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Camille's freakin' house. Porn ah graphy.

While lumbering like a Viking, or a gladiator.

Yes, please.

Pot, kettle.

I thought those are LLR shirts but they aren't. LLR offers only tees and henleys for men. In addition to the Hawaiian prints there are some fugly floral designs that definitely look like LLR, so there's that. Price range is in the 20s, all shirts are 100% polyester. The header on the product page tells us: "For Womens Hawaiian shirts, go a size down. Regardless its hawaiian shirts, they're supposed to too be big." There's another Hawaiian shirt photo on his IG page with his gf at Disneyland (and she appears to be braless).

Many of their group photos remind me of what my Nana always said: spend your money on shoes and coats/jackets because that's what makes or breaks your outfit. Janelle and Truely - A+ Kody - B (if you overlook the hillbilly shirt) Christine, Gwendlyn and the girl between Aspyn and Christine - D Meri - F

One of the first things kids recognize, language-wise, is the initial of their first name. It's a major "click" in realizing that printed matter stands for something/someone. (A is for apple ... ). Seriously, they're going to teach the concept of silent letters while he's also learning the alphabet? Because otherwise he's shit out of luck when he tries to sound out his own name when he begins to recognize letters and read and print. He'll learn that when he sees the "P" in his name he can't hear it or say it? At that age, how many other silent letters will he come across? 2 or 3? None? Not the least bit confusing! How many times during his life will he need to repeat his name for people and correct their pronunciation and spell it and explain it and listen to everyone's reaction to it?* Har de fucking har. *I have one of those names, so that's where I'm coming from. LOL

6:41, Joe wants Susan Del Percio to remember "the suburban women who stood in line in the pouring rain while waiting to vote."

Imagine Kyle's pearl-clutching if Kim or Brandi straddled and humped their SO in a room full of people. The horror! Kyle would dine out for weeks on that shit.

Watched it again tonight, Whoopi was so good in Girl Interrupted. She disappears into her roles. Brittany Murphy also. Angelina, who was brilliant as Lisa, won an Oscar.

"Kind of make myself sick." "I had a real problem with this and I always will." Bulimia?

ITA - it took me a couple minutes to decide who was mother, who was daughter.

Ha! This reminds me of a family who lived a couple doors down 55 years ago. The kids were named Ricky, Dicky, Vicky, Nicky and Kelly.

"Equality of rights under the law shall not be denied or abridged by the United States or by any State on account of sex."

I smile every time I see the promo and hear Beyond The Sea: "He's a sweet boy." "You're my favorite!" "Slimy is the new fuzzy."

Well, duh, obviously they're playing polygamy Scrabble, a game that those who play monogamy Scrabble do not understand.

Usually. But if watching movies and TV is low brow, surely boob jobs are - and she is all hung up on being high brow. She wants the game but doesn't want the name; she has no balls (ovaries?).

Mariah is upset. Boo hoo. I may not sleep tonight.

I think it started when they were going to discuss Don Jr's situation and showed a photo of his new look and got into how repulsive he looks with a beard and how both of the Trump boys are wearing beards now. Donnie said beards are yeah, no and don't look clean. Someone said Donnie always looks and smells clean and he said whoever it is that stocks his bathroom (WTF?) stocks Dove so he has used it for years. Joey said Mika uses nothing but Spic n Span (which she Did Not think was funny) and it went on from there.

He started the personal hygiene riff with Dove soap and went to Spic n Span and Brillo pads. Mika finally told him to shut his mouth and he responded by doing an impression of meth spasm jaw. Lovely.

Mom, Dad, Willie, Donny, Katty Kay, John Heilemann sitting together at the table this morning!

Ellen is so normal, I've never understood why she gives these hags the time of day. SMH.

Is the start-up fee fairly reasonable - and is there a monthly fee for having it available and not using it, or no? I read something about a no-use period, that it gets canceled when it isn't used for however many years. TIA. I wondered if that's what Tokelti are doing (having it but not using it) and then I thought "yeah, no."

Today she said Mosco again so today I'm calling her Mica. Mica did not have a good morning. She wore a pale gray unbuttoned cardigan over a cranberry dress. In the first few minutes of the show she became aware that there was too much contrast between those colors and therefore she was too much aware of how her sitting-down midriff looked. She was not pleased with what she saw. She tugged and yanked and tugged some more at the front of the cardigan but made no progress. Every time she checked the monitor she could see her belly, and she kept checking that monitor. After a couple minutes she went so far as to hold a sheet of paper in front of her. That got awkward, so she placed a large red mug front and center and crossed her hands on top of the mug for quite a long while. Try this at home. It is not comfortable. There was more tugging and yanking of the cardigan. No one else on television does this. No one. No. One. Then Joey held up a newspaper so the camera could zoom in on the front page above the fold and this maneuver took Mica by surprise and caused immediate alarm. In addition to a good view of the front page we also got a good view of some very frantic cardigan-yanking. The funny-not-funny part was that her gut was hidden by the newspaper but her hand motions were not. Stroking a Unitarian scarf works quicker than Xanax and also hides the belly so I kept thinking she would break out a scarf but that didn't happen. Perhaps the scarves have been retired because they drape at an awkward elevation now because of the new boobs. The show comes on at 4am here but, early or not, I was able to register that with each attempt to hide her gut and/or rearrange the cardigan she tilted her head and squinted her eyes into something intended to pass for intensely concentrating on the conversation. I was LMAO. This is how Mica and I spent the first hour. At the beginning of the second hour the cardigan was buttoned, she was visibly calmer and squinting no more. Phew! Someone recently asked why Mica wears black all the time lately. I say 1) to camouflage the new boob jobs and 2) she can't keep her eyes off the monitor so wearing black makes her morning So Much Easier.