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S24.E03: Week 3


OnceSane

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I can't stand to hear the sniveling, whimpering and sobbing from these children, so I assume my remote MUTE button is going to get a good workout tonight.  

Her oversized, ripped jeans look incredibly stupid.  Aren't those horrible things out of style yet?

And she has WAY too much hair to be real.  Those extensions look so shabby. 

Edited by leighdear
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We have our first sob story of the season. This one might be the most dramatic one we’ve had in a long time—half a potato with salt and pepper! In and out of shelters! Death and addiction! This story rivals Catherine’s story of a tree falling on her friend. This makes blonde Victoria a contender! Everyone knows the more dramatic your origin story, the more “deserving” you are for love, per Bachelor decree.

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I hope if she wins that she won't feel too bad about how much he talks about wanting to be with someone with the perfect family. The overshare is especially awkward when the Bachelor (both Peter and the show in general) is at the top of the list of people that would make you feel unworthy of love because of something your parents did.

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Yeah as filled with melodrama as this is, and how over the never ending sob stories that everyone has to have now I am, with the way the Bachelor verse seems to constantly rhapsodize about how everyone's parents have been together for 70 years and they were love at first sight in kindergarten and I want that love with you, I can see why someone who didnt have that perfect family life might feel insecure. 

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4 minutes ago, JenE4 said:

This one might is the most dramatic one we’ve had in a long time—half a potato with salt and pepper! In and out of shelters! Death and addiction!

Kristina had to eat lipstick in Russia. That will always be the saddest to me.

 

5 minutes ago, laschifosavita said:

I hope if she wins that she won't feel too bad about how much he talks about wanting to be with someone with the perfect family.

I could just see the interest dying in Peter's eyes right then. 

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Oh yeah, sobbing in vocal fry and expressing about the love Peter has shown you is the way to win his heart . Can we say “crazy”. I have to say I wanted peter as the bachelor and he is next to bob guiney the most disingenuous bachelor ever — he kissed every single girl and tells them total crap about how he feels about them. I just cannot believe how awful he is and how awful these girls are. I honestly could not survive it lol.

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1 minute ago, tennisgurl said:

I feel kind of bad, but I am still struggling to remember half of these girls. Would they consider name tags?

The chyron wranglers this season suck,  SO often these girls are tagless and that's BAD so early in the season with so many women that look the same.

It would be SO hilarious if 3-4 got up & said "Ain't nobody got time for this shit" and left!  

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Yooooooo. That was fucked up. Peter doesn’t ask Sydney who she’s talking about. Instead he waits and asks her in front of everyone, so she has to say this TO Alysha. The other girls are squirming; no one is saying a thing. Then Peter gets up and walks away, leaving Sydney in the line of fire. alysha goes to cry to Peter and he mutters “Oh my god” because he doesn’t give a damn. But then he goes and gives the rose to Sydney.

Now someone is blindsided. Is this Alysha?!? You know how in old rom coms a girl takes off her glasses and puts on some lipgloss and she suddenly goes from nerd to knock-out? I’ve never seen a real-life example of where such a “makeover” would work, but here we are.

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