ago, Silver Bells said:

Oh, so Zack decided he wouldn’t move in with Mindy?  That would be it for me.  Kick him to the curb.  Stop lowering yourself.  Where is Brandon?  Having a few drinks?  What the hell?

More than drinking I get the feeling it's drug seeking.  His wife pointed out he escapes "production".  It could just be excessive binge drinking.  I'm only 10-15 minutes into the episode.  Wow Zack!  You should have been prepared to try for a few days.  With this behavior it's clear you can be a pain......

[ShowFan]

Zach observations:

• I LOVE his doggies!!
• His egg breakfast was outrageously boring
• he uses the same detergent brand as us on the kitchen sink...it’s a great cruelty free brand

Edited February 13, 2020 by ShowFan

[Hangin Out]

Katy and Mindy going home on the plane.  They can’t fix their hair?  They looked like they were ready to scrub the floor.  

[VioletNevermind]

Michael’s house looks like the men’s quarters in a military school.  Hang a picture and get that trash can out of the entryway!

Edited February 13, 2020 by Suzy Rhapsody

[Ohwell]

I'm guessing that most of these people live in northern Virginia.

[Hangin Out]

Didn’t these girls go to college?  All the guys never put sheets or pillow cases on the beds.  Sometimes not even a blanket.  Why are they so surprised?

[Empress1]

Brandon just brought Taylor flowers. Is he drunk? He seems drunk. Also fuck these flowers.

[ShowFan]

When Mindy is talking with her friend Mallory and eating a giant pasta bowl, there is a blurred photo on the table. Looks like 2 people on it. I wonder who they are and why it’s blurred

[Empress1]

Just now, ShowFan said:

When Mindy is talking with her friend Mallory and eating a giant pasta bowl, there is a blurred photo on the table. Looks like 2 people on it. I wonder who they are and why it’s blurred

Probably blurred because the people in the photo didn’t sign a release consenting to be on TV.

[LennieBriscoe]

Does Brandon have asthma? Pulmonary issues? I've never known a healthy person to need an air purifier machine. Haha, his "panties"! 😁

I have a difficult time understanding Michael's speech. He talks fast and muddled, to my ears. 😐

[Ohwell]

Right now I'm sick of all these couples except Jessica and Austin.  The rest of them are just too exhausting and depressing to watch.

[gonecrackers]

Michael is carrying on because he's been confronted with what I believe is his lie. If he didn't lie, he wouldn't be so upset about something he's perceiving as "failure".  I don't blame Meka for not trusting him. 

[Ohwell]

Zack is telling "Pastor" Cal the truth.  If it ain't there, it ain't there.

Aaaannnd Zach just folded.

 

Edited February 13, 2020 by Ohwell

[LennieBriscoe]

 

😁Does Pastor Cal truly have no idea of what "there's no chemistry" means? Zach doesn't feel it in his LOINS, man!

Edited February 13, 2020 by LennieBriscoe

[Katie111]

Why does Mindy keep saying that Zach is intelligent?   He doesn’t come across as intelligent at all.  He can’t even put together a sentence that makes sense.  

[gonecrackers]

Oh FFS I wish Zach would just say he doesn't have it for her & he's done.

[Ohwell]

10 minutes ago, gonecrackers said:

Oh FFS I wish Zach would just say he doesn't have it for her & he's done.

He said the first part, but not the second.  He doesn't want to look like an ass on tv.

Pastor Cal annoys the hell out of me looking all confused when Zach is trying to tell him there's no chemistry.  I'm sure the "Pastor" has met some women in his life that he just wasn't attracted to.  

[gonecrackers]

Cal just doesn't get it - Zach does not want to thrust (around Mindy).

[VioletNevermind]

Damn, poor Mindy.  Her face is so sad.  There is no way in the world I would put up with this one moment longer.

And Zack?  It’s not “thrusted.”  Jackass. 

Edited February 13, 2020 by Suzy Rhapsody

[Racj82]

Pastor Cal looks like he is going through it trying to process Zach's nonsense.

Obviously, everyone involved should just call it a day with these two. Love can grow but it shouldn't be this hard and awkward.

[Ohwell]

Mindy.  You are an idiot.  A desperate idiot.  That is all.

[gonecrackers]

Mindy is this season's Kate. If Zach wanted to have sex with her no doubt she would, knowing the whole time he's not attracted to her.  I can't even feel sorry for her because it's so pathetic. 

[ShowFan]

All the bs that Zach spills...He can just say the truth: boobs and butt are what’s missing from his marriage. Don’t bs us about intelligence and drive. Mindy has plenty of those 

[Katie111]

How many times can he tell her he is not attracted to her.   He is just so mean.   We get it......you are not attracted to her.  

[Kiss my mutt]

Wow! Pastor Cal was almost pleading with his eyes that they would go their separate ways because he knows Zack was full of shit and wanted to spare Mindy. I can’t believe she keeps demeaning herself by trying to make things work with someone who has zero interest in her on even basic level. Stupid woman. This is what got her there in the first place. 

[Pattylatty]

Zach is going to TRY because he wants the screen time.  Mindy seems cool but maybe not as independent as I want her to be.  Zach is a shallow poser.  

[ShowFan]

45 minutes ago, Silver Bells said:

Didn’t these girls go to college?  All the guys never put sheets or pillow cases on the beds.  Sometimes not even a blanket.  Why are they so surprised?

Went to college and saw plenty of guys’ dorms...never once without sheets or pillow cases. Now I’m asking myself if I really had the full college experience?

[LennieBriscoe]

"I'm really, really trying to make this work."

Ze ball, she is not in your court, Mindy. Zach is finding it hard.......no, wait.

[2727]

Zach's words to sense ratio continues to be very low.

[gonecrackers]

3 minutes ago, Katie111 said:

How many times can he tell her he is not attracted to her.   He is just so mean.   We get it......you are not attracted to her.  

He really wants her to be the 'bad guy' & pull the plug so he doesn't have to do it.

[Ohwell]

Wow.  Derek just shot an arrow at Katie.  I'm surprised.

And Katie just shot back at Derek.

Edited February 13, 2020 by Ohwell

[LFStilly]

Zack is too stuck on himself to give it chance. Why did he even go through with the wedding if he wasn't going to even try. Attraction can grow but he's looking for something he'll never find. I get Mindy is trying but he is not worth the time and effort.  He'll destroy her self esteem before the show is over. She deserves soo much better. I can just tell she is a good person. 

[LennieBriscoe]

Dang, but Jessica and Austin have great teeth! I think Austin is this season's Ricky Bobby! 

Edited February 13, 2020 by LennieBriscoe

[gonecrackers]

6 minutes ago, Ohwell said:

Wow.  Derek just shot an arrow at Katie.  I'm surprised.

And now she's shooting back with her ex story.

[Ohwell]

10 minutes ago, gonecrackers said:

And now she's shooting back with her ex story.

Yeah, I just added that to my post. 😃

[gonecrackers]

Katie's pissed so she's throwing the ex in Derek's face.

[LennieBriscoe]

Uh-oh. Katie was too soon with the whoopie-making. Derek's observations are surprising me. 

[ShowFan]

Here is the sad part: Meka’s got nothing on me! I’d be kicking her ass for not being tidy enough. Meka, the clothes in your drawers were not Marie Kondo’ed at all! Lots to be desired, sister.