Baltimore Betty

I just watched an episode of Dr. Oz, (I have never watched an entire show before), only because it was all about cooking in a toaster oven, my first thought was "Wow, Sonja should have worked just a little harder and she could have been cooking on the Dr. Oz show." She really missed the boat. Although I wonder how she would be on a daytime talk show, would she combine cooking with a half assed burlesque act, all spazzy and unable to complete the task? Side note, I bought and then returned the Ninja toaster/air fryer/broiler/sewing machine oven and returned it, too narrow window to see how things are cooking and too confusing controls, Sonja's oven could have been a contender!

Seriously??!! I love Iceland!! Maybe we will get a glimpse of the Aurora Borealis, Gullfoss Falls, etc...the nature is amazing there, I am so excited!!

Maybe psychotic was not the right word, but there is something to his pristine exterior, wanting things to be perfect and then the messy cabinets and drawers...there is something to that type of personality, just saying that seems a little unstable or maybe fake. BTW KIRA53, it sort of sounded like you were scolding me, you do know these pages are for fun, right?

When I was younger there was a place with a lit dance floor, I would have my fake ID, my Danskin unitard and matching skirt and dance the night away!

Adams Bedside Reader, (there was a box of left over mags in my parents garage from my grandfathers bookstore, it was on Baltimore Street decades ago), those photos were terrible but there were not a lot of options, back then, Elizabeth has to realize there is competition and her photos are just not worth paying for.

Yes, it is odd that all of the Joe Blow's search on line for a woman and none of them have a career of any kind, no nurses, teachers, lawyers...their careers all seem to be finding men on line and posting racy photos that cost money to look at.

TLC spin off, Dinner Parties from the Ill Fated, Ill Matched MAFS. Yes, let's pitch that idea! Every week they could have dinner with a couple that succeded to watch J & H try to be hosts while speaking to each other with clenched jaws. Neon lights on and hold on to your shoulder pads your beef is braising for another few hours, relax and enjoy your evening, not!

I think she wanted a saber light show and only half expected to actually "use" the condom because she is stupid. Once again I am amazed that a man would have sex with a woman who he does not like and is not attracted to. I know the sex was not for the trinkets because she whipped those things out before they had sex, if Stephanie wanted to have the upper hand she would have had sex then threw him a trinket afterwards after each time, she is a rube and novice at how to buy a man.

Classic addict move. He might not be using but he is not thinking sober if HE is punishing her for his poor life choices.

I don't hate neon at all, I love vintage signs of yesteryear but what Jake had on the wall was an LCD panel with neon colors so that is a no go for me. The 80's were fun, it was my era for running around crazy for a bit but when I look at my 80's styles they were not my favorite, not horrible but no stand outs for me, not sure why Jake wants to revel in acid wash jeans or parachute pants when his body looks good he should get some clothes that flatter all his hard work he has done in the gym. My deal breaker would have been the sleeveless shirt he boarded the plane in, suns out guns out sort of thing is not my fave look for men if out in public and not in a gym or the beach. Has anyone else thought about Jake having a neon guy ala The Office/Holly and Michael's St. Pauli Girl's sign.

What are those things in her stomach and boobs, was this photo from some sort of acupuncture appointment?

I know, that seemed to be a pride and joy thing for Jake and there was no mention of his own private beach, (I was going call it his own Private Idaho to keep it all things 80's). So, when I met my husband he had a poker table and folding chairs as his kitchen table, some sort of exercise cycle in place of a dining table, chrome and glass coffee table, black leather sofas, an ancient recliner and a waterbed, a big, ugly waterbed...none of that stuff lives with us, it all went buh byes (in stages) when I moved in then when we bought another house...it was all from the Sears Bachelor Collection, lol...maybe Jake would say buh bye to some of his decor for the right person. Hayley is just not that person. Side note, Hubs had a cat, it stayed for the next 12 years and I added two more very special cats to the mix, we have one left. I am now a cat person, that is what you do for love, lol. And what was with that farewell speech Chris was trying out? I could have loved you crap, Paige was flattered and falling for that crap? Her lingering in the parking lot for something else to happen? Is she really that dumb? Ugh, I would have sprinted to my car and not looked back but there she was trying to show him that he is going to miss her...nope, just no.

Clara keeps saying her fear is that she will fall in love with Ryan but he will not fall in with her, seems like a self fufilling prophesy, she keeps putting it out there in the universe. Stop saying it to Ryan! What happens if your pets hate each other? Then what?

Yes to all of this, I think they should see the apartments before the honeymoon, that reveal could have been the deal breaker for some of these couples! Ryan's randomness of mugs and hodge podge food storage would have made me think twice, seeing his messy drawers...on the surface everything is neat and clean but underneath it all he is messy, very psychotic. VA's apartment was exactaly what I expected, Erik's place confused me, how could a room with no door be soundproof? There was no flow, I could not make out the floor plan or what type of house it was, was it a townhouse or condo or what? Jake's bedroom is in the basement? It looked like a windowless room. What happened to his upstairs, we never saw it.

I do not understand Paige's shock that Chris wants out of the marriage, why would she want to hang in there with a person who has shown you exactly who he is and will continue to be. Seriously, she was surpised by his wanting a divorce? I'd rather throw in the towel sooner rather than later.

Geeze, you totally nailed it, are you a therapist in real life because...you totally explained him in the most precise way, I agree with every single personality trait explanation. You should reach out to him and offer counseling, he needs someone that understands him, tag, you're it! Figure out a way tohave him burn the MO jacket, those were ugly back then and they are ugly still.

Once again we have a woman playing Russian Roulet with fertility, why? Why is it that an educated woman would have unprotected sex with someone who is a stranger and who treats her like shit? Why is reproduction knowledge the thing that so many people ignore? From day one Paige knew he was not in to her and told her he was not attracted to her, disappeared on her while getting breakfast, treats her with no respect, a really horrible person, why would she want to have a baby with him or even risk it? Please for the love of G-d Paige, speak above a whisper!!!

Jackie says she was okay with missing the trip and wanted to spend quality time with her kids then we hear her telling her daughter that even though her bags were packed, they are mean girls, don't associate with mean girls, etc...why do these HW's talk to their pre teen kids about things that go one with the other HW's such as fights, they go in to details that the kids don't need to hear about, why not just say she wanted to stay home with her family? Tre can't shut up about Jackie and the other women are trying to not dwell on the situation by feeding in to Tre's constant comments about Jackie not being there but yet every conversation circles back to the Jackie story. Joe is selling vibrators? He always struck me as the type that would get his nose out of joint if a woman whipped one out to add to their bedroom fun, like it would be an insult and it would hurt his ego. Margaret likes a bold wallpaper, doesn't she? Honestly, I would love to see the finished product, she has very tall ceilings, could be a very cool look once the furniture is in. Frank seems like a nice guy. David most likely will not put a ring on it.

It's that open mouth, blinking, staring she does like she is trying to compute what someone is saying. Such a dumb dumb.

You get extra credit! Larry once responded to one of my posts, I felt so cool.

I am speechless. WTF? Who is paying for those photos? The last photo looks like a post mortem pic. Did one of her cats take these photos? A dildo pic? Seriously, with all the free porn with better looking participants? I guess that med spa place is not really hers or business is that bad. Speechless.

I could have watched the first half of their time in Paris with the sound off, Clair's wardrobe was amazing!!!!

I bet you learned more from that book than having "the talk," lol.

I got nothing from the reunion, no shockers, no insight, nothing. How does Andy think this was entertaining, he did not talk about Izzy and her newly found awareness, he did not ask Capt. Lee why that blue mug (which we have never seen before), was always in the frame of filming, was it a gift from his now deceased son? Capt. Lee did not address Delores at all nor did they show the infamous jump in to the water, no mention of any of the charters where things actually happened. We did not even get a montage of Lee's sayings. Capt. Lee is going thru grief, it could be a long process and he should have been kinder to himself and not filmed, he was checked out, understandably. Eddie was subdued, we could have been treated to a rerun of his goat calling, that was funny. Nobody brought up the beach clean up with no gloves and Elizabeth dressed like she was going clubbing. C'mon Andy, do better.

She kept shifting around so much I was getting motion sickness, her outfit looked like a skating costume.