Brooklynista

It took a while for the Negan live to hit my ladybits. I knew I was in love when he clowned Olivia about not really starving to death. I dunno, I just love sarcastic assholes. Then, he shaved. Let sigh...the magic is gone.

I don't think there's any attraction towards him either. Can you imagine? Two people grossed out by each other going at it just because they're trying to convince themselves of something that ain't there. My brain sees two folks doing their best to control their gag reflexes.

How can she suddenly be so sure she's done having kids? Her spawn bust through pcos, condoms and Bud Lights. How is that now that she has a ring she's able to prevent these miracles?? Frodo was right, the ring does have magical powers.

Damn! Look at Leah just staring at me all freakish like. Who could have sex w that tattoo looking back at them?

Girl bye. Shes right though, the only that's going to break is Tyler's back from her hefty ass flopping on him.

Dafuq is going on here????

Now a boutique with the profits going to teen moms?? Whatever happened to the sober house they were opening?

^^wow. Most of this group looks too large to work on. This barely looks like it'll be fun to snark on. But I'm sure I'll struggle through.

And with those stubby ass sausange fingers. Yuck. There's no way he's packing anything impressive to have Amber's head so turned around.

Those biddies sitting around arguing bout who meant what to ManiPedi made me weep. Are y'all truly beefing over a felon? A dude with three baby mommas? Crowing about who had what with a man who has left how many kids fatherless for 8 years? This what y'all fighting over? And Yandy acting like she's a winner because he married her? Oh wait! No he didn't. All she won was the Head Bird title. Aim higher ladies.

And what happens with the next month's rent? Typical "key money" tenants. They scrape together the money to gey in the apartment with no plan on keepung up with future rent. It'll be hell trying to get them evicted. Their next reality show will be Judge Judy with some poor landlord trying to collect back rent.

So Tyler wasn't invited to Corey's for gruff manly fun?

Watching Unseen Moments now. Seriously, is Amber not high? She's high right??

Yup. Farrah and Debra decided Derek wasn't worthy of going to heaven with them and decided to hide the pregnancy from him. He heard rumors around school, called Farrah and she denied being pregnant. It's what has us all confused about the current Daddy Derek love for the ages story so confusing .

How does one have lipo and still look as big as Catelynn ?? What the hell did Amber ask for during her consultation ?

So much bad style and bad hair in one pic.

Farrah has what they wish they had. And that's the attention of their men.

All I saw was Humpty Dumpy and I thought the heart attack was the great fall.

This right here. I peeped that first and didn't even bother to respond.

It was as if her boobs were running from each other. They were flopped on the opposite sides of her belly. Her posture is terrible. She was dressed as an extra from the Partridge Family complete with cork platform shoes. She's just a damn mess. She should use the money she's spending on her animal farm to hire a damn stylist and someone to slap the giant quesadillas out of her mouth.

I cannot believe I'm applauding Farrah. We were all witness to the phone call between Farrah and Amber where Farrah expressed genuine concern for the Ambers well being. We all know Amber knows Matt is a piece of shit. She is just powerless to admit it. Amber is spinning out of control. It's easier to be angry than it is to be proven wrong I guess.

I love a good trash bag fight but I sure hope Christina gathered up her daughter Leah and got her the hell outta there.

I do appreciate Farrah putting Drew in his place. You're not my therapist? Cool, quit pretending that you're acting as a therapist. Stay in your lane as a tv host. Your soothing "trust me, I'm a doctor" voice is bullshit.

Debra, ummmm....your fiancé wants to fuck your daughter. First he's overly handsy with Farrah with that hug. Then he wants you to change your hair color to match hers? He's going full on Lolita on your ass. Dummy.