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But they were naked! Were they engaged in foreplay?

This commercial for removing pee stains from carpets is so confusing! It begins with two dogs on a couch wearing clothes telling us about the time they peed on the carpet while playing, cutting to them ticking each other while naked! 😮 It then cuts to this human woman cleaning the carpet with the product, so what's going on here?

That reminds me; where did they get Daug? It looked like they got it from a random guy off the street.

Isn't there native grasses they could use, or at least cover the yard with gravel? A yard of bare earth looks terrible.

I am so tired of this Reza and MJ feud. I don't particularly like either party and both of them are in the wrong. I'm not to surprised about Comb Over Tommy going over to Reza's "yard" (why is there no grass? It's bare dirt with some potted cacti!) and breaking a couple things. As someone else has said, I'd at least wear a disguise for plausible deniability! Reza and Adam made a surprise appearance in Vegas after saying they couldn't join them b/c Reza was taking Adam to Hawai'i'! I call bullshit on that. I think they realized that was a strategic mistake and cut that vacation short for damage control, possibly after Reza reamed Adam in private. The fiasco that was Destiney's halftime show(?) at the little league MMA fight reminded me of the O.C. Angels shilling Pervey Lou's air conditioner condensation water for some reason. She was either too drunk or too hung-over to perform her duties, and then the dancers came out too early and stumbled thru their routine. Has Vida truly changed her ways, or was this part of some sort of redemption story? I remember her being a very nasty person and to be honest, fail to see how she worked at a department store cosmetics counter for 20 years. Sorry, something does not compute. Did anyone else find it weird to see everyone hugging and congregating in public while this Wuhan Flu mess is going on? I sure miss eating out.

I thought she said "incontinent" when I first heard that. It really grabbed my attention.

Yeah, LM tried to do a "The Birds" thing with them at the end.

I got tired of then hysterics (I see where Aaron gets it) and bailed within the first 30 minutes.

Too bad she crumbles and runs home crying to her mother whenever she's called a "slut".

There's a new annoying Liberty Mutual commercial making the rounds with a man aware he's in their newest commercial. Blah. Oh, no, they saved them in a small pail and washed them when it got full.

Thanks! "Copypasta" is a relatively old Internet term I learned when I recently discovered Creepypasta. I thought I was the last person on Earth to know that. ha ha Is that who said that? I keep forgetting Charli exists; in fact I keep thinking it was Raquel who claimed to have never eaten pasta before.

I didn't quite catch it, but was Katie's main criticism that Kristen copypastas inspirational sayings from Etsy for her tshirts? Whatever happened to Katie's "Fat and Frumpy" (or was it "Dumpy and Dour"?) fashion blog website? How did I forget about that? Heelarious!

I was thinking Rhoda Morgenstern.

I think she needs to spend less time listening to gossip from her coworkers or least let Max try to explain himself.

I'm still not sure I get it b/c I don't think it means EXTRAordinary, at least as a positive value. I may be entering the grassy knoll territory here, but I think Daug killed himself.

Katie always reminds me of Chaka Khan in her talking head interviews:

I didn't realize just how many people were in the opening credits now until after I watched some season two eps earlier today. They cut them so short to fit them in that I have to pay attention to who's in them, but I was amused by whatever the hell LaLa was wearing that looked like paper towel cores and Sheena trying to copy that sexy spin around move with a tray of drinkd that someone else used to do much better.

I almost felt embarrassed for them at Daug's funeral. What a spectacle, and I meant the bad type. I thought it was a tea set, but I only saw the kettle/pot. I suspect the main reason for them meeting grieving daughter Lisa Vanderbucks was so she could prattle on about her mother's funeral. Did she say she missed it? It never occurred to me that Logan's party was before DJ Muppet Baby's first AA meeting. Surely, LaLa would know that?

Some days, I wonder about Schwartz... I hope Jax realized that the people who gave him those wedding gifts were probably watching this show, particularly his reaction to the dish towels. Why didn't Max tell Danica he 86's her from TomTom was because she was spreading rumors to Dayna? LaLa and Raquel reconciling was precious (OK, it was funny when the latter said "It's one thing to question my character, but to question my intelligence?") but I knew it wasn't going to last. Sure enough, it almost didn't make it past the scene at canine philanthropist Lisa Vanderbark's dog store. Once again, I'm not sure why LaLa told her DJ Muppet Baby's gay friend told her he was a party drinking with him without showing the video he claimed he took. For that matter, why does DJ Muppet baby's gay friend keep showing up? I don't know if it's the way it normally looks, but the place Flat-Iron Tom's "EXTRA" party looked funky and fun. I wish they had more people explain what they were going as, tho.

It's kind of funny, but I was planning on replacing my 2012 Ford Focus this year before the automatic manual transmission breaks. Heh. That reminds me of at least one ep of "World's Biggest Cheapskates ", in which cheapskate not only used rags instead of tp (how the hell is that cheaper?), they refused to flush the toilets! 🤢 Is that a bad thing? 😀

Late to the party, heh heh, but you all pretty much covered everything. I did find it revealing how Adam acted like a little bitch when he lashed out at MJ. This is the first time I saw Destiny for any length of time and rolled my eyes about her stupid wig fetish. Really? It's the wig making you act like a low-class bitch? I hate when people do that shit.

So Decades still exists? The station playing it in north Florida switched to "Charge!", which sucks, but their site says they're "coming soon", but I'm not sure when it was last updated. ISo Decades still exists? The station playing it in north Florida switched to "Charge!", which sucks, but their site says they're "coming soon", but I'm not sure when it was last updated. I've also read that Decades was phased out or ceased to exist.

This week, Scooby Douche and the gang investigated a family haunted by demons or something, I didn't care enough to pay attention. It seemed pretty obvious her problems were mental, probably related to her previous bf (husband?) who killed himself in front of her (with a gun?) and kept his ashes and stuff in a box in her closet. I had to laugh when Zak pulled the box out and immediately started coughing and gagging and blamed it on the ghost or demon or something. No, Zak, it was the dust triggering your asthma; the same thing happened to me when I helped my parents pack for a move last year. I am pretty sure you wore a air mask filter on other eps.

Fuck! I didn't realize the wedding ep was going to be extra long, as if these nuptials haven't gone on long enough! ETA: Darn you, Bravo! I had totally forgotten about how you like to include the "Watch What Happens!" which follows it as part of the show!

My stepmom uses Nutrisystem and gets meals about the size of a deck of playing cards. Yeah, I see why these people are losing weight.