EmeraldGirl

What does Joe DO? I get strange vibes from him. He obsessively blinks (not that anyone wouldn’t have a nervous tic with this bunch). But he seems rather slow and childlike to me. And he licks his plate. None of them exactly set the world on fire, but he just seems behind. But he and Kendra seem to laugh a lot, so he got lucky.

Maybe a little Josiah in the eyes? She’s missing the early days of marriage without kids. She helped on his jobs, went everywhere, and enjoyed a free life out of the house. Now she’s stuck at home with her own kids.

I’d like to see that dress on a tall woman (or just a normal one). Lose the jacket and modestly panel, add some heels and cute jewelry. I bet it could be pretty attractive. That date sounds nice for KIDS during the quarantine. A break out of the house and stop for their favorite things. I’d do appetizer, dinner, ice cream, listen to kids music or stories. Talk and have fun. Instead Derrick had to tell Israel not to interrupt. And warm weather would have made a lot more sense too. I did laugh though when Jill told horndog to chill out.

Friends have made a huge difference in Jill’s life. She found people in her neighborhood and less strict church. Still Christian, but they’re women who wear pants, shorts, have fewer children, drink alcohol, cut their hair. She has a happiness and peace she never had. They also do talk a lot about everything they decide together as a family. I don’t see a patriarch dictating to her about choices. They seem determined to decide together. I was wondering if she might be pregnant because her face is breaking out horribly. But it seems to be only where she wears a mask.

I bet Jeremy ends up teaching and coaching sports at a Christian school. This career is a dead end for him. He’s simply too dull (and I had A LOT of dull priests in my church going days). Maybe they’ll move to PA, near his parents.

Wow, what’s next? Wine coolers and a black light? Maybe a little Stairway To Heaven?

WTF is poor Jordyn wearing??!!

Cute baby with only a crazy Aunt Amber to visit. What good will she even be to a boy? She can’t teach him to shave his legs (well she could). Hey, wasn’t Rhonda that older black woman that hung out with Amber and Matt (along with her husband)? Never got what was going on there.

Can you imagine how good Jill would look if she tried? When you scroll slowly though the combed out hair pic and stop at the shoulders - beautiful! Even boob length is ok. ! Watched some old videos of them last night and Jill was quite pretty. She was still doing her hair and makeup, and she’s tall and slender. Plus add in her slightly boho look and she’s be a real cutie.

Sophia has a weirdly large head that sits right on her shoulders. I bet she’d be a lot cuter in normal little girl clothes and no makeup or waxing. Those brows are totally shaped. And I didn’t even mind when Farrah wanted to get rid of the unibrow. I just would have very quickly run a razor between her brows. Like 6 seconds tops.

Oh my god, these people! My first trip away from my son was when he was three. One week in Jamaica, while he was with grandparents. I still feel bad about it and he’s over 30! At least Tyler did stick at home for all of her spa trips. Im always thinking about the future with these people now. I can see a divorce. Tyler gets sick of the drama, takes the kids, and maybe does a construction/contracting thing. When he has to he had to ... and I think he will. I have no idea where Cate goes. She seems to have an interest in absolutely nothing.

Truth be told, I’ve always liked Leah. The one night stand knocked up cheerleader from Nowhere, WV. But she didn’t love the one night stand, no matter how nice he was. Then she ended up with a handicapped twin. That’s a whole hell of a lot to deal with when you are an uneducated teenager with an iffy family. I even understood her pill days. Any relief from the hell of her own making She wanted the fairytale with Jeremy, but they were both terrible in that marriage. Maybe they are more mature now, but it just seems like they don’t know what else to do but give each other another shot. They’re so worried about Addie, but what about the twins? It always really rubbed me the wrong way that he went from being their stepdad to not even acknowledging them. Addie isn’t the one to worry about. I do still like her, and as crazy as Kail is, she’s still bringing Leah out of her comfort zone of just sitting around and having more kids. My best hope for her is that she does hair, or makeup, or something like that in the future, and has saved enough money. She seems to be one that has.

And here I was picturing Amber handcuffed to Sidney Poitier and on the run.

Holy hell. Bubby and his terrible grammar can shove off. But you've GOT to love Amber telling Andrew that she will ruin him in the industry!! I don’t know, it looks like she’s losing the golden couple (Cate and Ty), can the “industry” be far behind? I really can’t see how she goes on without either prison or an institution. She’s amazingly far gone. But of course she just may get lucky and meet a sterile cuckoo.

Mother Goddess? She doesn’t fit either of these words. Just when you think you’ve heard it all.

I can only recall Amber mentioning scoliosis once as an excuse for how she got addicted to fentanyl. I don’t believe a word of that. I know there are lousy doctors, but I doubt anyone would give a very young mother such a massive drug. She can do bracing and surgery, but it’s probably not even that bad if it hasn’t been mentioned!

If you read The Ashley it’s incredibly sad. James was set up from the beginning. He never even had a chance at having a mother. It was nothing but a burden to Amber from the beginning. Andre ruined her life and she should be out having fun. 10 years later and she is exactly the same person. And I believe she has Vicodin. Andrew said she complained endlessly about her scoliosis pain. I have severe scoliosis and have pain meds. No way she doesn’t. Dr. Drew should be run out of town for his coddling BS. Oh also - she HAD to give Andre the house for the baby. She’s making herself out to be a saint for letting them live there. It was court ordered.

She can convict him - amber says over and over with a laugh track in the background! She lost 27 pounds. That’s Vicodin. She’s not doing anything to help herself.

I saw it on Twitter, so I’m guessing Instagram or FB? I don’t do either

Now Andrew is saying that she abused James. Pushed him down on tile for opening a cabinet. And threw him on the bed because he was crying. I believe every word of it.

He’s also said that Amber blames him for ruining her life because of the baby. She’s 29 - she should be out partying! We’ve all seen that she couldn’t take care of that kid for even a few minutes. Look, Andrew is a big dumb loser for getting her pregnant. But scam or not, this has to all be hell for him. And there’s nothing to show that he isn’t a good father. I hope he can get the hell out of Indiana and leave Amber in the drug closet where she belongs.

Andrew said that she would stay in the closet all night smoking pot and taking hydrocodone. Finally the “sober!” gal gets outed.

I have an extra letter at the end of my name and no one knows what the F that’s about. This kid ... yikes. Why are they both so mush mouthed? When Maddie first tried to say the name I almost didn’t understand it.

I will proudly offend Cate and Tyler alllll day long! Of course lots of people get help for their kids, but a shocking number do not. These two dummies haven’t done much right yet, so it’s not a stretch to think that they’re too busy to think about it.

They are too f’ing thin!! When I had my wisdom teeth out I ate a lot of cream of rice cereal. That’s cheap, filling, gluten free. Why the hell can’t she fill the kids up on that stuff? Cream of wheat, farina, oatmeal? Some of the cheapest meals out there. Damn it makes me mad to see skinny kids. Nurie is straight up and down scary looking. But then her guy is flat out fug, so just great. And I say all of this being a thin runner, as is Mr. I like a lean man, but these kids are just sick.