the-grey-lady

I'm a laughing a bit about how no one cares about the last season, and it has almost no buzz. This show has gone straight off a cliff, and so few people are watching.

Sometimes I remember how Nick couldn't get a job because he had to spend his days thinking and I burst out in giggles.

I'm shocked, too. I thought fine jewelry always came in plastic sacks.

Imagine the advertising copy! "Hook up with a beige, bland Duggar boy and you too can spend your weekends staring blankly at a table, shoveling brown food into your maw, and watching hubby's hairline recede in real time! No fun whatsoever and all the squalling blessings God sends you, whether you can handle them or not! Sign up now!" Get it line, ladies, am I right?

Someone for Tim. How unfortunate.

And Milky Ways. What a haul. 🙄

More flags than the United Nations with Timcel. I feel nothing but sympathy for this poor, naive girl.

Herself, but not Shrek.

Yeah, but they don't believe in having a separate existence from their spouses. If I didn't have a separate existence from my spouse, I'd stick my head in an oven.

Timcel said in his last pahdcast that he was going to patrol his future wife's clothing choices. I didn't watch myself, but he seems like is a creepy, delusional asshole who should be kept away from all women forevermore. FTFY 😉

Maybe. She can't tell you for sure until you pay.

I just burst out laughing. What a way to start the day!

I wonder how much of Jill's grifted cash goes to eyeliner. Geez, Jill, tone it down.

He'll just whine you don't respect him.

He had lots of tender aged children when Robyn joined the family, and he didn't seem all that concerned about them needing him...

This is genius! A+! The man who blithely announced on national TV he was done with her and didn't GAF if she married someone else was open and honest with her? Please.

Oh my god, he's banging on like he was at the pearly gates until he fought St. Peter with a katana to come back to lead his fambly.

And even if they had, Robyn should have refused to let him stay with her full-time. She should have told him to work it out...right? Did I hear this cretin say Janelle shouldn't have left? How dare he! Janelle is a grown woman who can do what she pleases. And when she says she's leaving because Kody neglects her kids (or whatever reason), then those are her reasons. Kody doesn't get to insist it's actually Christine's fault! "I'm not blaming Janelle," says Kody, who screamed at Janelle and demanded she sit there and take it.

No, I promise you that no one is mocking you because your heart, social media, and lifestyle encourages people to love Jesus. Of that I can assure you.

Except he's said over on this show that Christine was the heart of the family, that she did everything for the good of the family, that she helped them keep it together. Thank you for the correction. I must have misheard! Wow, imagine the cruelty of marrying someone because it makes you look cool and allowing someone to spend 25 years of their life trying to earn real love.

Don't worry, Kody: any of Christine's would-be dates need only watch this show to understand why she bailed. Nice of you to worry about her future love life, though! What a swell guy. Play stupid games, stupid prizes.

Woo, boy. This was a tough one. I kept having to stop watching to get my blood pressure down. I'm so tired of Robyn's pretend crocodile tears. Review in the spoiler box.

I'll get the review up tomorrow, y'all, as soon as I work up the courage/stupidity to subject myself to Kody's cold, beady-eyed stare.

Very good point, thanks!

Well, when you put it that way... 😉