Brooklynista

I love Michael's manpurse.

Darcy looks damn ridiculous.

I keep waiting for Rachel to greet Jon with "Hello Poooh".

Her dad should have explained to her that the way you get him is the way you'll lose him. She (why can't I remember any names??) had no issue with his cheating when Tylor was stepping out on his then girlfriend with her. Can't be all butthurt about cheating now.

I seriously don't know why I follow her. Torture myself I guess. Its the comments that drive me the craziest. "Erhmagawd! Whitney you look Ahmazing!" No she doesn't!!!! She didn't lose 80 pounds since her post from 2 days ago.

Maybe the floor is lava.

Damn. Can we swap Roger for Jenni??

That was me!! I feel famous. Sadly the Whitney Warriors couldn't read the sarcasm and thought I was serious. No dummies! It's all fake! fake fake fake

She thought Max's dad wouldn't call her on her shit if she played cute. No bitch, we read your shitty ass text messages.

Do people really wash dishes with their rings on? I remove my ring and watch even if I'm rinsing one glass.

Anyone who can toss in a Bodie reference is alright by me. If this show does anything for me it highlights how desperate some people can really get to change their circumstances. I struggle to think of Hazel as a scammer when she's trying to do better for her family. Having to pretend to love Tariq is no easy thing.

Bristol said Levi was "be-bopping" arpund instead of helping her w their baby. That be-bopping is really popular in TM world.

Ok I really was not expecting Sarah Palin talking heads. Sigh.

You are so right about that. Rude new Yorker that I am, I would have bumped the mess out out her just for seeing that ridiculous display going up those steps. Work the runway someplace else sister!

Probably to show off how tiny she is. Damn! Where do women like her and Leah get their metabolisms from???

I'm convinced Catelyn is on a campaign to keep gaining weight as a way to punish Tyler. She's never forgiven him for making her give up iCarly. These pregnancies serve a duel purpose. By getting knocked up again she gets to have another replacement baby and stay fat when all Tyler wants is a super model wife.

Did you look in the children's section?

Stay outta my Georgia ass face with that! You know we love you!

Oh Darcy. Hard to storm off in dramatic fashion when you have 80 bags of luggage.

Paul has yet to say "my baby or our baby". Me thinks he has already done the math.

Is Paul going to get a Leapfrog Leappad translator to speak to the baby?

Is Pole secretly Mr.Glass? Why does his body move like that? Is he Unbreakable?

Right?? I almost expected to see her dragging the fur on the ground ala Dominique Devaroux .

TLC has kicked her off the payroll if they have her traveling on Metro North. No uber for you!

He's unpacking his luggage. How many days is he staying to break up w Darcy? The fuck is Darcy wearing? She is a complete ass clown.