Ubiquitous

Crap. That douchebag from the Chevy commercials is back in a new one in which he asks children (in a homage or rippoff of Kids Say the Dumbest Things?) how the safety features work, followed by blank stares and shrugs. Well, I guess we're lucky they didn't give any "cute" explanations... TBH, I figured someone would think getting MM to declare a boycott would be a great publicity stunt.

BWAH! I had forgotten to mention that! Schemer really is a vapid narcist. It's called "twerking", and I thought it had run its course some years ago. Arianna is serious about comedy.

As much as Lala claims to be "hood" and "gangsta", I was expecting a better reply to that nasty tweet about her than "You're jus' jealous!". I thought Flat Iron Tom's apology was sufficient, but then he kept yapping... I was too distracted by her labia-lips pink lipstick to notice. Maybe it's me, but those strippers looked kinda low-rent.

Well, that was not what I was expecting to cause Brittany's meltdown! I swear to gawd I yelped thrice this week: Abruptly cutting to Katie looking like Chaka Kahn in her talking head interview Realizing that the Lifesize Barbie Real Doll at the table was Lala The camera moving over to the hag at the table that was revealed to be Jax's sister. Meanwhile, super sleuth Lisa Vanderbucks is on the case, tracking down what really happened at Stassi's book signing. Back in Miami, the participants keep bringing it up several times. Bored now!

I initially mistook it for a new Pelenton commercial! 😃

Isn't she in the minority of customers looking for a negative response? Wait, is that really from David Lynch? I'd expect something like this:

Yesterday, there was an ep of "World's Dumbest Inventions", complete with bizarre commercials. I am not sure if they were ever played on TV, but the one with a visual of a sped-up pet pissing everywhere rang a bell. I remember when "part of a complete breakfast" included eggs, bacon, coffee, and a pack of cigarettes! That reminds me of "The Meanest Man in the World!" Commercial, in which the titular character, among other things, kicked out the crutches from little Timmy.

I'm still waiting for a pregnancy test commercial with a relieved unmarried girl discovering she's not pregnant.

Thanks! Glad you enjoy the nicknames. I don't remember anything specific about their costumes, err, uniforms before now, but that does ring a bell. Now that you mention it, didn't he react or almost say something but catch himself in time?

Good point!

Unless you use a trained cat instead of your own, I wouldn't expect it to turn out any differently.

That does ring a bell... remember the time Slade and Jo tried to "accidentally" bump into some tacky rich dude and wife who put gems (probably fake) on their car hubcaps and riding horses so Slade could do business with him?

Speaking of obnoxious, I had forgotten about Stassi's younger brother who they try to make into some font of wisdom. Is he still making an appearance once a season?

Good point! She did act like she thought it up all on her own, didn't she? 😃 I find that hard to believe.

I hate to take the side of that moron who claims to have never eaten pasta, but I remember my PT and nutritionist telling me that fruits and vegetables, not whole grains (pasta), should be the base of the food pyramid and it's partially why we're getting fatter. Didn't Sandoval say something about bartending at SUR or finding himself getting behind the bar whenever he visited? Having her hair pulled tightly in a ponytail n top of her head, a la Madonna during her pyramidal bra stage isn't doing Schemer any favours, either.

Did I infer correctly that the reason the new staff were having trouble with their training was b/c Schemer failed to give them successful businesswoman Lisa Vanderbuck's official pink book of rules? Perhaps I am mistaken, but I think undergarments come in other colors than white. TBH, I'm not convinced that Stassi's book show at TomTom wasn't something TPTB made them do.

I cannot take either side in this week's argument dramatics. Stassi didn't need to respond to FI Tom (or at least not with yelling and pointing her finger in his face) and FI Tom shouldn't have texted those nasty things to her and shouldn't have gone to the event to confront her. You could tell he and Arianna were itching to fight when they arrived. But (heh) that's how they get bigger tips! LOL I wonder how pentagram wearer Lisa Vanderbucks felt about what they had to say? Clari's (?) claim of never eaten pasta before was total bullshit. but I was disappointed they didn't randomly throw in a clip of DJ Muppet Baby's pasta rant. How does she afford that on a waitress salary? Apple Watches cost about $1K, right?

Wow, Lala looks like the proverbial wet saddle in the opening credits! Fuck, I had forgotten about this show foisting Nicholas, Stassi's wise old younger brother on us at least once a season. Just stop it! What was the deal with her mother? I missed last season so I assume there's more to what she told us about her. Why is Schemer telling successful businesswoman Lisa Vandbucks, who is wearing a pentagram, about her private affairs with Brett? It just confirms his claims about you being desperate for a man. Speaking of desperate and stalker-like, love how she showed up with the guys hanging out and shooting the breeze in order to have a heart to heart with Maxx. Schemer then proceeds to act like a stalker and repeats the same things we heard about that perfect bf of hers who could install flat screen TVs in less than two minutes. Stassi gets a nasty text message from FI Tom, presumably b/c he felt excluded from her plans to sell her books she bought at Books-A-Million at "his bar", or maybe at the producers' request. Meanwhile, Schemer and some other girls decide they're going to make their SUR "uniforms" more slutty, sharing all sorts of things I did not want to know. Does Danica taking money from Brett and then having sex with him make her a hooker, and why is talking about his long talk with Schemer (who ignored him) as if it didn't happen last week? Later, at Statssi's "book signing", we discover Schwartz fucked up and didn't get bartenders lined up so they had to get some third stringers, including Mongo the moron. "Mongo make drinks!" Did I hear Schwartz claim he could have bartended? Oh, really? Oh crap, Nicolas is there! I guess he's going to hear about her losing her virginity after all.. OK, I really don't care about FI Tom's hissy fit and them all standing in a circle clucking and squawking, but I thought the quick cut-away of Kristen innocently sipping her drink while trying to eavesdrop was funny. Naturally, successful businesswoman Lisa Vanderbucks has to get involved the next day. Schemer sucks as a trainer, BTW.

That man in the Trojanman commercials is so gross looking! I always feel like I have to take a shower after watching them. Are they going to be turned into zombies?

Yes, but not sure which. I see why Jay (?) got divorced. Am I the only who was amused at Dildo Baggins trying to choke himself?

I always thought Brittany's southern farm girl act was just an act. If memory serves, she flew to Vegas to meet Jax and claimed to have never seen this show.

That's b/c she's in new ones hawking buffalo chicken in a pouch. Yuck.

I imagine, if properly made, it would be reminiscent of some sort of a chicken sheppard's pie, but not the way it appears in the commercials. And that means Shamrock Shakes are coming soon!

I think this has been discussed before, but it's basically a café with ATMs on one side. I have no clue why this is so revolutionary or future-forward. Just to be clear, the child taco bowl claims to be a vegan. AFAIK, Old El Paso does not offer "vegan taco shells". I think this ad campaign is one that looks better on paper than after execution.

I cannot help but wonder why Josh was attacked. Did he piss someone off or did someone want to make a name for himself by killing the son of a former RHoOC? Not to be pedantic, but the term "fake engagement ring" is ambiguous to me. I thought Jo meant the gem turned out to be fake (which would have been funny as hell) or it was a ring for a fake engagement for the show, but what she described was a ring with a setting to be filled at a future date.