Ubiquitous

This was an interesting "make Brian suffer" ep, but I thought Stewie destroyed his time machine and was unable to rebuild it when Brian died.

Oh, crap!

That's what I thought about her product. Kinda gross but it works. I don't know why, but I kinda hate the woman with the long straight blond hair for that reason (I think she claims to pay for her family's vacation).

I have observed that Wendy's chicken breakfast sandwich reminds me of chicken and waffles, but I'm not sure if it's the croissant or biscuit sandwich. I've ordered the former but it looks more like the latter. I saw one in which a carful of women and a man who might be related are riffing the way they pronounce "chocolate". I kinda miss the two guys now.

But isn't that what those adult diapers are for? I wondered about that as well, but that commercial is so annoying that I ignore it now. I think I have the same reaction to the Progressive commercials with the sign spinner. I am so used to ignoring them IRL that I automatically do it for those commercials! Hmm, wonder how he feels about four-ways?

Am I the only one who thought Dayna dipping Brett's necklace in the toilet and litter box was gross and immature (more of the latter)? The impression I got was that everyone was tired of Kristen's wild mood swings WRT her relationship status with him. It sounded like she wildly fluctuated between him being the perfect boyfriend and him being worse than Jax. Why did Jax have his father's ashes delivered to him? Is he planning on using it as an alternative to rice? No doubt after getting drunk instead of attending AA meetings. I thought Stassi's issue was with Kristen being drunk off her arse and practically falling out of her robe because she was too drunk to put it on right.

Holy crap, they STILL haven't gotten married yet? And we still have a couple eps to go? I rolled my eyes REAL hard when the reception turned into a murder mystery thing. I don't know why, but I think I'd be royally annoyed about it. Brit and Jax need to get their dog house trained or something. I'm sure a classy place like Kentucky Kastle was just thrilled to have to clean up after that mutt. What was going on with Danya and Brett? Was she jealous about not getting one of those gay Tom Tom tshirts? That's what she seemed most upset about. I'm getting tired of all this Kristen drama. Is she miserable or happy with Carter? Why haven't her friends told her it annoys them instead of beating around the bushes. Wasn't she in therapy at some point? Oh gawd, ANOTHER day before the wedding so they can sober up? These nuptials are interminable. Has anyone explained to Brittney that mermaids do not live in castles? What is it with these girls twerking? Yuck. Wow, successful businesswoman Lisa Vanderbucks was able to attend after all! I was totally not surprised by that!

I think it was suicide.

I am shocked this ep's title isn't The Last Temptation of Jax!

I used to feel sorry for Adam, but at this point, I think he deserves it.

Is it wrong to have laughed at the fake Nike commercial?

TBH, I never knew they're comedians, but I did notice their absence.

Remember that obnoxious commercial with women trimming their bushes? Well. There's a male version for a shaver called "Lawnmower " that's just as obnoxious. I've asked before, but don't those awards events like that one she's attending usually serve refreshments?

This week, Dildo Baggins investigated a castle in Cleveland. I guess my workout earlier took more out of me than I thought, b/c I have no recollection of what happened.

BWAH! That's a name I haven't heard for a very long time! LaLa was wearing a white polka dot dress? I thought it was a white fishnet material!

As someone earlier said, the Versailles is the town near Kentucky Kastle and I am not surprised it is mispronounced. If they were waiting for Rand, then why'd they make LaLa rehearse with Kristen? I'm no etiquette expert, but I assume it's to make sure no one upstages the bride or confuses you for the bride.

Apparently, The Shat has a new season of The UneXplained playing on the History channel and the first ep was about Oak Island, which just happens to be the subject of a candid reality show on the same network. 🙄 Anyhow, I thought it was plausible that the treasure exists, until they seriously considered the possibility that the Knights Templar had hidden the Ark of the Covenant and the Holy Grail there... 🙄🙄🙄

As if E*Trade's wealth envy ad campaign wasn't bad enough, they now are trying to make me jealous of wealthy dogs. 😬

Boo! Hiss!

I'm surprised it's still on, TBH.

So, it's not about them getting high together?

That reminds me of the time I got something to drink at Earth Fare, (I think was soda?) and noticed the can had these ridiculous announcements printed on it, like "no GMO", "gluten free", etc. stuff one should never expect to find. It's not milk, it's "melk". See "krab" and "bef". 😀 I hate that commercial too. Am I the last person to realize Fiji Water probably doesn't come from the Fiji Islands? Is that you, Jessica? 😉

I watched a couple times, but to be honest, it seems familiar to me yet I always forget what happened.

1-800-T-SANDY. BWAH-HA-HA! good one! I'm already tired of Jax and Brittany's never-ending nuptials, but Kentucky Kastle looked like a cool place to stay. Damn, just how much are these people spending this season? Did Lala really not know that only the bride is sppsd to wear white at a wedding? Is Carter attending the wedding or not? He wasn't allowed to stay at Kentucky Kastle but they had to find a substitute at the rehearsal. Why didn't they wait for him if he's attending? I swear to gawd, I am startled every time Katie appears in a talking head looking like Jaba the Hut wearing a green tank top and a mop on her head. Flat Iron Tom was reinvited to be a groomsman but not allowed to stand next to Jax. Schemer continues to prove she isn't boy-crazy by proverbially poisoning the well of Dayna and Brett's relationship. Why is grieving businesswoman Lisa Vanderbucks still in town? Brittany: I'M getting married! Jax: so am I... When Raquel began to tell Dayna and Danica what DJ Muppet Baby had done to her after she drank too much, I was expecting to hear she had been raped. I'm finding it harder to feel sorry for Raquel because she's still hanging around DJ Muppet Baby. Who was the douchebag at Arianna's birthday party with the weird facial hair? He reminded me of the douchebag on a competitive reality tattoo show Joel McHale mocked as having a "vagina face" on The Soup. Lance Bass presiding over Jax and Brittany's wedding is such a total farce. I couldn't help but notice the wedding planner was also gay. I wonder if he replaced a previous one? RIP, Daugh.

I have no idea either but assumed it's a book containing photographs of Reza (just him, no one else). I believe the term is "flossing".