Happy Friday! Yeah, I forgot about the Politico guys. Maybe next go-round. Anyhow, I'm going to go all positive today being how Friday is more of a happy day. ++ WIllie-For all of the great times on Way Too Early, and also for holding up against the obnoxious pro-Red Sox BS. ++ Ezra-For bringing genuine policy meat to a show which over the last few years has been a reality show which just serves to line the hosts' pockets. ++Dr Z.-Hands-down the best foreign policy analyst on cable news.
1. Karins-Makes Mika feel creepy and gets away with it. Karins for the WIN! 21 2. Dr Z- Deserves his money back from Williams College. Talk about a waste of money! 21 3. Thomas -Still dreamy, even in a onesie. 19 4. Rattner -Sometimes the lone voice of reason. And Financier! 19 5. Willie-The lone Yankee voice. 19 6. Heilemann-Now at the opium den. Conferring with Roger over their next stop in their debauchary spree. 17 7. Jeremy Peters - the best hair on morning TV. 17 8. Meacham-In his den with leather-bound books, which smells of rich mahogany! 17 9. Ezra Klein-Bringing nuaced policy analysis without tired sloganeering. WaPo screwed the pooch. 17 10. Barnicle-Red Sox shill. 15 11. Tina Brown Gossip-monger with a red pencil. 15 12. Eugene-Pulitzer Prize winner! 15 13. Michael Steele-"...Rammin' and slammin!" Johnnie Cochoran lives! 15 14. Richard Haass-Mr. Wine and Cheese 15 15. Jeffrey Sachs Climate change is real. Preach! 15 16. Roger Bennett-Now at the opium den. 15 17. Brian Sullivan-Unemployment numbers guy 15 18. Howard Dean The walls in Iowa are still reverberating 15 19. Ed Rendell-"America is a nation of wusses" 15 20. Sam-So young, yet so cynical 13 21. Louis-Glorified Go-fer. Ed Wood's talent is that of Orson Welles by comparison. 13 22.Katty "Pointer-out of the Obvious" Kay. Don't ask logical questions. It'll break the show. 15 23. Donny-Does anybody know where the high school girls hang out around here? 13 24. Uncle Pat-Working the double hand-chop! 13 25. Peggy Noonan-If you talk sloooowly and whisper in a patronizing way, apparently it's something important. 11 26. Joe "Well, I NEVER!" Scarborough...because "Democrats do it too-ooo" 9 27. Harold-Pretend Democrat 11 28. Mika, "It's the staff's fault I'm dumb!" 9 29. Dan Senor-Advocates sending other parents' kids to war. 9 30. Halperin - Still believes in Christie 2016. 9 31. Cackles - erstwhile Palin supporter. Still seeking gainful employment. 9