Brooklynista

Bootleg Barbie can elope if she wants to but she better be ready to repay the girls for those bridesmaids dresses.

As much as they rag on Fernanda for only being 19, she is the only one bringing the maturity with this bunch. If they are going to be together, they will want their kids to be surrounded by as much love as possible.

Ah, it takes a real piece of shit to tell someone to give up the rights to their children without batting an eye. Leida is really something.

So he DID learn something from his time in New Orleans.

You can buy a ready made box at Trader Joe's. I am unimpressed with you Sasquatch. But good luck trying to elevate Amber.

Salami helps depression??

Tyler definitely said WOMEN? Oh, I guess I misheard and figured he was finally ready to tell his truth about his hiatus in New Orleans.

Loved seeing Kayla and her girlfriend looking like idiots when the rental agent told them what the monthly rent was. Uh duh! I'm sure these two didn't discuss how they were going to split the rent either. As Judge Judy tells us, Kayla is coming with TWO people. Actually more because home girl already knows Kayla is going to be letting Stephan stay over more than a little bit. House rules be damned.

Something about Debbie tells me she's one of those folks who ages herself. She's probably been 60yrs old since she was in her 40's. Some folks just give up. Debbie looks like she leaned into old age way before it was time.

Exactly. I was super annoyed at Cate telling Butch he shouldn't shave. Bitch! You are a sloppy ass mess who has yet to put together a single look at was decent. Girl hush.

Debbie was battling Eric for the title of sweatiest human. I wondered if the house also lacked air conditioning.

When Asuelo got up and said he wanted to "go home" I wanted him to keep walking to the airport

Olga is already becoming apologetic and submissive to keep Steven's attitude at bay. Why should she keep apologizing because he's an asshole.

The Gods hate us. Tarik done made a video.

Looks like the photo was taken at a distance and she had to zoom the heck out of her camera phone to get the pic. Does driving BY Gary's house count as a visit?

What's the vetting process? BJ's in the BJ parking lot?

A Christmas miracle this time?

Ha! I see what you did there. On a shallow note, if you do not have quality and impressive manbits, keep that thing to yourself. No need to have it videoed and displayed for the masses. Let that be your own secret shame.

Sorry Robin, you are a very bad liar if you think anyone believes that tight ass face of yours is because of a skin cream. Lady, bye!

Clearly everything. Dressing her Motley crew like the Supremes for a Baptism?? And strapless dresses? I'm no prude but have a little bit of decorum.

Go back even farther than that. When he tried to break up with her over phone calls to a boyfriend in Florida. Cate was calling an old boyfriend, not Tyler.

I hope he's as clever as David and gets his name put on the deed. Show me you're a real hustler Taylor. Clearly there was no reason for Zack to be worried about Chyanne's trip. I always wear my best titty out top to go see non-factor exes.

Cate please lose the coffin fingernails. You are hardly edgy enough to pull off that look. They don't work with Walmart chic.

I hope Tyler is take Chevy Nova with him for the month. Cate doesn't even know that child.

Oh no no. What does this mean? She had a big lunch...right?? It can't mean anything else. RIGHT??