Brooklynista

Maci is still selling this BS story. Through PCOS, not producing eggs AND birth control, she gets pregnant. Wow. Uh huh. There's a lie in there somewhere.

Man! Amber's tits look soo bad! There's no break between them at all. Just terrible .

The most excellent burn Kazu!

I would love to see Tyler in nature without his hair care products.

I'm positive it pisses her off that Matt went for the skinny ones first and she was the last choice. The chunky choice. The only dummy that bit. So now she has to convince us that the other two missed out on the man of every girls dreams.

Why have security cameras in this place if absolutely no one is monitoring them?? I'd be on the phone to HR if I felt I could be murdered in my office at any time.

Very good point. Christina was dressed to chase after children. Amber was dressed to chase after Matt.

According to Teen Mom, the parking lot is also the it spot for feuding co-parents to exchange their kids as well. The more you know.

Is that a uniboob? These chicks dont do any research at all on their docs. They jump on the table of first one that promises free surgery in trade for Instagram shoutouts.

They don't really want you there. And hey that's cool. I know I pushed hard for a destination wedding because I was trying to weed out the deadbeats on the other side. Assholey? Perhaps a bit.

Still off topic, but I would guess no. To me Ryan looks like he relies on being pretty instead of putting in work.

What could VH1 have promised Ashley to have this man make her look like BooBoo the fool right up to the alter? It's one thing to have your man play you in real life but it's a whole nother animal to have cameras showcase it for the world. Or the twelve of us that watch the show. Sh seems prepared to have this same "how could you?" fight fo the rest of her days so Mazel Tov to the happy couple I guess.

You need a secret decoder ring to under stand Farrah. Only for it to translate to Drink more Ovaltine.

I bow down to this man. He's like the final boss level in a game of petty. FINISH HIM!!!

^^Jesus Mary and Joseph! Who dug this up?? Forget Ryan, I think I have a traumatic brain injury now.

Yeah that's no sty. It looks almost like his left eye socket was broken or damaged somehow.

It seems definitely a pleasant change after all those years watching Carrie Bradshaw have polite relations in her damn bra. Ugh!

Tsk. They're rescue dogs. They don't shit or piss.

True. True. Amber would still be the stankiest one down at the Lobo.

UMMM....where can I sign up for the Lawrence is heartbroken special because he was putting it DOWN.

^^ whooooaaa...a middle finger! How edgy. Fuck outta here.

You saw how quickly Matt got to the side of the stage when Amber stormedo off screaming she was done? WHOA MULE!!! He quick to talk her off that ledge . Let's not get ahead of ourselves.

Gary gets it. He just does. Gary said he had one shot at raising Leah. One. And what he is mature enough to know is that playing into Amber's mommy entitlement bullshit will serve no positives for Leah. He has figured out how to let Amber run her mouth spew her "great mom" crap for a while and soon enough she'll prove how useless she is all on her own. He's a bear and he's protecting his cub from a woman that will do nothing but feed off of Leah to fill her void of inadequacy . Every woman isn't cut out to be a mother and that's ok. Amber needs to own up to this and leave that family alone.

April looks like Skeletor. I notice there's a fine line with crackheads. Some can pull out of the drugs early enough to not show the signs of the hard living, but stay in the life a bit too long? You wind up with that hard druggie face forever.

Did I hear Matt tell on himself and say Simon will be long gone from the show and "we'll" still be here. That man ain't going anywhere and he'll be damned if he let's Amber walk away from that MTV check. Gary should call Amber's bluff . "Ok bitch. What days do you want? You want her now while we're in LA? Do you and Matt want to skip the LA parties and dinners so you can parent? Want to represent at the next PTA meetings? Take Leah for her next doc appointments ? Perhaps sit at the kitchen table and go over spelling words? Make her a real dinner? Which part do you want?" And whiChat of these things are you willing to do without Matt hanging off of your new fake tits? Call her out right there so we can watch Drew spin some more BS about Amber trying so hard to be a good mom. Asshole.