Baltimore Betty

Oh well that is a good reason not to buy it but the earrings were just okay for $68,000. I wonder if it was just fake out of her buying them and in reality she borrowed them for the white party.

I wish he was doing Big Brother, he seems like he'd be good at it, it would be more interesting than a real estate show. Thank you for letting us know about his show. Dorit could have played it differently and just told every one what he was really doing and been proud of it but noooo she has to play the abandoned wife with PTSD from a fake robbery, boring. He could live in the casita out back, lol.

I agree with mostly everything you posted. You are right about Erika, it is all smoke and mirrors and very little of it is about her singing. I do want someone at the reunion to mention her $7 Vegas tickets vs. Denise Richards $7 Only Fans. Sutton's earrings were pretty but like I said, I would have gone for that gorgeous statement ring, it was more noticeable and the color was divine. She has quirks but we all do, sometimes she leads with those quirks but we all know to hide them until much further along in a relationship, lol. Yes her going on about her divorce is getting old, I survived with a hell of a lot less money (my ex is a judge), our mutual friend (judge) actually signed the divorce decree, that person should have recused it but whatever, I moved on and Sutton should too...the funny thing is her ex Christian showed her who he was and she still mourns that relationship, she got the better deal, money with no man! Kyle and Morgan, it may not be physical but it certainly is an emotional affair, whatever it is is boring. I get the feeling that when something happens to Kyle/Mo the kids know they will wait till the cameras are rolling to discuss it. I would have been thrilled to be at that white party but I would be the one with a food stain on my boob😁

Yes! I will always maintain that Lisa would never give him a second look if he didn't have a fat wallet...his looks are odd, Watch What Crappens guys do a really funny imitation of him.

I came here to say that but was afraid I'd be the only one, when she cries her face is really hard to look at...she is my cautionary tale for entertaining any ideas of plastic surgery. 100% true. I wonder what drove the casting director or director or producer to cast her, she comes off so unlikeable.

I liked what she said about having no control over cancer or the treatments so this was the one thing she had control of, she still looked stunning with a shaved head. Russell is a keeper.

Ha ha ha, Kyle will never realize.

Well, no cameras equals no forced friendships, Kyle has moved on from Dorit and ghosted her. Or maybe those horrible bows she wore to the white party was the last straw, like Kyle could not handle the hair accessory abuse.

My thought every time they show one of those white parties. It actually triggers me so much, I got my first period wearing white pants, yup...It was traumatic and that is all I can think of when Kyle has her white party.

The fact that Adriana had to be taught a few basic salsa steps was sad, why does she continue to put on those Vegas show girl costumes to perform, is it to deflect from her bad lip syncing/singing? She says that Emilio Estefan will be at this party, he owns the hotel! Nicole's father's hard on, I am sorry but that man is gross, he reminds me of Aviva Drescher's father, so inappropriate all of the time, yick. Oh Mother Lisa, Lisa would have put up with anything Lenny did or said because she married for money and earned every penny. Lisa looks nothing like her mother however her mother and aunt look like twins. I loved Marysol's navy blue wedding dress! Julia is making a really nice apartment at her farm, can we call it a possible full time place for Julia? OMG that art, it was a bit much and really can't see Martina putting hanging that in her home, maybe it will be hung in the farm apartment. Yay for Guerdy and her good health! She should keep her oldest son away from Larsa, she likes 'em young and he is cutie.

You have heard of Martinizing, now you can Juaninize your laundry! You can get that up close and personal attention for just a handful of quarters.

It seems whatever outfit Denise Richards wears she puts on some horrible jacket on top, this time was a varsity jacket with some designer name across the front, in pink at a white party. At least she could tell if it was upside down from the name on the front. I always thought LVP's parties that KL designed were gorgeous, his florals were really something, over the top is what we want to see, right?

I keep thinking about the 39 days part, like there was legal reason he was there, was it for citizenship, financial issues, something is really off...if my husband was in London for 39 days straight and told me it was because of work I would either go there or hire a detective to follow him, has PK done this in the past, is it legit or did he see an opportunity to get away from his wife? Where is he staying, a hotel and airbandb, is he just eating all the flavored tortilla chips for every meal? I wonder if this is just for a story line that Dorit acts like she really misses him and he is working too much, etc... Kyle and Mo gather the kids to tell them the stories just released to the media about their marriage are false but to me it was confusing. I wonder if the girls were confused too. Whenever I spend $400,000 for a party with just my name on the floor and not my husband's name and he was the one to earn the money for this party I pretend our marriage is good and he is not even miffed about it. Sure Kyle. It was like a Bravocon at that party. Sutton buying those earrings must have really bugged Erika, lol. Personally I would have gone for that gorgeous ring. Please Sutton, next time you tell your daughter she can do anything she wants, she can buy anything she wants remember to tell her to marry well but divorce even better. $300,000/month alimony can really help to be independent in the respect to not asking permission to buy big ticket jewelry, we know her store is not affording her the luxury of that earning potential.

I am only 20 minutes in and I see Kyle has her White Party and Kevin Lee has put her name in large black letters on the dance floor...I thought the White Party was always a birthday party for Mauricio, I also would have thought Kevin Lee would have put Mo's name on the dance floor, this leads me to believe all of BH knows Mo and Kyle are no mo. Kevin Lee did make a stunningly beautiful party, I will contact him when I win Mega Millions and then I will rent a ton of friends and have a party, he really does do an amazing job. Didn't Kyle use that other guy, heavy set with great talent for party decor? I wonder if he feels a certain way about this party. I am not a fan of Kyle's dress and did not like her daughters dresses. AM's dress was gorgeous, it was a wedding dress but still, gorgeous it is a shame her husband was so dressed down. Mo was awfully chatty during that party, like the kind of chatty one does when one is uncomfortable. If this were a sitcom and PK was living in Dorit's phone would mean they were trying to hide a real life pregnancy and the writers think of a way to have them around without having them around, of course PK isn't pregnant, lol. I think PK is on home arrest in the UK, lol. Dorit's bows were a bit much, like if one is good, two is better but they are not.

I wonder that same thing, like who is she to have such insight and guests that will come on and talk about anything. Does she give them $25,000 sunglasses?

It used to be the house chosen was always the empty one, no furniture in it but they mix it up now so good on your 60% wins! Can you imagine being dumb enough in real life to not want a house because of the room colors like repainting is unheard of and impossible to achieve...I know it is production but still!

Only Erika would expect an apology for her shitty behaviors...the editors had her "I don't care about anyone but me," and "It's not even clear that some of those people have been paid but they have been," clips at the ready and on repeat! Her legal victories are embarrassing, is it a victory to win or at least be let off the hook for a pair of earrings that were bought by a man who stole zillions of dollars when her entire life was funded by those funds owed to others? Sure, let's just concentrate on those earrings Erika, it's only about the earrings. Even if they were handed to me I would not wear them, too much bad mojo attached to them...I had a Zen Buddhist monk "cleanse and bless" by prayer a gorgeous diamond ring that belongs to my grandmother, she was not the warm cuddly grandma, held grudges, etc...who needs bad mojo? Not me! Did we hear she speaks to Tom now, last two seasons she spoke to him but was afraid to say so but now it's ok?

As long as they are not asking for turkey clubs moments before dinner service or asking for their entire two weeks worth of clothes be unpacked, washed, steamed or ironed then hung up on the wings of fairies I think they are just there for fun, they don't need to look bougie, they don't care. Barbie seems to need the pecking order as in first stew, second, labels. I think Fraser does not want to cause any more trauma to Cat but he has to remember he is there for business. I can understand Barbie's attitude about being told to be nice, years ago my husband had a friend who dated a lot of women, he invited us to meet his latest (and truly oddest) girl friend, he literally told me to be nice to her, I am if nothing else nice to people (no matter what I write on these pages, lol), I was offended, he is the one that has temper tantrums and throws the women's belongings on the front lawn, leaves them stranded places, says the cruelest things to them but yeah, come for me and tell me to be nice. Barbie is used to being HBIC, she feels that her power is being usurped by Fraser's telling her to be nice, taking her ego down a notch. Barbie needs an iota of power or leverage but does not understand she won't have any on this charter season.

Am I the only one who gets anxiety when a stew goes to make a drink and the chyron countdown gets to be 30 minutes? Also, if the guest is asking for one you know there might be more requests, why do the stews only make one at a time, such a time waste. Gonul was my mother's name. LOL. Didn't he say she was Turkish? Maybe it is considered a name like Mary in Turkey? I wish the big red head from last season was on this season, she did her job and avoided the drama. Fraser is a good egg, he tries. I do like that he is trying to get the stews to quit snipping at each other and not letting it be fodder for the other departments to stir up trouble. I have a weakness for French men and a French man who cooks, yes please. The platings are so beautiful but he served a lobster tail on a small plate which made it awkward to wrestle the tail out of the shell. So the guests wanted a tail gate themed dinner party but none of the food was representative of a tailgate party, what gives? Red Solo cups, plastic banners, etc...sorry Fraser, that mess is tacky. Does nobody look on Pinterest for ideas? The napkin folding game is strong with who ever that stew was folding napkins. I am still getting major Jeremy Piven vibes from Jared.

The coyote should have carried off Brandi, it would have been considered a hero!

I love watching this show but most of the time I disagree with the people when they choose their house. When you buy an existing home, the counter tops might not be your taste, paint and carpeting might not be what you want, etc...rarely are you going in to a house that you love all the details, what is wrong with just get the house you like and worry about the counter tops, etc...when you can afford to replace, some of these people give up to easily on a better house just because the other one had better flooring or fixtures. I watched one the other day and the wife commented on the house they were touring that it didn't have any arches or columns, the husband was hung up on the lack of the double front door...it seemed like they were not looking at the big picture. The show makes me mad sometimes.

Same with Karen and her 5% carotid artery blockage, she is a woman of a certain age...5% is not so bad, it is part of normal aging, she wanted everyone to be concerned she would stroke out at any moment!

I remember a fashion designer from decades ago, Jhane Barnes, I found out a friend went to fashion design school with her when her name was just Jane. Dorit went with a Bette Davis mid Atlantic accent, she could have leaned in to her Israeli heritage but went the other way, I wonder why she wants to be anything other than Israeli, is that not exotic/child of the world enough? I have noticed that Dorit has been dressing down more than the crazy looks she has sported in past seasons, no more gold globs, no more being late because she has to create a look and do a fashion shoot, we are getting jeans and tees more often, is this because of money or Kyle's own style change to clunky boots and torn jeans?

At this points Paris' dogs are not pets they are bait. Paris seems like an idiot, a rich idiot, how long will her husband stick around? When Kathy first came on BH she was likeable, at least to me she was, like a little nutty, had a sense of having fun for fun's sake, her box fan and midnight feedings and willing to sleep in bunk beds in the basement were quirky and harmless, who knew what was under the surface.

I am so sorry about your Mom, I lost a brother and an aunt to leukemia and yes I get a lot anxious when I get my yearly blood work and have to wait for results, I get it, I really do. We all have a history of something(s) in our families, Candiace needs to talk to her docs to get a better idea of what those hormones from IVF can do to anyone even without a history of breast cancer. Sitting in her living room guessing is not the answer, this is where Chris loses patience. If her history is her uncle's wife then yes, she is being dramatic. Also, those hormones for IVF are a short term thing, they have been studied, etc...she needs facts not what ifs. FYI, I am on an every three years colonoscopy schedule...it is a love hate relationship there, lol.