Baltimore Betty

The grease was real with those burgers! 80/20 is the way to go for sure. I think she ate it on the bun, maybe adding another hour to her workout? When Erika pondered about her hot dog and said, "I'm just wondering when I'm going to get a kosher hot dog," I thought it was euphonism for finding a nice Jewish guy with money, lol. Dorit's kids got lanky didn't they? I keep thinking of them as being 3 and 5 years old, kids do grow up fast. Sutton should not have left the party, she should have stayed and annoyed Dorit by her very presence. Dorit knows the money situation is not great, please tell me that Bravo kicked in for at least the blow-up slide or something otherwise we are looking at vendors that did not get paid. Maybe Dorit is Single White Femaling Kyle, lol. I was shocked to see Dorit's closet/bedroom what a shit show, how did it get that bad so fast? You are calling me a bitch like it's a bad thing is what Sutton should have said. We have all met Reba, that apple (Sutton), does not fall far from the bitch tree, she comes by it naturally.

I do like that Kyle ate a hamburger, sure she will burn it off in some three hour workout but still, she ate it. Erika has admitted to eating a hot dog every once in a while in a previous season. Sorry but life is short, eat and stop justifying it. Kyle is cold to all the newbies, Boz certainly has watch past seasons, right?

I just checked, it does!!!

Oh dear g-d, what the actual fuck is Boz wearing to Dorit's party? Hideous, she looks like a cheap hooker.

https://suttongreenlabel.com/collections/all?page=4 Sutton did a great job with her capsule/green/fun catch phrases line however I wish she did not model all of the clothing, she does not have the figure for modeling, I sound like Reba. And I beg to differ, that trench coat jumpsuit does not look cute on.

I wanted to go before the kids are out of school, did not want to be on a ship full of kids. Hopefully it will be less crowded than the summer months. I will yell "Name 'em," real loud!

Madison laughed at the idea of having an affair with JT because she said have you seen my husband, inferring JT is not nearly good looking enough compared to her husband...who in my opinion is very average. Apparently only good looking people really rate in their worlds.

I wondered about that too, did she get in to something more comfortable during their break?

I just saw Kyle on The New Match Game, the rounds that I saw she did not match any of the contestants.

I knew what it meant but Sutton was failing in explaining it or the green aspect of it...Name 'em wasn't even talked about, I thought it would be hysterical if Reba asked Sutton about that. P.S. I try the capsule aspect of packing for vacations, it fails me everytime.

I happens right before Sutton tells her mother about her capsule collection, it is not as dramatic as I thought it was but Avi was holding knives while he ate his okra. Speaking of capsule collection, sounds like something Rinna would have done but with real capsules, you know her baggie full of pills is her capsule collection.

A reward for having a penis? Seriously, stupidest thing ever. Why do these HW people give their kids cars that cost as much as a condo knowing that kid is going to crash it sooner rather than later.

Why wouldn't Sutton bring her friend Jennifer Tilly to Augusta? She is very likable so I would have liked Reba's interaction with Jenn T. Narcissists always need an enemy, maybe for Reba it is Avi, the okra scene was a masterpiece, he reaches into the jar with his fingers, maintaining eye contact with Reba and just eats it, stares at her as he leaves the room. Mic drop moment for Avi. Sutton must know she isn't going to be able change her mother's personality at this point in her life, forcing an "I love you," out of that sour puss isn't going to make up for the years of hurt. Funny enough my grandmother on my father's side was a sour puss, not a warm fuzzy person. She had her own shit going on from her father (who in 1923ish was not going to her wedding because she bobbed her hair and he did not feel her fiance/my grandfather was religious enough, her father wasn't warm and fuzzy toward her, the cycle began...that grandmother's name was Reba!

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Does Reba even watch the show? The guys on Watch What Crappens call Reba Reba McEnTerror. The problem with Sutton having all her emotions about her mother on TV, telling us that her mother is this or that, etc...when Reba realizes that she got the bitch edit it might be hard for Sutton and any sort of movement in improving their relationship.

Maybe she thinks she will make her clothing that green is one of the color choices.

Hello this is Carlton your doorman. I loved Rhoda.

Can you imagine going thru child birth AND menopause at the same time, lol. After all these years, all the different HW cities, all the lame I want a baby story lines we have endured the supposed smart, savvy Boz pulls this crap on us and we are supposed to believe her while believing her boyfriend is wanting this as well. Put a fork in it, it's done. She needs a stylist pronto. Just because you can afford designer wear does not mean you should wear what they make whenever, there is a time and place for everything. I get that might be her personal style but read the room Boz, you were invited to a lady's lunch with a Capri theme, the dreaded lycra onsie was not on the menu!

A tale as old as time, I myself entertained the idea a few times in my single days, lol.

My husband is retiring April 1, he thinks his co-workers will think it is a joke he is playing on them, lol. We are sailing out of Seattle May 4th...see you on the lido deck!

I sort of love this, do we think that is a place holder for something else or do we get that patch on this trenchcoat jumpsuit (I never thought I would get to type those words together in my life, lol.).

Wait, he was going to leave his 16 year old and friends alone in London or Paris or wherever they were going? That could be a "tooken" situation, nobody wants to get tooken.

I think production toyed with the elevator. This is where a chief stew's experience should come in to play to make things run smoothly when there are hurdles. Why didn't Lara come up with a plan like @Pattycake2 came up with.

I am not an ocean cruise person per se and usually do the Viking River Cruises but did one of their ocean cruises, sublime is the way I describe those cruises. Alaska is the only place my husband said he wanted to go, it is for his retirement so after dragging his tush all over Europe I figured I'd take him where he wants to go, lol. I would however book the Housewives on the Waves cruise just to see who throws who overboard!

20 lashes with a limp noodle.