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Baltimore Betty

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  1. It is the same with all these couples, nobody seems to like each other let alone love each other. We see Natalie smelling trees and skipping along a path, cut to Mike in a TH saying how he is trying to understand her...that is the shit you are supposed to know about each other before you propose and use the 90 days to plan the wedding it is not a "let's get to know one another" time, that is supposed to happen before you buy the smallest diamond ring in the store and give it to a total stranger. Mike knows Natalie enough, why delve deeper in to someone when you know you do not really like what you see on the surface? Dating is supposed to be the fun, carefree time if it is hard why continue to date? Also, once again we have a participant telling a total stranger who did not even ask what their life story is.
  2. Not surprised. If Vicki was on the show she would say Kelly's marriage won't last five years, I say two years, anyone else want to guess how long it will take for Rick to fire her too?
  3. Mother and Father go to a restaurant, was Brandon invited but not Julia? Mother did not even ask about Julia and where she was. Why not wait until they could all be together to discuss the issues? What will Julia do all day if she does not tend to the cute animals? Honestly, she should figure out some way to help Mother and Father just as a common courtesy for living rent free. Maybe she can slaughter the pig for dinner? LOL. Look Mother and Father I made dinner! Didn't Brandon live elsewhere and THEN move home because he blew thru all his money buying a girl from the Ukraine? Why is Mother acting like he never left the nest before? Father is angry, he cannot even eat his fried wings.
  4. Mutton dressed like lamb. I noticed when she was brushing her hair she was not brushing the top of it, it really needed a good brushing. What is with the yellow hospital bracelet she was wearing? Was that a resort ID bracelet to show she gets the senior discount? Stephanie owns a day spa and has horrible skin. What on earth does she love about Ryan? They have nothing to talk about except the fact that neither one of them trusts the other, presents he wants, presents she gets him, how much sex she wants, how little sex he wants with her.
  5. Why is reproduction so low on the list of things sexually active people know about? She may have arrived in the US during her fertile time and of course NonJovi was raw dogging it and Yara is one of those Ukrainian imports that do not believe in the pill or some other method (seems that we have heard that a lot from the women who come from that part of the world) and neither one of them learned from the last pregnancy. Now, cut to Yara and her endless, "Why Jovi want to party when I need support," crap, you are newly pregnant, why not look in to the health insurance you will need, find a good OB, research a birth plan, figure out housing, all of that can be done on line, without Jovi, it will be easier because he is never going to be the planner and perhaps he can get you a laptop, find some pregnancy bloggers to follow and other helpful resources. Do not act surprised that Jovi is not helpful in the pregnancy or raising of the baby. BTW, how many pregnancy tests do people usually buy at one time? I remember when I was trying to get pregnant with my first (31 years ago), the tests were expensive and like a chemistry set with a few test tubes in a stand with a mirror on the bottom to see the bottom of the test tube, some sort of circle or hieroglyphics to appear to let you know you are or are not pregnant. I only did that nonsense once then went to the doctor for a blood test.
  6. It was a curtain in her grandmother's house. Scarlet O'Hara wore it better.
  7. Actually I really liked Madison's dress. I thought it was flattering, I love a midi length dress. Katheryn looked like she was wearing a drag queen dress (no offense to drag queens), over done, over fake tanned (I keep thinking of her tanner smudged filthy bathroom door). Danni looked painfully thin and in some sort of pain but I loved her dress. Leva was wearing a saloon costume of some sort, like Belle Watling from GWTW. The boys came dressed as expected. My husband has done that sort of apology, he would do or say something idiotic then say "I am sorry you were hurt by"....I call it a mind fuck apology, after 15 years of marriage he no longer apologizes like an asshole and saw the error of his ways. He could never afford the divorce I would put him thru, lol.
  8. I thought Elizabeth said she was a non practicing bi sexual. I knew there was something bubbling under the surface with that giant toddler looking man she is dating, first there was no sex till she was divorced then it was a one and done when they first started dating and now she says it is on like Donkey Kong...why wait till the reunion to drop that tidbit of info when there were so many opportunities to "bond" with Brawny about their sexuality. What does Elizabeth want from us, she tells us these half truths that are hard to half believe and now at the very end of the reunion she tells us she is or has been bi, seems like she is grasping at straws to be relevant, maybe next season she will tell us how she was abducted by aliens.
  9. Those are some really bad fashion choices. Did Brooks design those gowns 😏
  10. Yes, I thought that sounded suspicious, how much stuff could they have anyway and an 18 wheeler would certainly stand out if they are trying to make a hasty exit from a cult. Maybe it was just a big truck and Elizabeth has no idea how many wheels are on trucks? I am sure the next time she tells this story it will be different.
  11. I would hope they would since this is the first season of a new HW city...I keep imagining a montage of Jen flipping out at various times in slow motion with a 70's power ballad playing like "The Winner Takes it All," or maybe "All By Myself." Close ups on her distorted crying face...some days I have too much time on my hands.
  12. I cannot wait for the reunion, I hope Andy plays a montage of every flip out Jen ever had!
  13. I said that from the begining, Coach is doing some coaching on the side and he probably got caught by Jen, makes me wonder if Jen tells him she will kill herself if he leaves her, anything to play up the drama so he will do anything to avoid that mess. Brooks, blech.
  14. Seriously, do we really think he has a Moncler coat...most likely he meant to say the dog shat on his H&M puffy packable coat, $79 retail.
  15. I remember seeing a few years ago, they remind me of the Michelin Tire Man or they were made by a balloon animal artist, they are sort of iCKy.
  16. I am watching it, it has real estate porn, jewelry and clothes porn too, it also has crazy characters that I never seem to meet in my world, in some ways the Bling is more satisfying than all of the HW's shows. The SLC HW's have the worst wardrobes, nobody ever seems to be on the page when they are all at the same event, Whitney lost me with her mom jeans and lug boots at dinner the first night, Meredith in a sweat suit and the others dressed up and then again at that nutjob hypnotists, Heather in that black leather and white tee shirt ensamble was shameful, Jenn in that lime green retro 1960's too tight jumpsuit, was it Lisa or Meredith (they are the Chip and Dale of this show, I could never remember which chipmonk was which), that wore the animal print with the sparkles top was horrid. So the hypnotist has the women sit at a table and imagine balls in their hands (Whitney, you actually like balls as in men's balls? Really?), and they are supposed to be hypnotized? Then they all move the to Sofa of Truth to fight some more, if they are hypnotized will they remember they had this interaction? LOL. BTW, I won the pool about when Jenn would flip out (but did not throw a glass so it is only half of a win), the first night was my bet, am I splitting the pot with anyone?
  17. She had smudges on her face but her hands were clean.
  18. I have been thinking about what Mother Brandon reminds me of, she reminds me of most of my gym teachers from the 70's. Yes that is it, a 1970's gym teacher.
  19. I saw that she is Eggplant Parm. When that boat docks in where ever James will not even know her name...he got what he wanted and Elizabeth will be trying to make their tryst in to something more, lots of tears will be shed over what could have been (in her head), James will find the next girl, rinse and repeat. Why does Elizabeth not know this?
  20. I could not be in a relationship that was not on equal footing, she has got to know he will take advantage of her at every turn, will treat her badly and she will beg for more.
  21. Sex in a hot tub will lead to a UTI, dirty water gets in the lady parts...so maybe they did the sex in the hot tub that night we saw them canoodling.
  22. So this is what all those assistants are doing for her, sitting in her garage (manufacturing plant, ha ha) gluing lables on generic brand beauty items she finds at the Dollar Store, finally we know why she has a staff!
  23. He is from Baltimore, works on the tugs in Fells Point if I remember correctly.
  24. That looks like a drive thru fast food place. That is all she has left from a relationship with the love of her life, we have all been there right? No just me? LOL. The goats were laughing at her choice of foot wear, we all heard it, mmmmmaaaaaahhhhhh, mmmmmaaaaahhhhh.
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