Brooklynista

Can they really not wear heels? So sick of these ugly ass shoes.

The saddest part is this "woman" has a child to raise.

Zac probably considers it expensive and more than he'd normally pay for something for his c$nt of a wife.

So BrandonandTeresa are still involved in her life...just not iCarly. Mkay.

I always think back to early Teen Mom when Catelynn needed a passing grade on an English exam to graduate, the camera panned over the test. The questions seemed to be very remedial and basic and I believe she only eeked out a C on that test. I really question how cognizant she was of what she was signing when Dawn waved those papers in her face and she had Tyler in her ear threatening to leave.

This pic really wouldn't make me want to join Will's gym. That's what I'm gonna look like after how many years?? Nah. I'll pass.

YES!The chicken said 3 years and I believe her. Not for nothing, Ashley believes her too. She knows Dom is not claiming her in the streets. Ashley is gonna hang her relationship on the one plate of tater salad that one aunt gave her the day after Thanksgiving as proof Dom wants a life with her. Ashley is going to have this baby momma meeting many many times. She's invested too many years and too many tears to admit defeat.

Wait. They stole the autograph from you??

Ashley needs to let Don cheat in peace if she's not going to leave him. Just shut up. New baby momma is telling her Don made no mention of their relationship and Ashley still manages see herself as the winner because she knows Don's family. Well if his family gave a shit about you, one of them aunts would have whispered in her ear about baby momma #2. As long as she has that ring Ashley is going to see herself as a prize in Don's life. Booboo if he gave a shit about you, he wouldn't be raw dogging chicks all over the city. She's lucky its just a baby and not HIV.

^^Terrific. I'm going to watch Westworld. eta: that's a lie. I'll be right here with y'all.

For a 4th wedding he's lucky he got Agnes the aging stripper. If I was paying for a 4th stripper for Matt, he would have had Danielle climbing on that bus in tassles. She can use the money to fund her tour of America following Mo around. Also why was she barefoot? Does Aerosole not have an exotic dancer line.

I don't have much use for a man who wears a Christmas sweater with a blazer and an Indiana Jones hat. Matt should just move back in with his mother because it's clear he needs a lot of guidance.

I imagine she just starts spewing that garbledeegook she calls English at them and severances herself away in a huff. All the while telling get them they're a negative person.

^^Wasnt that a Kevin Hart/ Will Farrell movie? I'd love to see Robert advise on the best way to constipate yourself for early release.

He probably bugs the shit out of his MTV contacts pitching story ideas hoping one of them will stick. My guess this will be a one and done with almost no reruns.

What happened to the MTV that made Ruthie from Real World Hawaii go to treatment ? I guess that was before they realized how much value there is in train wreck teevee.

I was a die hard John Legend fan until he unleashed the endless ugh that is Chrissy Tiegen. Never has there been a try hard who tried harder.

Dion fleeing the pod is exactly how our retirees behave when they sign their retirement papers after 30yrs. "Y'all can have alla this shit on my desk! Damn that stapler, screw that mouse pad. Keep all of it! Just get out of my way and let me at that door"!

I've always been of the opinion that shit belongs in the bathroom.

Pet Peeve time. Find a damn bra that is suitable for your top. That black bra strap looks damn ridiculous especially if you are going on camera. Find a strapless bra Cate. And pick your tits out of your lap. I need Stacy and Clinton to make a return and stress the importance of proper undergarments and shapewear.

I wonder if Teresa has kept up with the Carly visits this long out of a bit of guilt. Something shady went down with this adoption. Even if it was as simple as taking advantage of two stupid teenagers. Catelynn at least had no adult in her corner to lean on, to go over paperwork with, to help her navigate the process and understand what she was really giving up. All she had was Dawn the Broker who was going to tell stupid Catelynn any and everything she needed to so she could get her hands on that new white baby. Even if April was sober, she was still an uneducated hick who's till be no match for Dawn and her well rehearsed schpiel. All these years later and Catelynn can maybe see how stupid she was back then. How she really didn't understand what she gave up and how hurtful the consequences of that would be always be.

I wish just one of these people were decent at the art of the clap back. No way should Amber sit on any stage and puff up her chest about that damn Matt. Farrah could have calmly pulled up screenshots of Matt trying to get with the other girls, perhaps toss in how Matt showed up on Amber's porch with nothing but a funky duffle bag. Or question how up to date he is with his child support for...how many kids again??

I'm sorry. I love it! I feel like I'very been waiting a lot of years for Simon to be delivered to me and give these people the shit I always want to. Catelynn can't have the high road on this one after the shit she heaped on Farrah for doing the porn tape. Simon calling her "piggy" gets right to the heart of why insecure Cate had a problem with Farrah's tape.

I'm with Simon on this on. Michael has said his fair share of crap against Simon. Most of it true but still. Simon is my spirit animal, once I start firing shots nobody is safe. You, ya momma and your little dog too. And really...two middle aged men going at it on a show called Teen Mom??? Get over yourselves gentlemen.

Sure is what it looked like. Good for Brandon and Teresa. Catelynn and Tyler are an absolute train wreck. Carly is better off without the once a year visit to the weirdo who tries to pretend he's her dad.