Ubiquitous

I initially misread that name as LaLa and almost rolled my eyes too hard.

I wouldn't trust him to take care of my plants while I was away, not to mention something exotic like an iguana. He seems nice enough, but never matured.

Pre-Need Sale. It's what they call those funeral plans made before you have died.

The excitement fir the softball game builds.. or not. I'm not sure, but getting porno shop socks for the game sounds like something HR needs to know about. Jebus, FI Tom certainly puts 100% into everything he does. Wait, DJ Muppet Baby doesn't work at either SUR or TomTom! Dayna is playing against Max! Ariana is not playing for her team, either! I declare "Shenanigans"! Why are Dayna and Brett are still talking about Max? While Stassi and Beau window shop for a mauselium, I remember they call them "monuments" and how they handle PNS in CA. Dammit, I was so hoping someone had swiped the ring. After Beau's trickery is revealed, they goto romantic businesswoman Lisa Vanderbuck's house for a party. She's cooking for the party? Call me skeptical. Boochie? Jelly? Hate those expressions and they make no sense. Once again, LaLa is gross. We discover Kristen wasn't invited but there was a place setting for her that haunted Katie. Lala calls Kristen to stir the pudding. I bet she was involved with convincing Caret to text Beau, too. Before heading to commercial, they warn us that Stassi's obnoxious little brother, Nikolas, will make an appearance to hand out sage advice and Schemer looks desperate. The guests arrive for the party. Who the hell are these people? Wait, the gang actually believed Shwartz had made a sumptious seven-course dinner for them at successfull restauranteur Lisa Vanderbuck's place? Really?? Romantic busineswoman Lisa Vanderbucks tells us she arranged for Stassi's family to wait in the wings at the party. How did no one notice the camera crew with them? TBH, their attendence should be a given. Ouch! Snarky matron Lisa Vanderbucks made a backhanded compliment. Wait, where is Beau's family? Meanwhile, people are busy forwarding Carter's text to Beau amongst themselves, not that it's any of their beeswax. Meanwhile, Nikolas laddles out his own producer-fed brand of precosious wisdom. Shut up, Nikolas. I could have sworn he already made his seasonal obligatory appearance. Britanny says she's jealous that Stassi had a party there. Better luck next time! Hey, maybe you can claim you lost the marriage certificate? Oh crap, what have I done? Meanwile, at SUR... the girl who claims to have never eaten pasta claims she almost ate some by accident at Olive Garden. Say what? Shut up pasta-girl! Dayna starts talking about Max AGAIN. Shut up, Dayna. You are so totally into Max. Lots of sexual single entendres are said. ... the next morning, despite her earlier protestations, Stassi has become a brizezilla. Yeah, Beau, you are in it now. Jax knows grass *snicker* The softball game... crap, is it going to continue into next week? Naturally, Lisa Vanderbucks joins in the "fun". Katie's just here for the food. Brett, you do not need to impres Lisa Vanderbucks. After the game, Ariana shows us she's KNOWS comedy by accidentally hitting herself in the face with her bat. Next week; yada yada yada

You know what's sad? I couldn't care less about Stassi's proposal, but it's the only thing cared about in the teaser for this week's ep.

I hand-waved it as TPTB decided calling themselves "Jake" sounded better than "Operator #..." in the phone help desk. If memory serves, Milton Burle is in that musicvid b/c one of the band members is his nephew. Oh, crap, I think I've been under quarantine too long b/c I'm finding him attractive.

Holy "vicious rectal swans"!!! I thought they always lived in "Villa Vicious Rectal Swans", or least before becoming a "Bravolebrity".

I don't recall Lisa Vanderbucks being this willing to give the benefit of the doubt to Jax and Britany's first choice of pastor for their wedding... If memory serves, it was all based on a single statement of his.

This ep reminded me of the one in which Brian did mushrooms during Hurricane Flo.

Sweet Dee did that on It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia.

More likely, it will be one quarter at a time.

Does Lisa Vanderbucks have some sort of fetish for putting clothes on dogs?

I'll have to watch again, when I get the time to spare (heh), but I thought Nema's mother was in a hurry when she left. I forgot about the new ep this evening, so I'll have to watch it in its entirely later, however, I may have injured my eyes at hearing about Paulina's "birthday tradition". The only traditional things about that game is that it invariably leads to hurt feelings at some point.

This week, Scooby Douche investigated an old building in Salt Lake City in which paranormal activity increased after the owner discovered someone had broken into the building and conducted a winter ritual of some sort. Meh.

I think Taffer once explained that people buy more drinks if they are sweet, or maybe you can get away with skimping on the booze. On a related note, the stay home and social isolation going on suddenly reminded me Taffer's stupid idea he kept bragging about that involved making narrow bottlenecks and forcing people to get super close. What was it called? I want to say "buttplug", but I'm pretty sure that's something else. 😀

KFC's next "Colonel Sanders" announced?

Just like Lost, where none of it mattered at the end. I was going to elaborate on what I wrote two months after the finally but TBH, I don't care. The biggest deal-breaker for me was what happened with Dr. Manhattan was ridiculous and when Lady Treiu's tower that was designed to withstand tornados, earthquakes, and hurricanes and last for a thousands years was destroyed by some frozen shrimp.

How about "Villa Swan Poop" or "Villa Vicious Rectal Swans"? (The latter name may be familiar to any shrikes watching this show) I'd call Schemer a stealth bitch but she lacks the intelligence to do it correctly. I swear I could see little clouds of dust and rust exiting her ears when her plan failed and Dayna knew something was up when she overheard them talking outside her apartment. I assume Schemer did the things with her eggs because she somehow understands that she's getting too old to be a Hollywood person's trophy wife.

Dad called during this ep so I'll have to watch it again later, but I couldn't help but notice that Kristen was doing all the work for their B^Witches o Weho wine party, yet Stassi and Katie were bitcing to each other about their business venture was soooo much work! Schemer trying to arrange the pyschic reading was shady.

Bwah! Maybe one of them was a mac and cheese burger?

They don't. That commercial tickles me pink when he says "... and I feel GREAT!" and makes the most feeble leap into the air I have ever seen. Circling back to those pandemic commercials, I am distracted by wondering if the parts taken at their homes were really done with a webcam.

And we LIKED it! </Dana Carvey> No, I never have menstrated. 😀 I just never heard about different sizes in commercials before.

Timely or coincidence? I cannot decide! Of course, Brian is that guy who returns things to the store without a box or receipt (and got it from a previous return/exchange...). So, if I am self-employed, can I report myself for sexual harassment?

Did anyone get the feeling there was more to Nema's story, like maybe his mother fled with him and was unable to bring his sister with them?

It's my experience that restaurants who only deal with cash are in serious trouble and cannot afford the transaction fees for credit card processing.