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Casa Whitney has been "vandalized" again. Did we ever hear anything after the artfully crafted tout bus graffiti?

I left Whitney a message saying I would love to see a side by side of her doing the same routine now. I have a shiny quarter that says she can't lift her foot more than 2 inches off the ground today.

Chloe's mom took her computer with her when she took Jade for the night. Dollars to donuts Chloe never saw that laptop again.

Have we ever heard a doctor tell Maci bout this PCOS diagnosis? I have ALWAYS felt this was something Maci heard of in high school and used it to get guys think it was ok to get at her raw. What could be more enticing to any man than thinking he can splash in some chick without fear of pregnancy? By the time they realize her "hard to get pregnant" ruse is a lie, the damage is already done.

I went to see them in Vegas for my birthday this year!! Outstanding show. They hand out dozens of roses as they sing End of the Road. Swoon!

So a girls day of manicures and pedicures turned into a parasailing trip with Andrew. Amber has passed the point of being able to relate to Leah without a buffer.

What color is Sarah Palin? Does spray tan only come in oompa loompa shades?

Perhaps they'll do a double episode with that dead eyed Max.

The proof is in the repeat customers. I'm guessing he has the typical 19yr old mile a minute in the sack pacing. OOOM LOCK LOCK OOOM!

So Grandpa was in the hospital being diagnosed with Cirrhosis and princess MyKayla couldn't be bothered to visit him?

"Who is against the Queen will die!" Hold on, I'm going to start a fight w my husband so i can shout that.

I like Fernanda. Give him hell on the first night!

I always move my old lover's underwear to my new apartments

Is Colt reading a book on tape? I'm becoming increasingly annoyed by his talking head voice.

Yesssss

Lita is giving a tour of some random Airbnb or department store. Alesandro is her son's name?? This aint her first go round on Asian Cupid.

Yeah Eric, Lita sounds awesome on paper...why does she need you?

Next vacation I'm going to need for the activities director to step it up!

Fernanda has all the makings of a great wife. Great ass and a flat stomach. Oh and new boobs. Good pick Jonathan. Seems you thought very deeply.

How do these people book flights without visas in hand??

Colt has moobs. You can milk him like a cat.

Not that her dumb ass would if she could, but David has Janelle so isolated she doesn't even have a girlfriend she could call to hold the kids for the night.

These will be parking lot drop offs the likes of which Leah could only dream of.

Next time she should pull her gun and use it. Sadly it will not matter because there'll always be another David for Janelle.

What is this Love after Lockup I keep hearing about? Sounds like my type of trash but I have no idea where/when I can find it.