Brooklynista

Or the pants hemmed? Seriously. Look like a grown up.

Don't let Tyler know you are putting things like this in the universe . Can't you see the fear on that man's face every time Cate climbs in his lap??

Thirsty eating that chocolate donut while spilling the tea about hefty board member?? I'm picking up what you putting down Thirsty !

It's the unabashed arrogance of it. Who the fuck are you?? Some.guy who hustled his way on to a reality show? Shit you aren't even in the opening credits. Don't nobody give a shit bout Matt Baier! And naked??? Why?? As suck ass as Chelsea's Adam is, at least Adam works out. Who wants to see Matt's paunchy, saggy, covered in tacky ink bullshit body. Bitch please.

Yeah but no. I know where my husband's mouth has been and I like having him put it there, but if he ever used my toothbrush I think I'd die! You are so right. Weird but true.

Have the good people at Narcotics Anonymous heard of this miracle drug treatment called flushing pills? Thank the gods Matt made it to Ambers doorstep on time and she was able to work her magic. All he needed was her flushing the pills and he was cured?? No withdrawal? No shakes? No relapse? How can she just eat and excuse away of of his bullshit? Is the need to not be wrong that strong? He lies about his age. Lied about how many kids. Lied about how long he'd been "sober". What exactly did she fall in love with?

Can't ya just smell that place thru the television? Turtles, fish, dogs and a pig. Yummy. Whats for dinner?

Is Maci sponsoring the airfare and lodging for this 50 person bridal party??? Ugh. Matt's side of the that headboard is gross. He looks so sweaty and nasty. And of course Amber can't see Leah but she can fly off to NYC so Matt can write a fucking book.

How does this horse therapy work? Once shes in the throws of a panic attack, she would have to find a sitter for Nova (assuming Nova isn't already at April's ), pack Nova up, Find a ride to the stables, wait for staff to ready the horse, THEN ride? How long do these attacks last because this sounds like an all day project.

Why hasn't Danielle done the Season 2 spruce up all reality show participants do. Once most see what they really look like to the rest of the world they get new teeth, new boobs, better clothes. The least Danielle can do is get herself some contacts. But I guess this is like Mo said and it helps her look like a better victim. Look at how mean Mo treats that poor Magoo looking cross eyed lady.

I still don't think that pic was for the ladies. That might have been the shot that earned him a free trip to New Orleans .

^^And we have a winner!!!

Dear baby Jesus do not let this happen. I can go the rest of my life without seeing that horrible Leah tattoo.

I watched Dead Reggie with Mr. Brooklyn and I let him know that his if any of his old hoes show up at the funeral looking for stuff, they will be assed out. I'm keeping every damn thing. Nevermind if we haven't lived together for 10 years.

I think I need to save this Mr. Double Hennesy case for a while. I need to playback the cellphone video of him shirtless a few times before I'm ready to pass judgement. I think I might pour myself a shot right now and rewatch. I can't say I wouldn't be guilty of following him from room to room myself while he was looking like a tall drink of water. He was a very nice change of pace from the teeth less, badly dressed, broken language yokels we normally see on JJ.

Who was she even talking to?? I thought she was yelling at me!

Honestly ! I might go to the next room. I might sleep on the couch. What I'm not doing is paying rent on an apartment to be put out of it to then pay for a hotel. Nope. Jorge should put some bubble wrap around her bed if he thinks she's capable of a sneak attack and tell her to kick rocks.

WAY off topic...was that the symbolism of the worm in Secretary??

Maci should have learned from the Kail/Jo saga. The opposite of love isn't hate, it's indifference. Ryan could give a damn what happens in Maci's life.

A smug bitch who's clearly getting his ass beat on the regular by his wife. I'm not so impressed by his tough guy routine. Not when one call from wife him shaking in his boots.

It's almost as if TLC hates America. Is it legal to do this? It can't be legal to broadcast what was literally just shown LAST WEEK! I'm flabbergasted.

Seriously. And these two packing a picnic of wine, cheese and strawberries? They have always aimed to appear more sophisticated and mature than they are. At best what they achieve is more bootleg BrandonandTeresa. It would have been more believable if they split a 40 ounce and a bowl of buds at the town dump.

I can agree with that (for me). I have lived on my block for 10+ years and I know the name of exactly one neighbor. But I lean towards anti-social anyways. I imagine it is hard for Anfisa. No friends, a fiancé can't stand, no car and no job. What else does she have to do but bug GEORGE all day?

This! Patrick gives me shades of Scarface. ummm...do you want to screw Matt? Wanna keep him all for yourself? Perhaps Patrick has visions of opening up that clenched jaw of Matt's. Nothing else makes sense about Patrick's behavior.

I notice Nicole neglected to mention she body slammed Azan against the van in Morocco when he was over her bratty behavior.