Baltimore Betty

Like Nick Park (Wallace and Gromit claymation) made her mouth. Although the top half of her face looks great, the work is really good. Also, her love of wallpaper is overwhelming.

I know, eventually it will hit bottom, right? I do not understand or remember what the term was for how much chain to let out but I guess too much and the boat will have too much movement. All the other firings that have occured we saw Capt. Lee do the "we are going to have to let you go," but with Francesca he let her do the talking, we did not even get one of his famous sayings about the scene, I feel cheated. My 27 year old daughter calls me by my first name in a playful way, I laugh everytime but when something is wrong it is always, Mom, those are never fun phone calls.

I have a couple of things to say about tonight's episode...some of which are petty as can be so please forgive me, mostly my issues, probably not shared by you all. Did we all notice the amount of supplements or vitamins or perscription bottles were on Jake's night table? He does not pack light. Does anyone truly know how to pack a suitcase, I watched Paige fold and unfold twenty pieces of clothing without putting them in her bag, just flipped them around on the floor, refolded them...ugh! The others seemed to cram their crap in to suitcases with no rhyme or reason, it is sending my OCDness in to overdrive. All sitting on the floor packing, does no one know what the luggage stand is for? Why won't any of the couples eat at the dining table in their rooms, they hunch over the coffee table trying to eat. How did Paige and A$$hole get room service delivered with real dishes etc, but everyone else looked like they got doordash. Me$$ed tells Erik he was worried about him staggering thru the casino drunk, I laughed at that because that is quite often the state of people in casinos in LV. I also find it hard to believe that Virginia and Erik were late to dinner, how long does it take someone to put on a Forever 21 tube dress and put your hair up in a dirty, messy pony tail and smear on some eyeshadow? That all could have been accomplished as a fireman style jumping in to clothes sort of thing. Maybe production is messing with their call times? Virginia tells Me$$ed that no man has ever spoken to her like that in her life, um, I am calling BS on that, I am almost positive that at some point in her bar hopping, sweaty, binge drinking Saturday nights she has opened her mouth to a few people. As for Me$$ed saying he did not like her joke about the pregnancy, I read it like this, she was late to the game and was told that Chris's ex fiance is pregnant, she took it as the ex moved on quickly so she asked by inferring if he meant that the baby was his, I would have been asking the same, maybe waited a beat to see where the conversation was going, but still it was unclear to her. Also, sitting in the hotel room at the bar with sticky bottles of Fireball and, half empty water bottles, maybe some cans of Red Bull, etc...why oh why can't these people clean up after themselves? The randomness and mess once again brings out my OCD and I want to reach in to the TV and clean it up for them. Paige, your lights are on but nobody is home, we see you processing the shit that Me$$ed is telling you, you are so slow to react it is strange, please talk above a whisper and stop buying in to the BS, he has shown you who he is, believe him. Why does Clara always look like she is chewing?

Nothing that man says or does makes sense, I am surprised that he told Drew about the move, like she would come home to an empty house with a note on the front door. What woman in her right mind would be like, sure pack up all my stuff and move it, no concern about personal things, heirlooms, just organization in general. Ralph does not seem the sort to pay attention to details that do not have anything to do with him.

Yes, Kary is mean and unentertaining. This usually means she will be getting a divorce soon, it seems that there is a pattern about how nasty a HW gets then the divorce hits the news and then the HW is absolved from all past behavior. I think D'Andra did not communicate effectively with Kary, she said that Kary was bullying her but I did not see that way, Kary rained on D's parade when she put together a birthday event for Brandi, Kary found fault with everything and it pissed D off, anyone would get tired of that sort of thing. D did not use good examples of the nitpicking, Kary needs exact reasons and examples of what she did wrong, subtle does not work. D is sensitive about someone finding fault with her handiwork because Mama D does it at every turn, D can yell at Kary but can't really yell at Mama. I think Tiffany knew Kary and Stephanie were listening at the door, she was too positive and upbeat about Kary.

Look how long Cynthia celebrated her 50th, we are in for a long haul!

My mother's mother would make chicken fricasse with the "feets-ala's," (Yiddish slang for feet), changing the name did not make it more palatable, lol. Honestly, my mother grew up with little money and they did not waste anything so, in went the feets-ala's. Has Tiffany met other Asian people that do not like chicken feet? I refuse to believe that EVERY single Asian enjoys the foot. Would Tiffany yell at them that they are not real Asians that hate their own culture? I hate chopped liver and brisket but it does not make me less Jewish. I rewatched the pizza party episode, Brandi had a glass of wine so I do not think the cricket puking was pregnancy based.

My husband thinks I am crazy about the suitcase on the bed issue, I grab a towel and put the suitcase on it, he rolls his eyes...does he not realize how dirty the wheeles are? No he does not, does he not realize snagging the comforter will make for an uncomfortable existence in the house...he should, he really should!

Yes to all of that and in addition, she was bringing the moral down by constantly talking about how bad a boss Francesca was. I find that the person that complains the loudest about their job and boss is the one doing a lousy job, see exhibit E. Nobody likes to hear their coworker constantly harping on what a bad boss they have, it is tiring to listen to. Elizabeth probably has a history of weeping complaining at every job she has ever had, I wonder if any other chief stews or previous hook ups will come forward to give us some insight. I think she has a problem with authority as in she thinks she has any. I sort of thought it was strange that James did not even feign sadness about her being fired, he basically held the door for her on her way out, no hug or (birthday) kiss, just a "see ya."

First, I love that we all use the "naked wasted" as the vernacular. Second, I thought the bros had invited the Uber driver to sleep on their couch not sleep in a strangers home, either way is stupid of them.

I felt like Izzy was justified, she did a good job and was recognized as a valuable team player, the guys refused to acknowledge her status because of their delicate male ego. Their actions highlighted how hard it is to be an accomplished woman in a male dominated field, had James or Rob been promoted the level of respect would have been different. Izzy spoke up which irrated the boys even more, it all boiled down to their lack of respect and their need to have their ego stroked. I hope Elizabeth sees she wasted her time with James and learns from this experience, he is less than a stellar person...not sponge worthy at all.

Raunchy, THAT is word I was searching for, yes, Kandi's idea of entertainment is raunchy.

Want me to do a drive to his house, have him jump in my car and take him to the airport? LOL.

Maryland, Delaware, Pennsylvania and New Jersey, it is a Maryland based company. Never had Popeyes? Treat yourself to a chicken strip box, it is not that bad but no where as good as ROFO 😋.

The hairdresser with the questionable hair cut...my mother had brain surgery to remove a tumor and the doctor shaved her just like that, not sure if my mother would have chosen that style on her own. I believe it tis.

OMG, a franchise!!!??? It is not just a franchise, it is heaven on earth with gas pumps! Seriously, the most amazing fried chicken that they seem to fry on an endless loop, so hard to resist when standing at the gas pump and the smell comes wafting over.

Aren't we all tired of the dominatrix costumes, sex dungeon themed nights and the over the top male stripper, it is so try hard. For a group of women who most of clutch their pearls at the mere thought of sex with a woman or an orgy they are all quick to put on skimpy outfits and act like subs. I remember that dungeon show Kandi had put on, awkward. Am I alone in the not finding the male stripper as being hot and sexy? Those strippers always seem to make people uncomfortable to watch their friend simulating sex or having it simulated on them, being lifted upside down, grinding on women even after they say no thank you, etc...it was never appealing to me. Did Kandi say she had $4000 in ones? I like my friends but not willing to donate $4000 to them to throw at a stripper. Cynthia should have known that if Kenya was throwing her a bachelorette party it would be about Kenya. Kenya can't order lunch for her friends but insist they move in to her village and feel pity for her. The rental house is on the beach, have the HW's even gotten on the beach if only for a walk? If I were Marlo and on vacay with a house full of women I would be happy with any room that had it's own bathroom, I would sleep in the broom closet if it had it's own bathroom! Didn't Tootie make a living room her bedroom after some unsatisfactory room situation?

Every year we exchanged cards, (most of them are cat-centric since we have a cat), dinner is (my once a year major cheat meal), Royal Farms Fried Chicken eaten while wearing my pajamas. My husband and have a great marriage every day of the year, we don't need Hallmark to tell which day to celebrate it.

Or raw dogging it again.

See, I think that if Natalie has experienced failure in a relationship more than once you would hope that maybe she'd look inward and really examine what she is about, what kind of person she really wants, etc...she may have more self awareness about herself, understand how her actions affect other people, etc...one quick session with a therapist is not going to do it. The therapists job was not to tell them to call it quits, thru a self realization the two of them should have understood their relationship would not be a happy one for either one of them. Sadly, (much like Natalie's luggage), there will be no unpacking all the messiness of their relationship unless Mike and Natalie are truthful about their feelings towards each other. They do not appear to like one another. Maybe Natalie can get another Groupon for that therapist, they should go again.

I have never heard of that acrynom ever, in my day we would have called it a man being an asshole...no guess work involved, lol.

What does this stand for?

With my first, orange soda and hot dogs with mustard and onions, my second, mashed potatoes and gravy and two of the beans from a three bean salad, not the kidney beans, never the kidney beans. For the first three months the thought of eating meat made me gag, I hit the fourth month and all I wanted was meat. Funny thing, I never drank orange soda before pregnancy and I despise gravy on my mashed potatoes in real life. I do not think Jovi would have gotten her food choices right even if she wasn't pregnant, I could see Yara yelling at him no matter what he brought her for dinner, she does not seem to like him. I will ask again, why is the knowledge of conception so far down on the list of things to know about for these people? They are often in a financially precarious situation, living at the parents house, why risk raw dogging it if you are complaining about how you live in the basement with no money, last I checked, babies take up space and tons of money. Stupid people.

Does anyone think Ryan is not doing the nasty with Stephanie because he has a few more days of antibiotics left to take? I like to accuse my fiance of cheating based on what a psychic said...makes for a really good fact based fight. If Ryan leaves her for anyone, there is a good chance that woman would be younger, duh Stephanie. Ryan does not want kids, on purpose. The eyebrows on both of them are troubling, what would a baby look like if those eyebrows mated?

I use the "lid for every pot" expression all the time, my coworkers had never heard that expression and neither had my husband..weird, right? I like Jake for his honest awkwardness, he does not seem to pull any punches, he might be boring but he is not mean spirited. He concentrates on his diet and exercise a lot because for a long time it has been just him, nobody else's interest to consider. If Haley wants to make the marriage work it will take time to bring Jacob out of his shell, some people don't have the patience to take on a human project, Jacob could be turned in a catch in time. Say what you want about how boring and nerdy Jacob may be but I would rather be married to him than Ble$$ed the Me$$ed.