Baltimore Betty

Tru dat!!! Who among us think that Avery said anything about her treating Ramona badly so it would be easier to leave for college? Ramona is delusional and Kristin could have song it out loud for her too!

Why in blazes does that Jackie keep going on and on about how people are star struck when they see her husband (did you know he was a rock star?). Nobody seemed to be in awe. Feather head dresses for a house warming party was suitable but hand selecting some high end items from a shop owned by a close friend is tacky? Really? I guess I am tacky. The party planners forgot to hire faux paparazzi. The wedding dress designer (I forgot his name but love his dresses) was fun to see dancing up a storm.

Jackie would be a lot prettier if she would stop telling everyone she was gorgeous. I always love the blank stare on the party planners faces on all of the Housewives shows when the host goes on and on about how cool, hip or outrageous they want the party to be and they cannot tell anyone about the party because it will turn in to a mob scene. Meanwhile the actual party is pretty much just the howives and husbands with a few of the producers friends in the back ground. Did anyone else thing Jackie saying that her rock star husband looked Mexican was a bit racist or just plain odd? Did you know her husband is a rock star?

"You'll never see my face again." That ranks up there with the over hyped leg toss, yawn. It was a ridiculous over statement as Heather knocks on her door with cameras in tow. Vicky and her screaming, oy vey. I couldn't believe her shrieking didn't cause the elephants to stampede or the monkeys to claw at her face to make it stop. I am thinking of having some rice trees planted in my yard.

I was wondering that same thing about the taxi...don't they live near each other in NJ? The sex thing was ridiculous but I do think Dina was nervous but her BS about not being with another man for 20 years is a crock of sh*t. She has not been married to Tommy that long.

I know! My guess is his ex wife probably said "it's the mural or me," looks like the mural won!

I had a good laugh when I looked at the wedding photos and there was a guest with (practically) thigh high black leather boots...on the beach. Did the bride do her nails like bejeweled talons for that special occasion?

This show/women reminded me of a silly mockumentary series that was on HBO, (I think), "J'amie," which was completely hysterical. But the lifestyle, attitude etc...really was true!

True, there is no fountain of youth. Perhaps a different fashion choice would be an easier fix.

You know darn well there are some good docs out there that can do tasteful work.

I agree, really bad cleavage, I hate, hate, hate to say this but...I know Shannon is raising 3 girls and a positive body image is very important but after breast feeding those three girls maybe it is time to consider a little procedure. Don't hate me for typing that.

I really thought Gina was a transgender woman and I am not really sold on her partner that now lives in Miami, as in not sure if there really was a partner, just something for a story line, besides "partner" is an odd choice of words for boyfriend. This group reminds me of how RHOC began with extravagant shopping and parties, I love that. Anyone else's radar ping with the party planner guy? I had second hand embarrassment during that scene with the blonde howife (to early in the viewing for me to learn their names), getting her hair blown out, so awkward with the hair stylist. Jackie the psychic, she really thinks a lot of herself...she is a very private person (as we watch her life on TV). Well, I guess this show will be on my list of things to watch when my hubby is not around, I just can't quit this.

Lablover27...so funny, "the last supper" photo! Jim said one of the reasons he did not want to be around Joe and Joe was because of the physical altercations that may happen, the other was because of the criminal activity that Joe Guidice is involved in, once again there is someone on a reality show that forgot that we all have the ability to Google. To make things funnier, it was his wife in the boxing ring this time! My first thought about the hair pulling was extensions. Matt the fireman looked like the fireman Samantha (Sex and the City) hooked up with. Dina really knows how to not look cheap, have to hand it to her, she looked better than the other girls. Her closet is amazing and I wish I had one like it, the shoe stories not so much. Bobby has a huge house for being a bachelor, I wonder if he has an ex-wife and kids somewhere. Kathy (she reminded me of Nurse Ratchet, lol), but no Ritchie?

She will be the next one women Duggar show!

I hope that the "Tamra meltdown" we have been lead to believe will be oh so dramatic will be more so than the "leg toss seen 'round the world."

Oooh, well that's different! Never mind. And no Google search turns up for "Most Chartable" either!

I quickly read Sonja's blog which lead me to Google "Most Charitable Yacht, " I did not see anything in my search to say that that is an actual thing.

I re watched the end of the finale and I clearly saw Harry and George in the background of the Le Cirque party room...anybody else see them? I thought everyone looked nice at the reunion, but I think Carol's hair did not look like it was professionally done. Luanne lerves her some big jewelry. Ramona's hair looked good, finally a decent blow out! I hope Andy asks some hard questions about Mario, not that I enjoy hearing about the demise of a marriage but she comes down hard on everyone else's relationships sooooo....turn about is fair play. Sonja, poor delusional, life style branding, yacht riding (with P. Diddy) Sonja. Loved Heather's dress. Holla to that dress! Aviva stated that her father's fiancé was only 25, I thought someone on this site found that she had been on another reality show a few years ago and that she is closer to 32. My guess is that there will be a wedding when Aviva needs a story line.

So Dina is going to buy Lexi a gift every time she gets a rejection notice from a college?

Shannon did not attend Lizzie's birthday party because she was sick? What about the holistic doctor she goes to see everyday and all those tinctures and vitamins? I am thinking she really did not want to attend.

Drinking thru a straw does not mess with your lipstick as much.

Hate boner...bwahahah, good one jaync!

The leg toss seemed a little anti climatic after all the hype. Sad. I thought what's her name looked beautiful on the bill board.

Let's just suppose that Sarah has been a casual watcher of RHOC, Ryan's character has been shown as lazy and predator-like when a women has been over served and let's suppose that Sarah just really wants to be on TV, does she really have to hitch her wagon to Ryan? An engagement would be fine, Tamra can throw an engagement party and invite all the wives and watch of the indoor fireworks between Shannon and Heather and possibly a fist fight between Terry and David...that would give her something of a story line, not this idea of how the wedding plans should be all about her.

I was thinking the same thing the they showed Ryan and Sarah trying to hold back the giggles. What gives Tamra the idea that Sarah would want her to help pick out dresses anyway, they just met and live 500 miles apart, I bet Sarah has a close friend or relative that would go dress shopping with her. Not gonna lie, I had botox a few months ago, just along the forehead (to raise my brow a bit, love it!) but when I get to the point where I no longer can change my expression or produce tears it will be time to stop, Tamra's non crying show was ridiculous. I get that Tamra is worried that her son is being impulsive, honestly engaged after 2 months of dating long distance seems questionable especially for a woman who already has 3 children she will be dragging in to the mix of a possible mess. Is Sarah not worried that Ryan has no job or job skills other than rolling gym towels? BTW, how do you meet people on Instagram? I met my current hubs on JDate so I am not judging for meeting on line. So Shannon is pissed that Heather was gossiping about her but the very next day we see (once again),Tamra still gossiping about her on camera spilling that little nugget about how Shannon and David do not sleep in the same bed, does she not learn from her mistakes?