Baltimore Betty

Potato Potato, to me they are one in the same. It is silly that Britani New Girl is willing to be torn apart by us/others and starts off with a fake IG account after seeing how it went for that other guy who did it.

Thank you @nicole21290 for the photos but I cannot tell what is going on in any of them, are there witches, whose foot is that and how is it up there, is Kyle getting a piggy back ride from one of the coven? I do see a wine glass in the last photo under the tree, can you dust it for prints to see if it was Kyle's? Can you post the rest of your Kyle Kollection of photos, I am really curious about this Mexican vacation, do we know who the other people are?

I'm sorry but are we just glazing over the Osmond name? Like any relation to Donny Osmond? If anyone has a fake IG account I am sure Meredith will find out from one of her five lawyers and then tell the guilty party they can leave.

To whom?

Absolutely, I watched an older episode and as the couple walked thru the house the wife said, "There is not one arch or column in this whole house." I think it was from about 2008 but I laughed out loud at her dismay of lack of arches and columns. I thought you were talking about some architectural detail. HH shows some of the most depressing homes sometimes and I think is that really the market in that town? Like no good options at all no matter the budget...the buyer just has to pick the one they hate the least, it's so sad. I watched a newer episode yesterday where a couple lost a very young child (no details but the father phrased it so strangely, (his child decided to depart this earth), and the wife kept on about a pool and a fireplace because that child always wanted a pool and liked fireplaces and for that she was sentimental about those things, what about what her two surviving children want? I know I am not being kind, when her husband was questioning the budget with concern (he was the only earner), she said I don't care about a budget, we will do what we have to do, she might have been a bit much. I have learned that there are so many one bathroom homes on the market across the US, that would be a deal breaker for me.

I actually watched it after reading your post, it is such a good show!

Patient: But I'm not asleep AM: Yes you are, you are lying about not being asleep. (Bethenny F.: GO TO SLEEP!!!) Tee hee.

Maybe 8.5 can do a crossover show and get a job on Botched!

It is the first place I went to for sure, that policeman wrote a lot of citations but did not take her in when he wrote the one about being impaired by alcohol? Me too. I looked at her house (google maps) at the address listed as her address per citations and that house is a brick Mcmansion just like all the others so who knows.

I am clutching my pearls at this news of the Grand Dame, lol. And I will ask again what is wrong with the women of supposed wealth, why are they not using Uber or a hired car and driver? Karen was within 10 minutes of her rented home in Potomac. I feel like we have heard about Karen and her driving under the influence before, am I mis remembering? How did she have a suspended registration?

Karen looks so much younger with short hair, it is way more flattering than the long hair wigs.

Well, she is a, um, yes, she is a...um, you know one of those people who, um...well I guess when you admit to drinking champagne in the morning most employers would have an issue with a tipsy employee so most likely does not have a job. I do remember her bragging about how rich her father was and he made sure she was rich too although no details were given...I doubt she is independently wealthy. My guess is at some point she will be shilling some leggings and making candles...five wick candles.

The folks in Apartment 415 should be evicted. It makes me mad to think he supported them this late in their lives instead of being honest with them and got them mental health help. They are truly delusional about their "businesses," and their plastic surgery and the fact they heavily filter themselves after paying big bucks to butcher their faces and bodies.

Yes, thank you @drivethroo, I could not tell who was doing what in that melee. Show of hands, who would have rather had Bravo film the fight than film Nneka's insemination?

Clearly she had some issues and it is interesting that production seems to cast those with issues, it could be construed as exploiting those with mental health issues but then again we need to ask why are these people applying to be on a show like this. Capt. Kerry was hustling with the luggage and provisions, something we didn't see Capt. Lee do even in better days (physically able). Chef Frenchy's plates are beautiful. I was in Bruges and Paris last week and while I had amazing food in Paris the plating was not near as beautiful as my fave Chef Frenchy. Does anyone think it was a production ploy for the guests to specifically request no French food knowing they were boarding a yacht with a French chef, I know I do. If anyone needs suggestions for Paris restaurants I have (after 12 trips so far) wonderful suggestions. I am thinking Barbie will be Chief Stew next season, she could very well be the next Kate C. except much more patient and a little nicer.

Did we see her get pregnant? What was her husband doing at that angle anyway?

I looked at Monarch Magazine on line, there is an article about Robyn and Gizelle but I did not see anything about the others. Robyn and her new biz venture will be a lot of work and we have seen Robyn flit from project to project so we will see what happens. I thought it was funny that Robyn gives her ideas for the layout of the new spa as if it has not been decided by HQ. Robyn has a great location, so many stores and restaurants in that shopping center it shouldn't be hard to be seen and get walk ins. You know Juan isn't going to do anything to help this venture, he will be happy that Robyn is out of the house and busy and he will be free to do as he pleases, maybe even do a little, "laundry." Did we hear Mia say she got some good d**k and that was why she was happy? Didn't she also tell us that G's d**k is not working...hmmm. I plan on getting a facial from Glo 30, maybe let's do a MD/DC/VA meet up spa day? That made me laugh a lot.

The fashion show, (I'll use the word "Fashion," loosely here), was ok production wise but fashion wise, it's a nope from me. Wendy was 100% right that when she wore that body suit with the open sides the other HW's lost their minds and were vocal about how bad it looked...then cut to now and it is in the collection. Let's face it, there is nothing new that can be done to leggings, (the invention of the the cell phone pockets were the best thing ever) and none of their clothing designs looked well made or wearable. What would be interesting is to see a HW actually go to fashion school, learn to sew, cut patterns, learn about fabrics and color and not have to hire a designer to do all their work. I looked at the GnA website and that is all I am going to say about it. Did anyone think Sesame Street did a little work to her face for her appearance on this season? She looked less Muppet like maybe? All I wanted to do was pull up the one side of G's dress to cover her bra that was showing out of the top of her neckline. Wendy's show guests were new names to me, good for Wendy to get that many women to appear on her pilot. Her producer would not discuss the budget because she hates to talk money, isn't that a lot of what a producer does, handle the money? The fight at the end of the episode will be shown, right?

Aren't all of the ________by ___________(fill in the blank of any HW's name) collections? None of these women are going to be the next Coco Chanel.

Charrisse' anemic crab boil was sad but blue crab with Old Bay is amazing...I spent about a year in Federal Way, Washington and quickly embraced the Dungeness crabs, they have flavor even without Old Bay. Please do not judge the blue crab from Charrisse's crab boil, nobody should be made to deal with that bland mess.

My only thought was that brown paper was not going to protect that dining room table from the dents the hammer meeting a crab claw is going to make. Melted butter is a thing, I myself have used it but it better be clarified. Charisse should have had a caviar and champagne party instead, she lead with the champagne theme back in the day (she built that champagne room in her McMansion and not the kind where management requests you don't touch the dancers), maybe even throw in those tasteless humongous stone crab claws, she would have been more on brand for her faux lifestyle.

At 34:49 PK rolls his eyes, that is when they start talking about her PTSD.

This one could be yours, it is on Ebay!

Same with me, dropping my baby girl off at the dorm in Philly, she looked at me and asked me why I was still there, lol...I head over to Sansom Street Oyster House and had a few drinks and some oysters. It is our job to raise a child to be independent, mission accomplished!

Pretty soon it will be a HW sitting on the couch in just a skirt and a necklace. Not sure why the trend of boobs in your lap became a thing, it just looks sloppy and considering how many of the HW's spend on designer clothes and "design" their own clothing lines and yet know nothing of tailoring...you can make a cheap suit look good if it is tailored correctly and styled with tasteful accessories. Fashionistas my foot, I think they should return to the early days of reunion looks that included slacks and a Skye shirt, lol.