Brooklynista

Yeah me, you and Byrd.

Barely acknowledged her til she spoke.

Ha! Catelyn probably took it down herself. She realized what a hypocritical asshole she sounded like.

Fuck Dawn for still blowing smoke up their ass 9yrs later. How many other adoptees is she calling on birthdays? While we're at it, screw Cate and Tyler too. They're Kardashians now and have to order salads? Fuck outta here.

A hit dog will holler. David and Janelle are telling on themselves trying to reel back on that 911 call. Keep digging morons.

Listen, I don't any know war vets so I'm not even going to pretend to be an expert on how hard it is. BUT if EVERY time we hang out I had to hear about September 9, 2009 I would absolutely lose my shit! I can't blame Bristol for not being equipped to deal with that. I can blame her for having two kids with him. I would want to be a supportive friend but if I can't ask you if you want another beer at a ballgame without hearing "I bet my guys would love a beer but I let them down on Sept. 9, 2009" I would be hardpressed to call you to hang out that often.

And there's a long ass line to take a picture with it.

It was at that moment Cate knew, she did not have another spa break coming her way. Tyler is completely over the rehab sleep away camp excursions. Whatever shall Cate do now to keep Tyler from bolting ?? I know! Get pregnant!!

Whoa! Where'd that gut come from? You could tell he had lost some weight but seems he found it.

Ya know, that little generic sticker that on most car windows. Clear sticker w black lettering. For the life of me i can't think of what it says. Its from the manufacturer.

Did we ever hear what happened with Tyler's head? Looks like he's had some type of surgery.

I smell TLC shenanigans. Larissa is fanning herself in the car but the windows ARE rolled up. Look closely and you can see a sticker in the bottom corner.

Why didn't fancy pants Leida pay for a hotel in NYC?

Is that a comb over Eric is sporting? I didn't notice that last week.

I think there are some Duggar daughters left. He looks like side hugs are all he can handle.

Larissa thought she'd have flowers in those hands.

Larissa came to win in those heels. Seems like a wasted effort on ole Colt. This is hella awkward.

Colt really drives with his hands at 10 and 2. I don't know why that irks me. Every one really dresses for the occasion here. Guess I'll meet the love of my life in my cleaning the garage uniform.

"GET ME MY RED BAG WITH THE MAKEUP!!!!"

We visit Secrets Cancun fairly often. I have yet to be knocked up by the pool boy.

Why does Kalani look so embarrassed by her man? You sent for him damn it!

Is this a Haka?

Steven is bringing his family back where??? He has no home! Yes my love come be with me as we couch surf with a baby.

In the real world it's a baby conceived after a miscarriage. For Cate it's a baby born after a heavy period.

You see it don't you Catelyn? He's sick of your shit! Tyler is talking about Amber but he's talking TO YOU! Get your shit together or you're going to lose this little piece of man you've been clinging on to so desperately.