Ubiquitous

I had to make an emergency appointment with my ophthalmologist for this morning after all the pearl-clutching and moral exhibitionism I witnessed in this ep.

Oh yeah, did Raquel steal that dress she's wearing in her talking head interviews from the original Star Trek costume set?

I remember she was in the Poltergeist spoof, but not sure if anywhere else.

I watched this ep while waiting for Duncantown, which turned out to be a mistake, I noticed that none of these horrible people have changed. MJ is a terrible dresser, Mike is a flosser and a get-rich-quick schemer, Reza is a selfish, and I had no idea who the others were.

Speaking Guy Le Douche, I noticed some sort of celebrity basketball game on TV with him labelled being one of the coaches. Um, what? Ever stranger, his label described him as "Mayor of Flavortown". What the fuckity fuck? Is this a new self-appellation of his? 🙄

I assume that exactly what happened! LOL If that's the case, Hallmark might be too cheap to supply snacks and beverages for their events.

This might be a dumb meta question, but why all the moral outrage over Brittany's "homophobic" minister now? Everyone has know about this for several years, right?

Meh. I was suspicious of George Townsend from the beginning and knew Brian lying about having read his books would come back and bite him. I was hoping Brian's heroic act would be revealed as a fraud and hilarity would ensue.

Decades now plays eps at 11:00 PM

I see what you did there, Bravo!

Yeah, right, like that actress from Full House will be attending the Oscars with a pouch of tuna in her purse in case she gets hungry.

ONLY ten? I have a handful of savings binds I bought in the early 1990's that I never redeemed b/c the interest rate didn't decrease. I'm probably going to be forced to redeem them soon, once they stop accruing value. Why does the man telling the Geico gecko to change the flyer design to "pump the brakes"? Shouldn't he tell him to "stop the presses" or "put on the brakes"?

Last night's Screaming Room featured their investigation of the Enchanted Forest amusement park. This was silly, even for this show!

I will not admit to recognize the people that I did in that Sabra Hummus commercial. Speaking of which, I keep seeing the Gorga woman shilling for some box of the month club.

If she does, I hope she's not surprised when she gets a nasty text message in the middle of the night from FI Tom. I don't know, but I couldn't help but notice he needed a towel to get that sweat and grease off him. BWAH! I had totally forgotten about that nonsense!

Wasn't there a Three Stooges ep or several about that?

Yeah, it's a stupid commercial. Speaking of which, there's a new one with a caricaturist with a surprise ending you can coming from a mile away.

I can only assume her audience were totally shitfaced or heckling her. BTW, wasn't Schemer sppsd to be working instead of caterwauling and rubbing her privates on that cop's face? I believe Schemer said something like "... and I was totally like, what's this new bitch think she's doing, moving in on my territory like that?".

There's a commercial for Facebook Groups (WHY?! 🤷‍♂️) which features students leaving the middle of a lecture while playing their kazoos. I'm not sure where to begin...

Yeah, that was sad and pathetic. I wonder if she'll get fired next week after meeting strict businesswoman Lisa Vanderbucks next week? I don't want to say too much about Ariana's claim that she suffers from depression because I have days where I can barely make myself leave my house, but I don't see how getting a part-time job is going to help you get out of bed on a bad day. Heh. TBH, I was surprised their social media flame war was mentioned! I think Danyia should be thankful that Schemer took her place. Was it she who was wearing that gross fishnet over a two-piece bikini at work?

Since they gave Reza his own show, I'd say the answer is "no".

Speaking of the "knee dance", there's this commercial for vitamins, I think, featuring this stocky guy taking the product and then doing a walking dance on the treadmill. It's bad enough he's doing a treadmill dance, but I swear it looks like his head was morphed onto someone else's body because it looks so freaking weird and fake! I don't mind it too much, since they changed the ending slightly.

One of the microphones belonged to Telemundo. Yeah, it was stupid.

It's been awhile since I attended a Pride festival, but when did it turn into a circus show? So Arianna is bi-depressed, eh? I wondered why she was telling amazing businesswoman Lisa Vanderbucks about it. I felt embarrassed for the Toms' pride outfits. DJ Muppet Baby was totally drunk and Lisa Vanderbucks knew it. I was tired of Schemer's shenanigans by the end of the first ep this season, so I really didn't care enough to laugh at her weak denials at not liking Daria b/c Maxx liked her better, but I did enjoy Daria asking if Schemer were 34 or 16 years old. Ouch! Why do I suspect that TPTB told people they weren't on the schedule, resulting in them being short-handed? Now that I think about, there is no way they could operate with one bartender, one host, and one server. Well, I'm glad we got the obligatory pride festivities and inclusive philanthropist Lisa Vanderbucks patting herself on the back out of the way.

One should never use the word "blob" with food. It's sounds very unappetizing.