Ubiquitous

Was the three photos of what they claimed to be a phantom little boy bouncing a red ball sppsd to be it? I was definitely underwhelmed. Also, the voices they claimed to have recorded sounded less like what they claimed than usual.

I really need to find something better to watch non Thursday nights...

Yes, I am!

"Cum gutters" makes much more sense than what I thought Morty said.💡 Am I having a senior moment, but was Story Train an allusion go Snowpiercer? 🤔

That's what I totally thought, but I think he felt that way before it was over.

Like a rock dropped into a pond, rippling outward.

Night at Madame Tussauds?

They've begun loosening the restrictions in Florida this week, but we're still keeping our distance and seating fewer people than normal.

Unless I zoned out last night, i think you meant Schemer.

Was this the same story from the movie? One of the reasons I was bored by the first story was that it seemed like a re-telling of it.

They have the cameramen to keep them company.

This ep was a snoozer, plus I went out for dinner earlier, so I wasn't really paying attention (mm, margaritas!). TBH, my notes don't make whole lot of sense, either, so bear with me, please. Shut up, Schemer. Yeah, right, your new song is NOTHING like "Good as Gold" and is going to be a musical opus for the ages. Meanwhile, Jax and Flat Iron Tom go to some sort of sneaker laundrymat. Jax tries to impress the young man behind the counter but he doesn't cooperate, topped off by his credit card being declined. FI Tom plays a psychologist on TV for a bit. Shut up, Britney. It's only a driveway. Schemer runs around showing everyone awkward footage from the sex tape music video she and Brett made. What the hell happened to his hair? Did he buy some hair products from Peter Brady? Meanwhile, LaLa the cum receptacle pretends to work at animal lover Lisa Vanderbuck's dog shop and tells her that the gang is going to spend the day cleaning up the beach. Oddly, Lisa Vanderbucks doesn't invite herself this time. Later, we get to watch exciting footage of the gang spending the day cleaning up trash on the beach. Hey! Mrs Roper joined them! Poor Brett! He is never going to live doing this "music video" down! Pipe laying? I don't think that's what that expression means, Brett. Jax whines via text about them cleaning up the beach for some reason. Shwartz's solution? Delete them, unread, as they cascade onto his smarty-phone. Kristen talks abut some weird project of her own. Jax is still texting everyone. OMG just start making out already, Max and Brett! Also, quit telling everyone about how you're so over Max, Danya. Meanwhile, Lisa Vanderbucks has some motherly interaction with DJ Muppet Baby and stumps Raquel with some stupid rhetorical question about the Pope. For the record, Lisa Vanderbucks, the correct expression is "Is the Pope Catholic?". Max is like "Oh Crap, she's here!". GROSS! Shut up, Katie! Max and Dayna step outside for yet another talk about their nonexistent relationship while Schemer tries to get people to watch her sex tape music video. OMG! What the fuck just happened when Brett smacked her ass, causing her to ripple? Was that a mean editor's decision to show that? Later, while the gang pretends to shop at Kristen's "pop up shop", Jax aplogizes for the angry texting, calling it "an episode" caused by weed and Adderall abuse. Shut up, Schemer. Wait, is Kristen's popup show in an alley behind a bar?

The first one bored and confused me, but the second one with the little girl's dollhouse kept me glued to my seat.

Was it they who did a short-lived Glasses Illuminati campaign? I briefly thought it could be related to that but it didn't make sense, either. Beefcake! BEEFCAAAAAAAAAAAKE!!!!!! I find myself wondering what a Motaur with a motorcycle top would look like.

Scott's the worst brand out there, but if you can't get the tubeless rolls, the cores can be recycled and are great for storing power cords in your junk drawer. Oh yeah, I am hating the Month of Mayberry promos.

That explaination for "Bamboozled" does ring a bell, but dammit, I don't want to look it up! BWAH! Am I imagining things, or does Vida not seem as nasty as she used to be now that she's a grandmother?

I need to watch this one again...

I assumed it was something from a season I missed or they were merely trying to make it a thin or giving someone's business a plug. Didn't Tommy say what happened on the show? I think he said he spent all his resources on MJ and decided he liked being stay-at-home.

They should have made it his middle name.

Not a whole lot interesting happened this week, but I thought they said they ended their grievances in HI after performing that "birthday ritual"? I must have missed this, but why does MJ and Tommy's baby have that horrible name? I never knew about "sip and see" parties until one of the housewife shows on Bravo had one. I guess we're lucky MJ didn't insist on a "push party" too. I'm really starting to despise Destiney; must she always show up wearing a ridiculous costume to their get-togethers? Speaking of which, I suddenly realized that loser Sam looks like an Eminem poseur. Meanwhile, Mike managed to spend a lot of money to make his later father's medal(?) into a cheap and gaudy medallion. I'm sure his parents were horrified. They didnt believe him when he tried to bluff that he was handling that tenement just fine. I am beyond tired of the "Naked Jenga" thing still being danced around and no one addressing Adam starting it.

This one confuses me. It starts with a strangely dressed man with fake at an eye glass stored mincing about not being able to take it anymore and announcing he's Mocula and I have no idea what's going on or why we should care.

Dildo wonders why there are so many boat accidents near the bridge. I'm guessing it's b/c there are a lot drunk people there, if what I've seen on RHoOC is correct.

There's a new commercial for manic-depressive medication in which the sufferer finds himself on something like the Disney Safari ride slowly drifting past exhibits of himself. This symbolism makes little sense compared to the previous one with a roller coaster imagery!

This week, Dildo Baggins investigates London Bridge, which is now in AZ. I have never heard stories ob it being haunted before!

Cameoes? Broaches with face on them.