Brooklynista

Big Ang should have stayed down at the Lobo with her schtick. What are you prepared to do for this green card Mikey??

Who is really in charge of dressing this man?? A mesh tshirt??? Where does one even find such a thing?

I could not get out of my state of annoyance with these people. Poor Poor Ron??? huh?? In what world? This crew has lived with Ron and had front row seats to his fuckery. Now they feel to rally around him because he's getting back the same shit he put in the universe? Only person that deserves any sympathy is that baby. And NOPE to Ron going to see any lawyer. Ron like any good bum knows that having something cemented in court officially puts him on the hook for visitation. Without any formal custody arrangement, he can pop in and out on Jen whenever he's done at the strip club and whine when she won't let him see the baby.

Me thinks Suzi reached out first and told Kail to keep her trash ass away.

Honestly! Why not spend a few bucks on Merri-maids. I sure wouldn't shame any of them for that, especially new mom Chelsea.

Stop trying to make Kail happen MTV.

A "very special" episode of Kail beating the bag out of her boyfriends, lying about it, then filing PFA's against THEM. All while she and Nessa sit on the couch and laugh about it.

Even with a camera crew in tow, I was wringing my hands with Rachel's mother over the Uber ride. I am so weirdly proud of that spunky chick and loudly cheer whenever she wins. I'd stand in the kitchen all day and make 4 ravioli with her. Her temperament is so easy going and relaxing. She really doesn't sweat the small stuff. Doubtful that Steven will ever get his license. I could see him in a golf cart around the cul de sac, but not on any open road. John?? I want him to have these victories, but not this one.

I was hoping it had penguin pee on that very spot.

Not to be confused with the Dunlap: When you belly done lapped over your belt.

My memory is so fuzzy! I think Momma quietly wipes her hands on her apron and says she has to get ready because people will be coming to the house. She never buckled or cried, she just knew what being the wife of Vito meant and what needed to be done.

Think about that. She went on Maury to declare her daughter a whore and demand a paternity test to prove it. Famous by any means necessary I guess.

She really does. Her eyes are so clear and so bright now. Are Javi and not a Dr. Drew wearing the same blazer?

Kareenee doesn't care if a baby helps the relationship or not. As long as the baby gets her to the U.S..

Color me jealous of their honeymoon. I won't spoil it for those who want to wait.

No worries for her. Pole won't know how to read those results either.

How can Darcy sleep in the same room with Jesse. You can feel his disdain for her thru the screen. I'd be terrified of being murdered in my sleep.

This church service is different for you Ricky? Really? Has he never seen the Blues Brothers? Looks like any Baptist revival meeting to me. Ok, 6 hours is a bit much.

That shopping cart is hiding a baby bump!

I didn't realize this was a thing. I went to Trinidad this year for carnival and there were No Camouflage signs posted in the airport. Aside from that Ricky looks like a dumpy mess. These people make strange outfit choices to meet the love of their life.

I know Lucy is squishy as all get out, but do they ever put her down?

Pole has to consult with his mother before deciding to expand his family? No marriage is going to work for him. Kreeny or any other wacky broad he chooses.

I would go nuts in that fabric store. Ohh Angela! Pick out anything and bring it back for me.

She looks like Minnie Driver's distant cousin.

My vote says she's trying to put Pole on the hook for some local villagers baby. She already looks preggo puffy. She's counting on Pole being too stupid to count. He was already too dumb to watch her take the pregnancy test.