EmeraldGirl

I’ve started to like grandma Mary much more since I started following Amy. Whoever knew how close they were and how much they did together? Amy has been way out there, and the fact that Mary was there and loved her so much made me see her as much more than Jim Bob’s birther and laundry doer.

What’s the story of the kid’s brain?

I think what got them all is the tv money. I’m sure it was drilled into their heads that god answered their prayers and gave them fame and money for sticking with their religion. The older ones must remember the abject poverty before TLC. Hell, that might even make me a believer.

No one looks like the milkman anymore. It’s the amazon prime guy!

Izzy’s popcorn bowl looks like what I used to hand out for vomiting.

Wow. Amber didn’t have a bed? Sofas do the trick just as well. That’s nothing more than her trying to brag about renting some new magically expensive haughty digs. That’s the happiest her face has looked in years. James who?

I never thought there was that much resemblance between Carly and Nova. At least not the way T&C desperately tried to frame it. I love Nova. She’s this unique little pixie girl. Very unusual looking but I think very very pretty. I have a major soft spot for her because she seems to try so innocently to understand her fucked up parents.

I have celiac’s disease. Try ordering gluten free and getting the disgusting looks of you’re just another hipster. I actually felt sad for Derick when he and Jill went out for dinner and he was trying to get deep with her and talk about future dreams and hopes. Girl was completely blank, giggled, and couldn’t answer. Buyer’s remorse should have hit him hard there!

Well, at least they look happier than the Dillards. But come on, free time? Working out and shopping? I want a few hours alone with a cheesecake and Love After Lockup.

I don’t think she looks anything like her sisters so this may stop the constant comparisons. Maybe.

Jeremy did an Instagram about the shootings. Of course he brought it all back to biblical stuff, but he said we should entertain the conversation about guns. More than the GOP can say. The house looks lovely. I’m assuming he’s getting a generous housing allowance for being in the program.

They got married late. It’s not exactly a congratulatory situation. They didn’t really wait.

I bring vodka to all of my closets. I give her a pass on the vomit soup. I add sour cream to a lot of my soups and it looks hideous once melted.

Ohhh yay. The cradling thing did mean something. Congrats. I guess

Ha, baby Maverick on the beach looks like Liam Neeson.

Wow, two more bald sons coming up! I laughed out loud at “fell down the trap door”. It sounds like they wanted to just get rid of one in a hurry.

I cannot stand how boring they are. But they’ll be fine in life. I feel like they would both work with no problem after this is done. And Benny is a DOLL. He even kissed his mom on the lips. Sweet boy. Ryan on the other hand will be a mess his whole life. I do usually feel sorry for Larry though, because he seems completely broken in his scenes. Hey, it can happen in the best of families. Jen was a coddling mess, but a lot of patents do that and don’t end up with heroin addicts. Mack gets zero sympathy because she hooked herself to that train deliberately.

Cate can’t even do her makeup herself. She’s posted on Instagram about having someone come over and do her hair and makeup. Is their nothing between crusty scabby face and Kardashian? I’d be pissed if I was that BFF Alexis girl and saw a limo come to my trailer. Give me the cash instead, Cate!

I don’t think either one of them are attractive. And I’m cringing at the hands around the stomach picture unless they just like that pose.

I find it interesting that Dreck didn’t even know about Izzy and kindergarten. What do they talk about? Whether Jill will be on her back that night - or - on her back that night?

Who the hell is Jason? I guess Justin is on the radar for being all Tab Huntery. He’s kind of blond and cute. Did he not graduate yet?

Jana must be turning down men for at least 10 years. Great for her, but these are her options? What a fucking depressing life to garden and doodle her life away. I also love Jinger’s shoes but I love a lot of color.

Josh and Anna go on ALL the trips. So wtf does he even do for a living? Anna’s kids are in every picture of everything that happens with the parents.

That baby looks more like kendra’s Mother than her own baby does. I’m sure he’ll still go bald early anyway.

Jessa is such a puzzle to me. She seemed to thrive on being the hot Duggar girl. Now she completely let herself get frumpy and wants to keep popping out kids. I guess you never know who is hanging onto the mom and dad life. It’s a shame, because she’s got the strong personality and the looks to do more in life.