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S01.E02: Janice Dickinson Knows Breast

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zxy556575

zxy556575

Oy, Janice and her various hangers-on. I was more bemused by her entourage than anything she did because, well, it's Janice. I looked up her fiancé and yep, rich. Her implants looked a lot better, but still implant-y and fake.

 

The eye surgery woman -- where do these people come from?

 

Nose guy ended up with a pretty wide nose afterwards, but maybe it was still a little swollen. I had nasal surgery in my 20s to fix sinus drainage problems, so could relate to the headaches.

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iwasish

iwasish

Oy, Janice and her various hangers-on. I was more bemused by her entourage than anything she did because, well, it's Janice. I looked up her fiancé and yep, rich. Her implants looked a lot better, but still implant-y and fake.

 

The eye surgery woman -- where do these people come from?

 

Nose guy ended up with a pretty wide nose afterwards, but maybe it was still a little swollen. I had nasal surgery in my 20s to fix sinus drainage problems, so could relate to the headaches.

I cannot stand Janice. She wonders if she broke her sobriety? Was she ever sober? She is a nasty piece of drunken work.

ghertigirl

ghertigirl

So far, I am loving this show, and I know this is an unpopular opinion but I love the docs.  I always have had a soft spot for those two though.

 

I was really impressed with with Paul Nassif did to the patient Paul's nose.  I thought it looked fantastic afterwards.

 

Janice Dickinson - oy vey!  She seems so exhausting!  I was really feeling for Terry Dubrow and trying to imagine his conversation about his day with his wife that night.

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iwasish

iwasish

So far, I am loving this show, and I know this is an unpopular opinion but I love the docs.  I always have had a soft spot for those two though.

 

I was really impressed with with Paul Nassif did to the patient Paul's nose.  I thought it looked fantastic afterwards.

 

Janice Dickinson - oy vey!  She seems so exhausting!  I was really feeling for Terry Dubrow and trying to imagine his conversation about his day with his wife that night.

They've turned down other patients. I would have turned down Janice. But they needed a recognizable name patient for the show. I suspect crazy Janice played it up for the cameras by pulling out her drains and acting the fool. But I do believe she wanted big time drugs. The fact that the dr voiced his concern about her being found dead is an admission of that. If she had died he'd could have been in big trouble for giving her IV pain killers.

Mu Shu

Mu Shu

I was thinking how sad it was that Janice Dickinson so ruined her looks, but that photo of her in her early 30's showed that her beauty was indeed fleeting.   Still,  she would look loads better with 20 pounds added (and still be thin),  that slug removed from her upper lip, and whatever the hell she had done to make her jaw so manly reversed.   I wonder if she takes testosterone to keep her body fat percentage so low.   That being said, she's a nasty black hole of a psychic vampire and I really didn't care if her implants failed or not.    As if anyone would buy her skin care line-Her skin looks like old leather that has been stretched as thin as phyllo dough. 

 

Nose job guy was boring to say the least.  He looked the same to me.   

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Maharincess

Maharincess

Mu Shu, I didn't see much difference in nose job guy either.

Janice seemed almost normal and nice before her surgery. She must be a nightmare to deal with.

I'm not one to say that men look or act gay and I'm not one to say my "gaydar" is going off but it was pinging a bit when they showed her fiancee.

I like this show. I've always liked Terry Dubrow and I liked Paul the first few seasons of Real Housewives, (not so much the last) but I like him on this show.

kitten59

kitten59

It'd been said that you get the face you deserve. Janice went from an exotic beauty to a beady-eyed, surly looking witch. A skinny witch with bolt-ons.

Eye surgery woman...was I mistaken or did Dubrow say she had a pretty face and a good eye job!? What??

Nose job guy was still very swollen at his reveal. It can take up to a full year to see the final results. But yeah, boring guy.

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seric26

seric26

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Nose guy wasn't fully healed, he's going to look much better. Swelling eventually goes down in plastic surgery. His nose was noticeably unstraight before. The woman they turned down, they were basically saying so much was done to her eyes already, she just had to stop. Not what she wanted to hear, but I'm sure it's true.

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patty1h

patty1h

Cheryl, the eye surgery lady, has made the rounds of TV shows.  I've seen her on two court shows in the last couple years and she has/had some videos on Youtube where she goes by the name of "Rice Girl".  Behold her episode of Divorce Court:  

 

I'm not even sure if she really wanted her eyes done or this was another opportunity for her to be on camera.

MMLEsq

MMLEsq

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So, if the first two episodes are any indication, each episode will feature one narcissist (Janice, Uniboob), one person who required some sort of initial procedure for medical reasons (in each episode, the nose job) and any resulting surgeries are simply to try to fix the first botched one, and one person who is so completely whacky that the doctors won't agree to perform any additional surgeries on them (Justin, Cheryl).  I wonder if that's at all indicative of what they usually see in their practices.

 

By the way, have they officially created a new medical practice together?  I wonder how that works as Terry is down in the O.C. and Paul is (or was, I don't know if he moved after he and Adrienne separated) up in B.H.

 

ETA:  I agree, tabloidlover, Janice is a mess!  I don't know if she did any favors for herself, career-wise, by appearing on this show.

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4leafclover

4leafclover

Janice Dickinson is despicable--apparently she declared bankruptcy last year after owing nearly 1 million dollars to the IRS and to plastic surgeons.  She also owed over $300,000 to a bank for bounced checks, to which she agreed to pay back $100,000.  Because she had no money, she had to turn to her "fiancee" for financial help because, she was quoted as saying, "he has deep pockets."  He's also a fool.

Ubiquitous

Ubiquitous

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I don't know where to begin with the Chinese woman. As I suspected, there is a lot more wrong with her face (and the rest of her, for that matter) than her eyes.

 

I didn't know gay men were allowed to have babies via surrogates out there! I really didn't see the problem with his nose, until the camera was pointed up his nostrils. I got the impression he's a bit of a hypochondriac.

 

Janice looked better than I remember seeing on clips from her TV show on The Soup. Wait, that wasn't her father who dropped her off , never to be seen again?

 

ETA: Spelling

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lottiedottie

lottiedottie

I caught this show late last night. I couldn't not watch--Janice is a piece of work. Ugh. And that caricature that accompanied her everywhere? He was odd...Every time Janice says "I was the first supermodel" god kills a kitten. We know, Janice. You know how we know? Because you never let anyone forget it. Put it on a T-shirt and STFU about it.

 

Shows like this amaze me, because it always floors me to see what people will do to their bodies and faces. I don't know how they don't realize how bizarre they look. I prefer to see the regular people who, for whatever reasons, had poor work done vs the emotionally unstable people who want to look like a Barbie.

 

That Chinese woman was bonkers, wasn't she? Zoiks!

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essexjan

essexjan

I just watched this and found the thread here. So glad you guys have picked it up. I probably wouldn't watch this show if it wasn't for the RH connection - so I'm interested to see how it pans out, particularly as the general concensus on the RHOC forum is that Terry Dubrow is a douchebag.

 

I was all ready to hate on Terry but he's actually pretty good in this show, as opposed to the smarmy way he comes across on RHOC. Clearly he knows his stuff, and he's not afraid of telling patients the truth. How he didn't bitch-slap Janice Dickinson I will never know. And he'd have got away with it too, because the following week she said she couldn't remember a thing from the last seven days. If only the cameras hadn't been there ...

 

I always liked Paul Nassif too - I have a thing for short, dark, swarthy men so I always thought he was hot.  He did a good job fixing that guy's nose. I liked the nosejob guy but was surprised to hear him say he was married with a family ;-0

 

I fast-forwarded through the Chinese woman. She was clearly a wacko. 

 

Janice Dickinson is a vile mess of a woman. Nobody in their right mind would buy her skincare range because the whole world knows that the skin on her face only looks smooth because it's been pulled back behind her ears.  Drag up any more skin on her and it'll look as if she has a dimple in her chin and a goatee.

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PityFree

PityFree

 As if anyone would buy her skin care line-Her skin looks like old leather that has been stretched as thin as phyllo dough.

You read my mind!!! Janice might have been a beauty once, but she looks like crap due to a wild lifestyle and horrid plastic surgery. Why would anyone buy a product from her? We know it's not the product that makes her skin look the way it does in photos: that's due to makeup artists and photoshop. (NOTE: That's if you think her skin looks good now. I don't: I think she looks awful and unhealthy.) She was only beautiful in the first place because she won the genetic lottery - not because of anything she did or product she used.

Morgalisa

Morgalisa

 

As soon as I saw Paul the nose job guy, I thought I'd seen him before. He and his wife were on House Hunters not too long ago. These people are making the rounds of TV shows I guess!

 

These doctors are fame whores IMO.  Dubrow was on The Swan (we know how that turned out; he got a lot of criticism for multiple procedures and the show was subsequently cancelled), he was also on Bridalplasty and now he is on this show and Housewives.  He may be a good surgeon but I wouldn't want my doctor on reality television.  I have seen the vagina doctor on other reality shows as well.  I think he is the one who dates very young, tall models. I think he might have been on Beverly Hills 90210.  Most of their patients are wannabe celebrities and porn stars (or at least they used to be.).   The doctors and the patients both want to be on tv.  Having said that, I enjoy the show and love the relationship between Paul and Terry.  I do not enjoy Terry on OC Housewives, especially when he called his three-year-old daughter a bitch.

methodwriter85

methodwriter85

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I kind of assume we'll see a lot of Dr. 90210 cross-overs here. Janice Dickenson also appeared on Pretty Hurts getting fillers.

 

 

I didn't know gay men were allowed to have babies via surrogates out there! I really didn't see the problem with his nose, until the camera was pointed up his nostrils. I got the impression he's a bit of a hypochondriac.

 

I did not get the gay vibe off of Nose Job guy that it seemed like others were getting here...and I'm usually quick to jump on the gaydar wagon. Hmm. I thought he looked good and his nose looked natural for his face.

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RealityCowgirl

RealityCowgirl

You know, every time I hear that line about her being the first supermodel, I am perplexed b/c I have no recollection of the pictures of her they show!

Home sick today, flipping channels. Just watched the secnd half of this episode because I saw it featured Janice. I'm in her general age range, longtime fashion magazine reader. Only know her from the reality show crap.

One word: Twiggy.

Even as a child, I knew she was "It."

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