EmeraldGirl

Bubbha could totally pass for Gary’s kid and Leah’s full brother if you just want to drop him off now guys.

WTF? Did she just do Meri’s tan? Brown palms, red soles, black and blue feet. Either she really hurting herself in yoga, or Audrey is freaky in bed (I’m sorry).

I take back anything bad I ever said about Maddie (mostly that she needs to get rid of that hideous hair ... and get out of the bathtub!). She pegged me talking to my ever-moving parents - almost word for word. Although at least they didn’t move when I was a kid. But after they retired .. holy hell! They claimed to want to be around my kids, but bailed and moved across the country like 4 times. It was mostly my mom, and dad just followed to keep her happy. She didn’t like herself for some reason, but everywhere she went - boom - there she was! Damn they screwed it up by leaving the cul-de-sac. The houses did all look rather cheap inside, but the location is good, and hello Christine - meet the mountain you’ve had out your window for years! Maybe Caleb wouldn’t have taken the NC job if they’d stayed put. Oh so many jokes about Fat Tony being left home alone with organ meat. Sounds like an awesome horror movie. Just imagine Fat Tony in his That Girl bob, while Mykelti comes running after him in a bad patterned shirt - and a liver!

Whoever called the Paul and Linda thing is right on. I follow Linda’s photographs on Instagram and Joe likes them. He just needs to strap a camera around her neck.

These teenagers are boring the crap outta me. Genie was the exception, but she also was surrounded by much older people. Shiloh is a very run of the mill handsome actor to me. Cult leaders have a whole creepy/attractive dynamic that I don’t see in him. He could be stuck In any leading man role and be the same. So is Robert gone now? I think I wad sleeping during his goodbye.

I’m dying to see her lights. It’s probably one string of white lights on a pole. But I’m not in the industry. Oh the curiosity about where James will grow up.You just know that Amber will end up in some kind of home eventually. Poor kid might end up with a Bubby. God bless America and Donald Trump.

Tortilla soup in the tub. I feel like corn kernels would be in all the wrong places. Jesus Jill, pull it together!

I’m sorry, I can’t with these two and their snooty mother drama. I had to move my parents from Phoenix to DC solely because that’s where we lived and could keep an eye on them. You do what you have to do to keep your JOB. This Florida shit is total BS. I can’t stand the show when they’re not in studio with everyone else. I happen to think that Joe is very funny, but only when he’s interacting face to face. He and Willie have a really silly dynamic that doesn’t work as a remote. You can’t tell me that CNN (especially Jim Acosta) has less death threats. Somehow everyone else works it out and shows up. This is ridiculous for whoever greenlighted it.

No you didn’t! Ps: I love World market and would even shop with angel in heaven baby Lauren

Did anyone else get scared and think that Gail had her ashes put in those envelopes? !

Damn you all, I just made a grocery list for banana pudding ingredients! Count me in the food can’t touch camp! Of course I can eat things mixed like casseroles, etc. But I had an aunt who would mix meat, veggies, and potatoes all together and then eat it with no teeth. Yep, scared for life! Mr. E knows to separate anything that’s going to be runny. Janelle is definitely thinner than when the show started. I’ve been watching the first season, and she was huge. She looked good in ‘13, but seemed to gain it back mostly in her stomach. Interestingly enough, she did always have the thinnest kids. But Christine fed them, so who knows.

From a couple pages back - why is Maddie going for plain plain Jane? Geez, she looks terrible in the brown (see what I did there?) bun. From cute girl to matronly married dead end woman. I’m pulling for you, Meri! Yeah, I think she’s a self centered mess, but she has had a hell of an icky life. I’m sure she was mean and miserable, and she’ll have to live with that. But she deserves another shot to fix things on her own.

Even though I’m sure I would hate everything he says, I can’t manage to dislike Jeremy. He IS trying to get a life going. The Duggar boys are all pathetic clingers to the family “business” (and what would that be exactly?). He’s got some real world relationships, and seems to adore his family. I don’t doubt that even if this all falls apart that he would find a way to survive. I can’t say that about any of the others outside of Austin. I know, I know, the standard is low. But I couldn’t give a crap about his fashion as long as that baby is taken care of. And I can’t see him as a creepy cheater (the word tried to correct to Chester!). I think he sowed some wild oats and wants this life now.

Why do they always have to show the ticket? Like we are thinking they didn’t really go? Anna did it better by promoting the movie but saying that pro-choice people might want to go too. It wasn’t super judgy. But she did have four tickets, so I guess most of the kids had to go too. Urghh Damn, Derick is unattractive! His old look and mouth was sort of geeky ok looking. Now he’s just creepy. Uh oh, gotta go, I’m burning the brand new idea for potatoes in the oven!

I don’t mind the look if you do it right. Kendra and Lauren seem to have it down with white furnitures, signs and clocks. I’m personally very traditional and love my art and lots of color. Suck it, false idols! I cannot live without my nightstands. It can be any kind of table, not just traditional clunky furniture. But I need a drawer for kleenex and pills! Jessa needs a bed frame, and small nightstands. And I like big pillows with shams if you don’t do a headboard. How is Bin blowing his nose?. And totally. Jessa is almost announcing that there was no sex until both kids were out of the bed. Good luck, stuffy-nosed Bin.

Oh Jessa - I was trying to go along with you ... At least buy a bed frame! And what is Bin going to do now without his Kleenex and nose spray?! Can’t the new sisters-in-law drag her ass back into Hobby Lobby and introduce her to wall hangings? A clock, those cheesy signs. Anything. And her sheet looks like it’s from a hospital. And that’s the only window? Yeah, I could go on and on and on ..

Wouldn’t you kill to play some Beatles for them? For all we know Jeremy’s got Jinger mellowing out to A Day in the Life. I apparently worship at the altar of French Impressionism.

That’s nice for Jessa. I hated coffee tables when I had little kids because it took up room and someone was always banging into it. She needs way lighter furniture, but it’s probably not in the budget. Also like that they’re not moving. She said they may expand the carport someday. It’s nice to have a new place, but it’s nicer to be secure in a paid for home.

I like when she goes bohemian style. It really fits her. It’s definitely unique for a Duggar. But, she’s back to the old school mold by slicking back Izzy’s super short hair. Just like all those nondescript 4 or more boys in a row that Michelle had. Dreck reading that story is pathetic as always. The kid who is interested gets no attention. Meanwhile Sam gets constantly stared at and all attention is on him even though he doesn’t give a crap about the story. Put your arm around the kid listening, you dumb doofus!

I had my boys in no pants or underwear, just a shirt. I asked about every ten minutes if they had to go. It was pretty easy. Spurge was wearing a full outfit. Harder to get the pants down quickly when you need to, and they can’t feel what’s different. And yeah, it’s not like she can’t stare at him all day and get it done.

Interesting to see all these gals (and Tyler) craving some sort of magical farm life that doesn’t exist. Chelsea is probably the only one who can pull it off. She doesn’t get rid of her animals, and likely won’t go overboard. How long before Cate announces that you sure can raise buffalo in Michigan!?

That’s the big bad orange scene? I thought maybe he shoved the whole thing into her face the way they were acting

Diane Downs and Jenelle even sound alike! It was creepy as hell. I had the eyes the showed white on the bottom when I was a kid (oh so many crappy school pictures!). I was not an alcoholic. So the pigs ... I’m guessing she’ll end up with full grown hogs that David will then kill and feed to the family and post for us to see? You just know he’ll be lighting that shit on fire in that pit. Before they both fall into it and blame the pig.

Valentin is kinda hot. Had there ever been anything between him and Lulu? Because that would be a fun twist if she found herself attracted to him. I miss Ryan already. He was a snarky gift.

Yuck to that house. There aren’t even any windows in the front! I’m a BIG fan of comfy bedding and PJs. Even when my kids got their own places, I was ordering comforters and throws to be as comfy as possible. And the best nightclothes that you can get for your style (with boys, usually basketball shorts). It always bugged the crap out of me to see those little kids get out of bed at noon or later - fully dressed.