Ubiquitous

Why is Chris Rock trying to impersonate a basketball player?

I despise that basic bitch as well. She reminds me of proud self-described CR/SR Lala from Vanderpump Rules. I do get a brief chuckle when it appears she is cropdusting those awestruck women in the store, tho. Am I missing something or watching a new version of the commercial? When I see it, they give her one Oreida french fry each time she eats a mouth of vegetable.

Last night's Screaming Room featured "Tinseltown Terror", in which Zak and the guys went to Hollywood in search for celebrity spirits at the Hollywood sign, the Legionnaires building, and a merry-go-round somewhere. I'm enjoying them watching and commenting on previous shows a lot more than their new ones. Oh yeah, we also learned that Zak loves stale popcorn and used to be a smoker.

Coming soon: Ghost Adventures: Quarantine! 😃 ETA: Apparently, Scoobie Douche will be filming a lockdown quarantine in his house museum. Bwah!

Ugh! Alice was the worst, especially when she did an obligatory singing or dance routine, which seemed to happen at least once a month. I think that happened around the time they got Paul McCartney and Linda, his wife, but only by agreeing to make Lisa a vegetarian. Oh gawd, Johnboy was a total Mary Sue. I never understood the appeal of the chars on Will & Grace. It got old real fast.

Don't even get me started on seeing all the little girls dressed up like Harlequin at comic book conventions! 😯 I think the appeal of Boba Fet was how little we saw of him. As for his death, I thought tripping and falling into what looked vaguely like a fanged vagina was ridiculous, not to mention that infantile bullshit ob him slowly dieing inside it for a millennia. 🙄

Unfortunately, this will not be one of them. 😕

TBH, I've never thought ob the lame emu limu.

New ep of the Screaming Room is on tonight.

Heh. Maybe they thought that happening on Shahs of Sunset was more than enough.

That's b/c Cedric (thanks for reminding me!) knows better than to bite the hand that feeds him.

Wait, I thought that was the same guy. He got the "front loaded mullet" haircut in the middle of tbis season, then a few eps later, either wet it down or the editors messed up with continuity.

I still get enraged thinking about Lost and all that went down, from the creator swearing there would be a logical real world explanation to them obviously changing things as soon as we realized they were in purgatory in the middle of the first season to their claims that it had been planned out in advance like B5 to them braying ob how clever they were to ARGH! 😡😡😡😡😡

Phew! I was beginning to think I had imagined hearing Jax say that! Wait, there's another Brett?

TWICE?!?! I must have missed that ep.

Sexy septuagenarian businesswoman Lisa Vanderbucks has always struck me as a third rate Joan Collins impersonator and an opportunist. When Billie was hired as one of the servers, I knew it was just a ploy for inclusive LGBT ally Lisa Vanderbucks to engage in moral exhibitionism about how awesome she was for hiring Billie during the obligatory gay pride festivities (was this the same year as the Pulse nightclub shooting, when she humblebragged about keeping a stiff upper lip and being open that day?). Speaking of which, wasn't there a storyline in the first season of RHoBH in which compassionate businesswoman Lisa Vanderbucks had taken in a hot young man with an Oliver Twist life story who turned out to be a swindler or something who had been stroking her ego?

I hated the Skype sessions (rehearsed?) being used to bookend the "lost footage" tonight. Also, the preview of the two-part(!) reunion gave me a headache.

Not many secrets were revealed tonight, but did I hear Jax tell Stassi he's been inhaling stuff? Just how many times has Brett had a make-over? His appearance kept changing! Is Britany pregnant or overdrinking or has an ulcer that is making her vomit every morning?

What what WHAAAT? 😱

Several years ago, that company was selling socks and knee braces with copper in them, claiming there were some health benefits. They're merely adopting their nonsense to modern times. Heh. I saw toothpaste containing hemp at the store. No idea why!

Don't people rinse their toothbrushes before they use them? Of course, I'm not sure why LaLa was being so picky about what she puts in her mouth.

Oh no, is that Chewy commercial with the stupid woman who didn't get pet supplies b4 she got her puppy back in circulation again?

We all agree that Britney's shirt was hideous, but what the fuck was LaLa wearing? Where does that SR find these things?

Perhaps she's a hand or foot model?

Hokey smokes! The end-of-the-season photoshoot is back! Schemer is desperately trying to remain relevant. Schemer is desperately trying to become relevant. Does the spa where FI Tom and Arianna spent the day perform chiropracty on the side? Any place that claims to be able to push Arianna's thigh fat into her butt must do that , too. Was Jax having a nervous breakdown or attempting to set up the next season? Did the whole tired Danya, Brett, and Max thing get resolved? I think I zoned out.