Baltimore Betty

I am probably not watching it or maybe a little hate watching but I get anxiety watching Shannon try to flirt, it is so embarrassing. Actually all of them are embarrassing.

So Luke comes up with this big plan, his intent is so he can feel like he is fighting to get his daughter back so naturally June horns in on the plan and, insisting she go in to Gilead/Jezebel's but for what? Were they planning on taking Janine with her? It comes down to both June and Moira going into Gilead as Martha's to do nothing except lay eyes on Janine and kill some guard (unplanned but if someone does not die then June has not been there). Since when did Martha's wear a scarf covering their faces? I think Joseph knows that anyone that rises to the top of Gilead is almost assuredly to be killed, hearing it first hand might have been too much reality for him. Serena marrying Wharton (Josh Charles from Baltimore!), is just a political move for him, there is an ulterior motive beneath the surface. If Serena thinks this guy will keep her word about making it possible for her to do her thing anywhere she is in for a rude awakening.

I remember that dress, it was big and ugly. She has a vanity project and is calling herself a designer, why wouldn't the article include a picture of something from her line? Remember that bride (Season 1 or 2, early on) that wanted to wear the same dress one of the sales people wore to her own wedding, that bride put it on and she looked like a snake that ate an antelope, somebody tried to get her to change her mind but that girl was like, nope this is what I am wearing and I feel beautiful...she did not look beautiful. I would hope an experienced salesperson would nicely nudge me in to something more flattering to my figure type, that is why they are there, to find something that flatters you, right?

My favorite thing she said all season was when she confronted TJ, "Have you seen my husband?" I could only think of snide and sarcastic comments like "Yes I have seen your husband and he is average at best and boring on TV." Or, "Yes I have, why do you ask?" Or, "Yes I have, have you??" She is horrible and shallow but if I could have one day to walk around town looking like her I would take it...her doctor did good work.

My first thought was the speculum is made of cardboard because it is disposable, my second thought if it is made of plastic do we have a landfill full of one time use speculums and my third thought was if it is recyclable it must make for some awkward recycling days, lol. Changing the subject, there is a commercial for some sort of rug cleaner and there is some kid licking his hand full of caramel or something, like in the grossest way he is just standing on the carpet licking his hand, in what world would a kid think that was okay to do, I raised two children who would have never had that thought process.

Nevermind.

I hope Ben has calmed down a bit, his prima dona schtick got old, I am sure that Mary might make a fuss about the food that might set Ben off. I thought we saw the last of Daisy.

I do remember that Ma Dugger went to Kleinfeld's for a vow renewal dress, they hobbled together an unsightly wedding dress, really awful. Strange how they don't or didn't have any pret-a-porte for modest brides or maybe we were supposed to believe the drama of it all, you know, will they or won't they have a dress in time.

Interesting that her mother was completely undone by Vicki's son in law's reaction to her feet on the couch when she was raising an unwell child.

Not once in all my years have I ever thought, "if only I had a speculum," what is their target market, those women who choose to go to the dentist for a pap smear? As far as I know my insurance does not charge extra for using the doctor's equipment, lol. The person who thought women would be so pleased to have their own, (monogrammed) speculum has never had a speculum used on them.

Oh no, then Tzarina didn't get a chance to give him a farewell lap dance?!?!?!

Ashley might very well be dating that guy from the past season but it doesn't earn her a paycheck so she jumped at the chance to film again and earn her paycheck. I sincerely doubt any of those guys will be around for the long haul. I did not go to the sentencing, my son could not get away from work, I read on Reddit so many people went the court had to put extra chairs in the spectators box, the second the sentence was handed down it was on social media so part of me is glad we did not go. Idiot cousin passed on both that dating show and the shot at being the next Golden Bachelor, he is now living it up in Thailand, golfing, touring, etc...with his girlfriend and yes, we all use air quotes when saying "girlfriend," you just never know, the ladyboys are very convincing lol. My daughter's wedding was amazing! We kicked it all off with Friday night on the rooftop of the Kimpton with a traditional Persian henna party and belly dancer (groom's mother is Persian) A fantastic ceremony on the roof of the Moxy Hotel, cruise ships sailing off in the background, perfect weather, the reception was in the restaurant on the first floor, the DJ kept the dance floor packed and there was the crazy hour with dancers with disco ball helmets and a guy playing saxophone with laser lights coming out of it. It was not without a little drama, all from one of the groom's sister but we ignored her. Most of all I have a wonderful son in law and my daughter is over the moon happy, you cannot ask for more than that! Thank you so much for asking.

My idiot cousin was asked to be one of the suiters, he was really torn about doing it because he had met a women on line from Thailand and was considering moving to Thailand to be with her...he was also asked to be the Bachelor on the next Golden Bachelor, my first thought was the bar is very low to be cast on these shows.

Tzarina says she hates plain white plates...interesting since white plates show off food really well, a chef does not like white plates?

Also add to the Do Not Watch List, that show featuring the HW's kids, nothing could make me watch Brooks Marks, Gia Guidice, and all the other kids.

Sounds like a product that Boz could market, lol.

Since Dorit will have to find a way to make money to keep her house out of pre forclosure maybe Dorit could be a hostess for her Capri room! Since Boz said she watched the previous seasons is seemed suspicious she needed Garcelle to give her any intell that Boz could not gleen herself. Boz should know about conflict resolution from working in corporate America, she is sort of useless on this show if she will only see Dorit's side.

And plentiful.

Erika knows no good lawyers, geeze this one could land her in jail!

It's because she is living in denial which by the way is on a main road, lol. When money issues become news items it opens up the possibility of conversations among the HW's, Dorit can frame it anyway she wants, pre foreclosure is not a thing, like being pre lesbian, you either are or you aren't, see Kyle. Both of those topics should have a wide berth to discuss amongst the cast but we will never know the truth because both Kyle and Dorit will not talk about those topics so along with us, Garcelle can only have thoughts on the subjects which neither Kyle nor Dorit will give facts so it becomes a vicious circle.

The one thing that is probably really eating away at Teresa is fact that her brother was right about this guy! Gia is touting the company line saying everything is fine, she can lie to herself all she wants but the facts are the facts.

Her lesson in empathy has gone overboard. Erika is a lot of things but an empath is not one of them.

I am so distracted by Dorit's skeletal like figure, her shoulders jut out and it looks uncomfortable for her that I can barely pay attention to what she is saying. Dorit's constant "we were/are friends" whining is annoying. Dorit will not gain anything by forcing a friendship on Kyle because it will just delay the inviable for Dorit, that friendship is never going to be the same as it was, too many factors have entered the chat, Morgan, PJ and his casual texting Kyle, divorce for both of them, etc...Dorit just cannot give up trying to be friends with Kyle. To me, it is no great loss for Dorit. I thought that very thing, like it is really bad if your calming crystal tries to make a run for it.

And that is how you Kohl's!

It is the extra pointy shoulder white blazer she wears in a talking head.