Ubiquitous

Frankly, I thought this ridiculous fascination with the Mob ended about a decade ago. I have no interest in watching this show but I saw an article about VH1 suing MTV for ripping off their Mafia hidden reality show. https://pagesix.com/2020/04/16/mob-wives-owners-sue-mtv-over-families-of-the-mafia-docuseries/

Thanks for reminding me of that repressed memory. OK, I did find the surf instructor's reaction to MJ bragging about her too-small thong amusing... They're flossing.

I totally missed the trip was sppsd to be for Mike and Paulina, but yeah, she shouldn't have been surprised it became a group trip with Mike's castmates. Yeah, I noticed their scenes together don't exactly exude warmth. I'm still convinced they both screw around with other people and, as Reza said it himself last week, Reza is upset that this makes him look bad. I never really liked Adam. He seems to put up with a lot of crap from Reza, like Reza constantly reminding him that he bought the house and is the one who earn the money. Your theory about Reza putting Adam up to banning MJ from the house seems very plausible, in part b/c Reza's the kind of asshole who would do that. What assets? His dozens of shoes and clothes from Forever 21?

Better than "Trojan Man", who looks like a registered sex offender who never bathes. Is THAT who that is in those commercials? I can be "face blind" at times and not recognize people. I know nothing about them, but I thought offering different sizes and absorbencies was something they just started to do! LOL I heard Chip and Joanna quit the shop to sell premium facial cream. :-) ETA: That's a joke related to the ubiquitous online clickbait and popups ads from a few years ago that were made without their permission.

Crap, is that exploding colored clouds meme(?) back? Images of people running through colored clouds got to be so tiring when it was a thing a couple years ago.

That, and tattling on the person you were doing it with. OMFG! I don't know why MJ continues to dress so poorly!

I started to watch this week's ep but had a feeling a deja vu when Dildo Baggins and crew sang "happy birthday" to a young fan in front of a candy shop that looked familiar.

MJ and Destiney meet to bury the hatchet but are joined by Ali, who looks creepy and gross. I didn't know International Male is still in business! Naturally, this means we get to rehash the "Naked Jenga" thing. Again. I had to laugh at the irony of Ali complimenting MJ's hideous outfit. Reza and Adam talk about the "Naked Jenga" thing, again, then about not going to Hawai'i. Wait, didn't they go earlier and cut the trip short? Adam passive-aggressively forbids MJ from entering Reza's their home, but apparently doesn't care about her husband, who broke some lawn furniture and scared him earlier this season. Nemo and Mike meet to get unnecessary Botox, where Nemo first talks about The Letter. The girls have a night out at a cool-looking rooftop bar. Destiney arrives in a ridiculous costume, managing to look both "extra" and "basic". I am so tired of her shit. Not much happened, but GG was wearing this hideous purple lipstick. It's so weird right now seeing people congregating right now! Nemo sees his tele-psychologist about The Letter. I really don't know his backstory, but what he read from The Letter, it didn't seem to make sense. His parents divorced and his sister lived with his father while his mother sent him to live in Iran with his grandparents? This couldn't have taken place after the revolution, right? Everyone gets ready for the Hawai'i trip. Apparently, Reza doesn't pack light for trips. Just how many shoes does this bozo have? Why the hell does MJ have an assistant and why is she leaving her newborn baby? Gah! I did NOT need to see "Satan Andy" at home in his bathrobe! Everyone arrives at the airport for the trip. I realized that Adam was not present. Hmmm... Those leis were embarrassing. They barrive at the "million dollar property" at which they are staying, no doubt paid for by Bravo. Why the hell is MJ wearing an eight-sizes-too-small scuba suit? Holy shit! That "Hawai'ian greeting" is a great way to catch the Wuhan Flu! Was that an authentic Hawai'ian thing, or something made up for the rubes tourists? I've seen a lot of trips to Hawai'i on TV, but this is the first time I ever saw someone do that before. Later, they're hanging out and I am finding myself yelling at Reza for bringing up the "Naked Jenga" thing again. Wait, how'd he know about MJ and Destiney meeting earlier? Oh, Destiney ratted out MJ to him offscreen. Why am I not surprised? Thanks, Destiney! BTW, I am getting sick and tired of them using the phrase "sexual harassment" to describe what Adam did. MJ and Reza eventually reconcile again, but I am sure this will not be the last time.

It sounds like I need to check this podcast out!

ANOTHER wedding and ANOTHER trip to Vegas? Why the hell is successful businesswoman Lisa Vanderbucks hanging around with these people and why does she think I want to hear her humblebrag about her beer garden and the room she was going to design? Good grief, another tacky themed wedding with whacky costumes? I'm sorry, but successful businesswoman Lisa Vanderbucks bragging about putting her bra in Schwartz's suitcase so he'd get into trouble was... bizarre. Speaking of which, what the hell happened to her husband? He looked familiar, maybe like Lambchop. That was just disturbing. And then Schwartz was excited about having it? Did he lose the paperwork again? I really don't care.

So now we know the truth; Reza was upset with MJ for revealing the truth about his marriage to Adam. Ha-Ha! (a la Nelson) I'm so tired of Destiney and her antics, so I didn't feel any sympathy towards her obnoxious boyfriend. Are he and Sam (MJ's husband) from the same neighborhood? I had him pegged as soon as he showed up at the hotel room.

I am sure I will regret asking, but what did Phaedra say on RHoA?? She puts sugar down there: https://www.bravotv.com/the-real-housewives-of-atlanta/season-3/episode-5/videos/too-much-information Here's the abbreviated version if you don't want to see and hear the rest of that convo; (I was looking for the clip from The Soup but couldn't find it)

I am pretty sure Kristen was undergoing therapy and seemed to have been helping. Has she backslid?

Peter was a total dick for trying to make DJ Muppet Baby drink at that party. Hey! It's Max, son of successful businesswoman Lisa Vanderbucks! What the fuck was wrong with LaLa at the girls' pool party? Does she wear an apron while getting a tan? I was so scared that this was going to be a repeat of what Phaedra said on RHoA when the topic of "tasting yourself" came up. Poor Schemer. NOT. I'll have to add the rest of my thoughts later.

I keep forgetting to mention that in addition to Schemer trying to do that sexy spin while holding a tray of drinks in the opening credits, I laugh at LaLa posing next to her wearing what appears to be a skort with little pouches covering it!

Is that the Pepto Bismol commercial that seems to imply their product is probiotic?

I liked the SA commercials with the weird nonsensical sayings. That reminds me of the series of Quickbooks commercials in which businesses owners have so much free time that they can ponder stupid questions like "why are pizza boxes square instead of round?". Really, it takes you any significant amount of time to figure that one out? Just how long did this discussion take place?

I guess that's better than Destiney dressed up like a "sexy" porno nurse. WTF? I wanted to see this again because I could only "like" it once.

I forgot to ask, but I thought GG had her baby, so why's she in the hospital?

This week, Scoobie Douche investigated Haunted Hollow, a funhouse/haunted house, never stopping to think that their claims of supernatural occurrences were a way to drum up business.

$225?!?!?!?! 😲

Get out of my mind! :-D Wait, I thought Arianna said that! I knew someone who pulled that shit on me all the time. Does anyone else wonder if Brett's interview with Schemer was a ruse to get her mad at him enough to quit pestering him?

Did she say she returned dresses to the store after wearing them once? I have no recollection of that. I swear, Charli is like some sort of TV vampire to me that cannot be recorded. Good point!

Thank you, successful businesswoman Lisa Vanderbucks, for showing us how to give boners to ponies. Katie's having a party! Kristen's not invited! What could possibly go wrong if when she finds out? Sadly, when while reading off the guest list, I totally wondered who Charli was! I totally didn't recognize who wanted to interview Schemer for his YouTube page. Why the hell would he put that with his exercise videos? Was this a sneaky and underhanded way to get rid of her? Whoa, back off, Schemer! He's not into you! In honor of Jax's 40th birthday, Tom and Max TP his house. Besides being childish and a waste of an important resource in this new Wuhan Flu world, who the hell does it in broad daylight? What did Brett mean about never seeing Schemer's place while sober before? Oh yeah, they banged each other between seasons and that's why she's stalking him. Meanwhile, at stately Lisa Vanderbucks mansion, Lisa is planning to attend her mother's funeral. Wait, I thought she said she was unable to attend it, which is why she made it to the interminable wedding. Naturally, Schemer tattles to Kristen about frumpy Katie's party. At the party, Lala bullies Raquel for no decent reason. Damn, this is like watching someone kicking a stupid puppy. Jax, with the help of "Fofty", gets his revenge on Flat Iron Tom. I don't why Katie and Schwartz got into a nasty fight about it. Arianna demonstrates that she is serious about comedy and pranks.

OK, here's the commercial: https://www.ispot.tv/ad/dnTt/resolve-pet-expert-max-and-cooper