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Baltimore Betty

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  1. That right there is the Hallmark Movie meet cute in one sentence! I hope your black eye was gone in time for the wedding, the photos would have been awesome with a great back story, lol. Blowing your nose can lead to all sorts of things, I had a cold and blew my nose, I perforated my eardrum, the only possible meet cute with that was I was on a date, I couldn't hear a thing it was like I was underwater, I did not get another date from that guy and I don't even remember his name, I do however remember the painful ear infection that followed.
  2. Oh no, what will happen to their podcast, imagine disappointing tens of people! Actually, I did see an Instagram post that Marcus said he was watching the game with his family and friends, no mention of Larva being there. I am shocked that those two crazy kids couldn't make it work! LOL.
  3. I hope that was a rhetorical question because you don't have the time to read all the posts telling you how stupid she can be, lol.
  4. Don't tell me Ryan Murphy doesn't like the HW's, I was watching Capote v. The Swans, one of the women had her husband stolen by another women, she was British and very posh, she was complaining about the chicken hash being served at the B/W Ball, old wife says, "Get over it Fancy Pants, (tm Tamra)" now we know he watches RHOC!
  5. I am 100% sure he will never utter another word about drain stoppers the rest of the season. Also, do we think the guests talked to each other about whether their drain stoppers were up or down and said something like, "Gee, that's funny, my stopper was down, hmm...let's leave a bad tip!"
  6. I think we can all agree that Kiki has been the sleeper for this season, she was the mouse that roared! Hopefully she can be a main cast member next season, she certainly earned. I'd like to see her home, kids, more of her modeling jobs...way more interesting than Alexia and her apartment hopping. We need a big fancy party this season, don't we?
  7. I don't think it can lead to pancreatic cancer but if you were constantly having bouts of pain and vomiting and knew what caused it wouldn't most people stop whatever it was that made them sick? Marysol's cockie soaked brain just cannot connect the dots, I would think the constant vomiting and pain would be bothersome, I wonder how her husband deals with it. Seriously crazy that most of us are surprised by the sudden appearance albeit thru facetime that she has kids!
  8. I hope we do not see her any time soon, she enrages me...the way she talks to her crew is appalling. She told Fraser that he was a cancer she should cut out, he was the fish that stinks, she yelled at him (in front of one of his stews)saying, "Don't talk to me," when clearly there was an issue with his department...not to mention how she treated (the unlikable but still it was just plain rude), Hannah. How anybody gets to the end of charter season and says they learned anything from Sandy is beyond me. She creates a toxic work environment. Yeah, I don't like her. Ben shot himself in the foot with that failure to pass on all the info about the anchoring, he shouldn't blame (He went to), Jared for throwing him under the bus, he threw himself under it by withholding that info.
  9. That's Nicole??? I looked bigger than that ten minutes after conception!
  10. Um. I am speechless. Is that Larsa between Julia and Alexia? Guerdy needs to hike up that dress. Adrianna stole Frieda Kahlo's look, Alexia is wearing lingerie...such a mixed bag of not so great looks.
  11. If ever there was a time where someone should have said, "We got the yacht!" I remember that Batman episode, all he needed was a mariachi band, lol. Good usage of hearkening back to a simpler time @TV Diva Queen, you get 10 points!
  12. I kept thinking I heard the word colostrum and kept saying I must have miss heard but nope, breast milk adjacent for adults is a thing now.
  13. I know! I swear this is the first I had heard about her kids, am I alone in that? Like do we get more info about them or what? Larsa looks like Mother Teresa compared to Lisa. Was Lisa filming ala selfie as she and the others were coming off the gondola with Guerdy being assisted by producers? Marysol suggests Guerdy needs a milkshake, omg. Yes a dairy product for someone puking, it made me want to hurl at the thought of it. Who kept saying "dead babies," on that gondola? I kept saying stop saying that, Julia is right there, she experienced the death of her baby, stop saying "dead babies!" Lisa is a mess, it's not like we saw an outwardly compassionate person prior to the divorce mess but wow, I hope Jody knows if he needed emergency care that Lisa would be busy with glam before she went with him to the hospital! We already know she had to set a reminder on her phone to call Jody and ask how he is doing. What did I learn from this episode? I learned that Housewives often get dehydrated and that they are a delicate breed. (Seriously, I know Guerdy has underlying health issues).
  14. I do not think we can have a winner in the Lisa vs. Kiki fight, they both went too far. Kiki should have known you cannot fight with an idiot but she doubled down. Kiki is not wrong when she said Lisa basically let a rich plastic surgeon screw her and got millions Adriana was awful at the pride show, she sang and lip sync'd at the same time and was off with the timing. Julia just had to run tell dat to Lisa, Julia can be a clueless idiot. Once again Nicole comes out on top, I was impressed that she didn't "doctor," all over the EMT's in the ambulance, she was there for Guerdy and left the medical stuff to the EMT's. I really felt for Guerdy in that moment when you just have to give in and vomit, no escape from that feeling. She rallied quickly and didn't dwell on it. Everyone is drinking in Adriana's suite, someone asks where Marysol is, we find out she is puking in her room, nobody bats an eye and continues drinking and whatever because they know this happens a lot with her, I think Marysol suffers from bouts of pancreatitis but that is my diagnosis given her symptoms and known alcohol intake.
  15. Ben Affleck's new Dunkin commercial, he sounds like Kevin Malone from The Office. Why is Dunkin so adverse to making commercials that makes sense or are easy to understand what people are saying?
  16. Excellent usage of Molly Shannon, 10 points to you @Boofish! So back when my son was buying his now wife an engagement ring we went to my cousin the jeweler to make one, he had a set from Tiffany's someone had sold him or traded in for something, whatever my son had selected that setting for a stone I had given him and a matching diamond wedding band, it needed to be sized, the next day my cousin called my son and told him there was an engraving inside the wedding band, it said "Baloney," we laughed until we cried and still do chuckle to this day, there was another diamond band from the set, he used that one. Giz and Ashley and all their coochie talk is drivel, I am annoyed at that word that has popped up on a lot of the HW shows, they sound childish. They have few brain cells between them, they are more wrapped up in creating drama then actually working on leggings or anything, they will lose more money they can't afford because they have to have an ego project instead of getting a job, learning a trade or investing in something that does not have their name on it. They make me mad. They dumb.
  17. Getting acknowledged is such a high, knowing I made someone laugh really warms my heart. Thank you, I feel appreciated.
  18. I think Kandi is booked and busy, she does not need the hassle of filming with people she doesn't like.
  19. That song sounds like the song from Dirty Dancing when the guests had that end of the season talent show and sang at the end of the show. The Baltimore girl in me is thrilled at anyone knowing John Waters!
  20. I think Nneka saw that episode of Sex And The City where gal pals helped her pack up her apartment and she tried it in reverse, ugh. I hope she liked what was in those boxes because two years is a little long to try and return something, you know your tastes changes or need of an item in that long of a time. Was Chris ever well built, he was always a mushy in the middle guy.
  21. Every time!!! In this most recent case I think that blonde girl needed some instagram pics and Ben was willing to show up.
  22. Glass houses should not throw stones. Thad (tee hee), dress is just one of many Wendy wears to remind us she has boobs, they all do it. I feel like they need that to feel good about themselves and that they believe that makes them powerful and a force not to be reckoned with sort of like body armor. I am so tired of under, side and up top boobs. Cue Wendy's next business, maybe she can have Teresa Guidice appear on the show to tell her about how to market Italian spices.
  23. So Nneka had all her wedding gifts in storage, the women start opening the many Crate and Barrel boxes and reading cards from the gifter...this means Nneka has not sent thank you notes to those people in the two years she has been married? And since the HW's were unpacking and just reading the cards and moving on to the next, Nneka wasn't even keeping track of who gave her what! I have to wonder that if Nneka starts each day downing a glass or two of champagne with her pills does she get in the car drive somewhere after that? Will she be the next HW with a DUI? Also, if she does have a baby will she stop with the AM champs if she breast feeds? Does taking prenatal vitamins really have anything to do with helping conceive? I have two kids and never took prenatal vitamins until I was pregnant and some of them made me feel icky, I would not take them until I had to. Being pregnant these days seems complicated. Juan, G, Chris, none of them seem to be pressed about getting a job. We know Mia is done with G, he is old, broke, not good looking, he is just extra hands with the kids so she can go out and do whatever/film. I hate to see those guys screaming about how they're marriages work well and how happy they are, they do it with a straight face and I find that amazing. Joint rolling could have been an event done at Wendy's house (even though it is a trek for the rest of the HW's so maybe a Sprinter van field trip?), they could have smoked after the lesson, right? Is this the pre-curser to a weed dinner? I am not sure why Karen would expect any of the women (outside of a reason to film more scenes) would want to ride three hours to Surry and do yard work then ride three hours back to Potomac. Karen and her insurance bs was laughable, they didn't stay the night, they barely were in the house and homeowners insurance would cover whatever, who did she think she is fooling? Tree company's do not expect you to clear anything from the tree trunks. Giz and Ashley shopping for fabric from a retail and not wholesale place? My take on this is they had to use their own money to get a company to produce their leggings with their label, (all the HW's have done this sort of thing), they might have say over the patterns and fabric they like but they are not purchasing any raw materials for this endeavor. They have to sell so many of those leggings to see a profit, why would they do such a risky financial thing?
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