Baltimore Betty

Did Mary buy herself boobs?

I do not fully believe Brynn's SA story either, she weaponized too much and is a known liar, this does a disservice to women who have been victims of SA. I also think that apartment we saw this season is not hers, we only saw the sofa and the kitchen, when she put the dog in the bedroom because she didn't want Erin to see the dog (really odd, right?), I do not think the dog was even in the apartment, what dog doesn't bark to be let out of a room when they hear their owner in another room?

Not much was accomplished in a three part reunion. The interaction between Lisa and Whitney was so dumb, two seconds after Whitney tells Lisa she is selfish, narcissistic, etc...she says she loves Lisa, I wish Andy would understand that we the viewing audience do not need all these so called friendships to be mended, fake or otherwise. Britani is good TV, she is messy, not very sophisticated, gullible and does not wear clothes with designer names or logos all over them and most of all she is a Mormon without all the trappings of being Mormon, see booze and sex. Bronwyn should come back next year only because she bothers some of the other HW's. Heather was barely there this season, yes she started crap with that stupid read a text from your phone but really does not have a story line.

First off, the guests asked for a global dining experience, specifically 10 courses and we know from other Below Deck charters have grown weary of sitting at the table for all the courses, secondly, I think it is funny that the Gazpacho was the Italian offering and none of the guests questioned it but does it matter when they are eating a lot of different ethnic foods. I think Tzarina should have selected really obscure countries or regions just for shits and giggles. Lara wants perfection in service, this boat is actively working against her, running the steps for a 10 course dinner is the equivalent of climbing a mountain, good luck with perfection.

So the first group of guests come on board and Lara volunteers to unpack anyone who wants it, (I am skipping over the anal beads and such and personally I think the producers put that in that luggage), asking the group that question could have been a nightmare for her, a huge boat and tying up one of her stews for how ever long. At least she did not ask if anyone wanted their clothes pressed or steamed. I noticed that there was an inordinate amount of pasta left behind on that boat. Wouldn't the owner want to know the condition of the galley was in for this season? Maybe speak with the previous crew? Tzarina has a gift in having a sous chef, let him do meal prep, breakfast, lunch prep, Tzarina should stress about the egg orders when you have help. Capt. Jason's fish tank was filthy. Greek Johnny seems like he will be a red shirt Enterprise crew member, he will be replaced, (not killed off like in the Star Trek series).

Tzarina appearing on TV in a jacket, sans shirt and bra reminds me of Sue Ellen Mischke from Seinfeld.

Where's Shelly?!

I always think of Katherine Helmond in the movie Brazil whenever we see Kathy in her spa treatment room hooked up to an IV and a team of people around her.

I was commenting on the fact that Karen lost her lunch over dog poop but also says she wants to get two dogs...she ought to get used to dog poop, whether it is in her house or in her yard, you have to dispose of it. Of course it is stupid for Karen talking about adopting dogs since her future at this time is unknown, I am sure Ray does not want to take care of dogs alone.

I think Erin's dress is really covered in Bitcoin and not sequins.

The fact that Dorit hasn't run all over LA interviewing lawyers so all the good ones cannot represent PK, I do not know what Dorit thinks is going to happen...get a lawyer!!! The fact that Dorit keeps insisting PK would disappear for weeks at a time when in fact he has been going to the UK to visit with his kids from his first marriage, she cannot tell the facts, she wants to make him look bad all the time.

I am with you, I do not think there will be money to fight over.

I think Sutton wanted the girls to meet her mother because it explains a lot about Sutton's personality and quirks, bless her heart. Did Kyle and Garcelle say they didn't know what Chianti was? That is some house(s) Sutton bought, decorated beautifully, gorgeous gardens, etc...how often does she even get to stay there? Good for Sutton knowing that her mother is a narcissist.

I hope Sonja does not see this announcement!

Let me know if Brandi is ever on this show, that will be something worth watching.

Especially since she wants to adopt two dogs...poop happens. Ashley making fun of Stacey's wig, we all saw some doosies on Ashley, the one with bangs comes to mind and Karen has no room to talk in that department either, at least Stacey can keep a wig on her head. AJ needs to be a friend of and get rid of the ones they have now. Karen thought she was facetiming Wendy when asked to go to the White House, it was not facetiming, it was Wendy's photo that came up with her number.

I think we are seeing Tzarina live up to her name, she sees an underling to flex a little power over and she is going for it, I predict he will pull her bacon out of a fire on a soon to be charter and she will see him differently. Also, Tzarina is pissed because the chief stew is giving the guests what they want which is the job at hand, Tzarina knows this but wants to nitpick. Do we think that the galley was intentionally left that way to bring drama? Can you actually draw maggots on water, like not on land? Once again, we have a princess stew with Daddy's money. The primary guest told Tzarina breakfast at 8:30 then in the morning is stomping around asking why breakfast is not out at 8:00 intentionally creating drama. The Chief Stew can control the breakfast by telling them right up front what the special is instead of waiting till the guests start firing egg orders like they are in a diner. I don't even know anybody's names except for Tzarina and Harry, at this point the crew are all interchangeable with other seasons crews.

My only thought about Karine JP was to have a moment to show other women, women who look like her can advance in life and their jobs, not sure how many people are watching the Wendy Osefo Show but KJP decided to take advantage of whatever platform she gets. Also, maybe a slow news day? I thought Wendy's questions were good and she and KJP had good banter so there's that. I looked up Wendy's show last year, I only saw one episode, she was able to get a lot of notable women to appear so there's that. I hated that yellow suit Wendy wore, so there's that. Karen seemed sober, so there's that.

The flesh does not hang on her body the way it did when she was 30, happens to all of us, a cruel reminder that we are not 30 anymore, lol. Ashley's singing to her family was priceless when their expressions. I might have listened patiently to a few bars just for a piece of that pretty cake.

I did not know she claimed that, Brynn reminds of Kristin Wiig's character.

The way Karen carried on and the way the camera crew shot that scene it was like the Red Wedding!

Gizelle thought she was pulling something over on Stacey when she bought that ugly dress but the joke was on Gizelle, she looked horrible in it! TJ tells Stacey that if she loves her hair then he loves it for her because he was not hired to give a real opinion of anything. TJ and Stacey were the corniest MC's and I was a little surprised since they were on air (or at least she was) QVC people, you have to think fast on your feet to sell a chrome diopside ring or a frying pan that is the only one you will ever need. Karen knocked Stacey's blonde hair...has the Grand Dame ever checked out her own wig? BTW, can you buy a wig that is an updo? Mia should not be adopting a dog, she can barely (from what we have heard) take care of her children more than a couple of days in a row, that poor dog will be at her mercy for walks and food. Ashley gets the prize for having the most family members on camera, I guess she does not hang out with that muppet anymore and it is slow going making Josh happen. I really wanted Ashley to wear a man-tailored suit to the reunion, just to push the narrative of her devotion to her art! It was cool that Wendy interviewed Karine Jean-Pierre, Wendy seemed at ease during the interview but why bring Karen, just because you got to stand outside of some Surry County federal building to hear about her three wick candle and get a key to the city and I am sure they have changed the locks by now.

I read on another site that Shannon will be replacing Jenn on that HW cruise, I wonder how she will get along with Teresa and Delores.

She will have good company in Jenn P, she is not too bright either.

Anime meets bipolar meds. The narrator sounds Danish, maybe being on that drug does help with understanding obtuse ads.