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Ubiquitous

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  1. Remember when the season finally used to include Lisa Vanderbucks making the staff pose for their sex photo calendar?
  2. Why is everyone impressed by the obnoxious guest with a major speech impediment at the wedding producing a six pack of Sam Adams beer? Are they in the one place you cannot purchase it? That Orbitz commercial with the man's peacock tail reminds me of a question on a game of Say Anything I played on Xmas.
  3. I tried it once but it so salty!!! 😱 I remember when I stayed with a friend at "Chateau De Roach" over the Summer in college, there was a pair of big cross-dressing black guys above us who played gospel music really loudly at all hours of the day. I used to like that show, until they made his quirk(?) into the gimmick of the week (Monk has to investigate a murder that took place in the city dump!). I'm really hating H&I's "social distancing" promos.
  4. Not sure if this is the right topic, but I resent my astronomy shows on Science Channel being interrupted by commercials for TLC and Discovery Channel's trashy TV shows. 🤬 (Didn't one of the announce they were going to quit making freak shows?) Is Mara the bitchy one? I'm getting annoyed by the new ones with her disrupting her fellow Progressive employee online meetings. Ironically enough, I prefer the egg-in-a-cup produce that comes with egg. 🤷‍♂️
  5. Whoah! I did NOT expect that to happen! I did wonder why Morty's resets were accompanied by a blood-red miasma, however.
  6. The plot involving Principal Shepherd had its moments (the trope of not being able to hear anything someone says at a "social distancing" distance from them) but was disappointed by the resolution of Brian's lawsuit. I was seriously expecting something more damming than dog tricks, like his book.
  7. LOL! I haven't watched this show since Heather left. Wait, maybe I watched it once afterward but not to completion.
  8. Bwah ha ha! I totally forgot about Bella Roache and Lynn glueing junk to bracelets for her bix! Oh yes, the drink made from air conditioner condenser water! I swear, the way Lew the Perv and his friends used to constantly leer and oggle them... 😱
  9. Skylar appears to be holding a cup of coffee and Gretchen's looks like it came from that ep of the little rascals in which a m***** hid from the cops by disguising itself as a baby. 🤣
  10. Oh yeah, there's a word for what you described, but I'm drawing a blank.
  11. Not to sound shallow, but what happened to Kara? I do not recognize her!
  12. You forgot to include Gretchen and Slim Smiley. BTW, did you misspell Jeana's name? I thought they divorced some time ago. I'm not sure how to interpret Tamra's reaction to the news ob Simon, but knowing her, I'm leaning toward the worst one. Hey, there's a reason some of us called him "hot stern Daddy" on TVwoP! 😉 What was it Berta said on 2.5 Men when Alan returned to Charlie's? "Dammit, I let myself believe it was true!" I'm think something like "Traveling Con Show". California, conservative? They're not returning to normalcy any time soon. As far as Cut and her CBD businesses, I don't foresee either surviving. In fact, I didn't think Cut was doing well before the epidemic.
  13. You too, eh? Everything he said on the JaxCam (tm) raised red flags to me
  14. But successful businesswoman Lisa Vanderbucks's husband said they were the exception to the rule about most new restaurants not making any money in the first year! LOL
  15. I suspect FI Tom was using a different toothbrush as part of an elaborate prank but we never saw the reveal where he says "Ha ha! I fooled you!". I hope.
  16. I thought it had gone out of style. There's something swarthy and smarmy about Max a part of me finds appealing. I bet his reeks of Axe Body Spray, too. Am I mistaken, or was part of Schwartz's gerontophiliac fantasy about shaving successful business-cougar Lisa Vanderbuck's legs taking place with her sitting on a toilet before he realized how gross that sounded and tried to change it to sitting on the rim of a bathtub? I totally agree about successful businesswoman Lisa Vanderbucks' plans to open or add a biergarten. And removing one's wedding ring.
  17. I was tempted to watch it until I watched the YouTube promo and realized it was probably going to end up being a bunch of actors who had nothing to do with his shows telling us what they thought when watching them.
  18. Speaking of "fairytale wedding", I couldn't help but notice the throw pillow on the couch with "Mr & Mrs..." embroidered on it.
  19. Why is Brittany acting like she doesn't know why FI Tom is throwing his own pool party after repeating what he told her at work? Wait, I thought the whole losing team had to clean the other team's bathroom? Leave it to FI Tom to overdress for the occasion. I assume he had a stunt toothbrush in his mouth but they cut away too soon. Successful businesswoman Lisa Vanderbucks offers the Toms to invest in another restaurant or something. I'm not a successful businessman, but why would they have to make additional investments to enlarge Tom Tom? Is Schwartz a Gerontophiliac? Schwartzy, don't take me there! PLEASE! What the fuck is with the Jax-Cam? Addicted to "exercise", eh? Is Dana the friend of Arianna who included her ex-boyfriends into her comedy routine several seasons ago? Schemer couldn't see Dana's act because she was making another sex tape musicvid. Lala stirs the pudding by blabbing about what Dana told her, but TBH, I couldn't care less. Did anyone tell her you're not sppsd to mix animal prints? More gawddamn Jax-Cam footage! Is he overcompensating to cover up an affair? He's really laying it on thick! Montage of people arriving at FI Tom's party. Ahh, how sweet of Schwartz to bring his grandmother to the pool party!
  20. Rick and Morty escape a face-hugger planet, refusing to do a "9-11" but fine with doing a "Pearl Harbor" before they left. Heh.
  21. Meh. This ep reminded me of the time Peter told his family the Nativity story while trapped in the house by hurricane Flo. It had its moments, but "Harry Potter for stupid people" is redundant.
  22. Didn't Jax have to get a mastectomy caused by steroids? 🤔
  23. Sad to admit this, but I couldn't remember if there was a new ep on Friday. 🤔
  24. You're right. There was no footage from Billy's cam and whatever scared him was conveniently out of shot of the others. 🤔 I thought the alleged shots of the boy was what was sppsd to be "mind blowing". I am not going to dignify the usual lens flares/orbs.
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