S24.E02: Week 2

[OnceSane]

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Peter and Hannah continue their conversation; eight of the women walk the runway as models in a fashion show, where they are judged by TV personality Carson Kressley and model Janice Dickinson.

Airs January 13, 2020.

[leighdear]

I adore Carson Kressley.  I'm more interested in seeing HIM than any of the women, or Peter.  *LOL*

I hate them dragging all this crap back up with Hannah.  Such a waste of time, since she CAN'T stay because of DWTS.  Duh!

Edited January 14, 2020 by leighdear

[tennisgurl]

Got a whole bottle of wine at the ready for this one! 

Go away Hannah oh my God let someone else have the spotlight for three fucking seconds! Pete, have some self respect and tell her to take a hike! 

[leighdear]

It would have been SO hilarious if one of the girls popped her head around the wall & chirped "Um, like can I steal him for a minute"? 

[JenE4]

Ma’am, that is not “a hug.” She climbs into his lap and then stares into his face hoping for a kiss. Back off, succubus! 

[JenE4]

Peter’s “funny sex story” will be how his desperate ex tried to ensnare him in her black widow’s web backstage.

[TiredMe]

The length of that confrontation with Hannah was out of hand. Go away Beast!

[leighdear]

Wow, the ads I'm getting on this page are for All-gay cruises to Amsterdam & Barcelona.  Hmmmmm......

Oh lord, the NEED to ban the word "clarity" for eternity on this show.  Really. 

Edited January 14, 2020 by leighdear

[tennisgurl]

Hannah, we all know that Pete was your, what, third choice? Honestly it was really fourth choice, because we all know she would have kept Luke P around if it was at all possible to present him to polite society. Hannah has godawful taste in men, and that must have sucked for her (losing out on her fairy take season, AND everyone knowing what tools Jed and Luke P were as they watched, even as she stuck with them, while everyone questioned her choices) but trying to crawl back to Pete is honesty pretty crappy.

[SassyCat]

OMG Hannah! Give us a flipping break! What a manipulative bunch of moves she just laid on Peter. Glad to sense tho that he's just not that into her anymore. 

 

[JenE4]

Daaaaaaamn. That’s f’ed up that he called off the date over Hannah! I mean, good for the girls that they weren’t forced to tell embarrassing or revealing sex stories on TV. That one girl is going to go off on Peter—I hope!!

[leighdear]

Wow, girlfriend is seriously hammering him and the situation.  

Where the hell are the chyrons?  Bitch needs a name aside from "bitch". 

Sydney girl, you need to dial into that "Proactiv" home shopping commercial.  You need it.  

[JenE4]

1 minute ago, leighdear said:

Wow, girlfriend is seriously hammering him and the situation.  

Where the hell are the chyrons?  Bitch needs a name aside from "bitch". 

Right, she was talking for 5 minutes straight and they never once showed her name. However, I’m disappointed that Peter melted her into giggles and smiles by the end. Come on, girl! We were rooting for you to let him have it!

[leighdear]

So are we assuming that Peter is going to be smacking on most of the girls after most conversations?  

[Archer27]

These women say, "Like," for nearly every fourth word. Sorry, but it grosses me out that he kisses so many of them right after one another. 

[leighdear]

Jeez, do Sydney's parents know she snuck out of the house?  Doesn't she have school tomorrow?  SAT prep is soon!!!  *LOL*

[Adeejay]

Natasha, sweetie, I get where you are coming from.  But here’s the thing, you are not going to be the final one; heck, I don't think you are even going to make the final six.  My advice to you is to just chill and enjoy the ride. 

[b2H]

I missed the dialog on the start of the group date.  Did he say anything about his departure to Hannah.  Clearly no one has any self-respect as, one by one, they should have said thanks but no thanks to a guy who is still in love with someone else.

[JenE4]

Just now, leighdear said:

So are we assuming that Peter is going to be smacking on most of the girls after most conversations?  

Yes. That’s how you know you’re dismissed. Kiss and swoop off stage left and bring on the next victim. Oh, jesus, except for the one who was thrown on top of the antique dresser! She didn’t give you “enough love”? Oh, she’s stepping it up, so throw her on top of the credenza next.

[Suzysite]

I'm already so tired of watching Peter make out with everyone and anyone.  Chris Harrison better be wary when he gets too close.  

[alexa]

Well they got out of the awful sex talk presentation, I guess.  They should thank Hannah.  Lol

[SallyAlbright]

Peter does not remember ANY of these girls from the first night. I'm dying every time he asks one of them to remind him who they are. Then he proceeds to make out with them without confirming that he actually knows their names. 

[Archer27]

Convertible car girl (don't know their names yet)...LIKE, LIKE, LIKE, LIKE. Driving me crazy.

[leighdear]

I hope they all got their flu shots.  This year's strain is pretty nasty. 

Kelsey is going to be EXTRA.  About everything, you can tell.  Even without the promos. 

[alexa]

1 minute ago, leighdear said:

I hope they all got their flu shots.  This year's strain is pretty nasty. 

Yes, true!  On that note, there was a lady on the news with a child that is very sick with the flu.  She said that her child had the shot in March, and she didn’t realize how the timeline worked for the shot.  Like really?  Ugh.  

[JenE4]

What’s with the artificial maple syrup? And why is this girl freaking out that the other girl “stole her time” instead of just going out there and talking to Peter now?! But, I really want to know about that syrup...

[tennisgurl]

I hope no one had cold sores, of this could be a full on kissing epidemic!

All these girls need name tags, both for us and for Pete!

[JenE4]

Just now, tennisgurl said:

I hope no one had cold sores, of this could be a full on kissing epidemic!

All these girls need name tags, both for us and for Pete!

I can only assume the person in charge of typing up the chyrons have no clue who these people are, either. 

[leighdear]

Kelsey is a "Professional Clothier"?  Does that mean she works at Dress Barn?

OMG, too funny they popped her cork without her!!!!

Edited January 14, 2020 by leighdear

[tennisgurl]

Tonight, on the most dramatic champagne uncorking in Bachelor history...

[alexa]

2 minutes ago, leighdear said:

Kelsey is a "Professional Clothier"?  Does that mean she works at Dress Barn?

OMG, too funny they popped her cork without her!!!!

I find it kind of depressing.  I can tell this season is going to suck.  He clearly has nothing underneath all of the kisses, and he has little decency when choosing among the women.  

[nutty1]

Madison is sweet enough but she giggles  way too much for my liking. 

[JenE4]

The producers did Hannah Ann wrong. There’s no way she knew that was Kelsey’s personal bottle...although half the group seemed to know. Kelsey is going to melt down...worse than she already has been. Hilarious that even BEFORE that a half dozen girls are talking her off the ledge and putting more makeup on her already overly contoured face.

[leighdear]

Take note, Peter.  This is what's called A RED FLAG.  A HUGE RED FLAG.  

AHHHHHH!!!!    HAAA HAAA HAAA!!!   

Edited January 14, 2020 by leighdear

[NetflixandChill]

OMG the champagne bursting in her face might be the best thing I've seen in years!

[tennisgurl]

This so obviously screams producer interference, you know they stuck that champagne right there hoping that they would drink it before Kelsey could. I dont at all think that Hannah Ann did this as a part of some kind of diabolical plan.

[Archer27]

OMG...the funniest moment ever! Poor Kelsey. She and champagne are not friends

[JenE4]

Ooh! I knew the producers did this!! Sent Hannah Ann to the champagne and then hid a different bottle behind the couch further on down! How is Kelsey not recognizing it’s a mix up when she attempted to drink from the second, hidden bottle.

[coconutcookie]

I'm afraid they're setting Hannah Brown up for a second go round as the bachelorette. Ugh. I don't like her and don't ever want to hear "somethink" again.

[leighdear]

Peter, Just hold up the roses & say "These are for everybody EXCEPT Kelsey".  

[SallyAlbright]

The only thing that did was make me like Hannah Ann a bit more, and I did not like her the first night. Kelsey could have just laughed that off and made herself really endearing but instead she went full psycho. 

[tennisgurl]

Oh Kelsey, this is just not your night! I love how all the girls instantly went into damage control with her the second they heard that pop and started already comforting her! Kelsey is that person.

[JenE4]

One of the lapdogs following Kelsey around all night now finally realizes Kelsey is unstable and she’s tired of her histrionics?

[Adeejay]

Don't they run a psych check on these contestants? I am surprise that in all these years, someone hasn't gotten seriously hurt. 

[nlkm9]

Oh Kelsey 😂. With your blown up lips and collagen filled face “ in real you’re calulated “ no Kelsey you are crazy !!!! I’m calling it now - he will keep her because producers will make him.

and really giving Madison a family pic ?? I hope she showed it off to the others 😂. I feel the girls on that date got very cheated ! 

[tennisgurl]

"Involved in...seeing it all..."

I mean, what else can you say? 

You know your in the right when your angrily muttering "I didnt do anything wrong."

[leighdear]

As a catch, Peter is farmed Tilapia.  Not even a premium cut.  

[tennisgurl]

Are we 100% sure that McKenna isnt Demi under an assumed name?

[nlkm9]

Omg my ears are bleeding from all the vocal fry . Ugh!!!!

[leighdear]

I like Tammy as the Greek Chorus.