Brooklynista

WTF is going on with Ryan's eyes? They are so dilated and unfocused.

I've never looked at Amber and admired her sense of fashion. She's not even a Pinterest bandit like Kail. Just what makes her qualified to be a buyer for a boutique?

We remember the panic attack the poor girl had when they were going to a club. I thought she was going to DIE at the thought if him being around other women.

^^^ you think Kim made a blanket out of the picture??

I apologize for ruining everyone's Saturday w that picture. But I must know who that pose was for??? He's been with Catelynn since they were 7 so I think it's pretty darn disrespectful to his relationship to have been posting pics like that for all of the leftover Justin Beiber fans. Or his Grindr profile. JS.

http://m.imgur.com/gallery/wYOQ6 Just who were pics like this one for? ETA: may not be suitable if you just had lunch.

Tyler doesn't give me the vibe that he's into boning any woman. I'm going to stop saying I think he's gay. I think he's gay. There are just some men who have no interest in sex. Someone mentioned him looking pleased at his bachelor party, but I think that was because he was the center of attention. It's doubtful to me that the promise of sex in the champagne room made him giddy.

You guys are right. Tyler lost his twinkness maybe 20 pounds ago. Perhaps Cate needs to be more like Farrah. Ouch, that hurt to type. But for the asshole she is, those folks in Farrah's orbit know who butters their bread. And she doesn't let them forget it.

Kim is lucky Cate doesn't have my momma. The second time she caught that Kim on camera low talking her daughter she would have driven the entire camera crew over to Kim's house for a confrontation. Kim would have gotten the tongue lashing of life . Every thing from her twinkish son being a lazy POS to Kim being a cum dump for a druggie Butch would have been thrown in her face. Don't throw stones at my house unless you're ready for me to break every window in yours. We are verbal assassins over here. I'm so sorry Cate doesn't have anyone in her corner who'll really fight for her. Cate believes these people love her. The only bit of true tenderness she gets comes from Teresa and she only gets that positivity once a year.

How many "watch me eat" food shows do we need?

Again proving my point that Gary is getting it in and Tyler is certainly running from Catelynn.

Kim is another one making money off of Cate's misery and shitting on her. Kim gets her little appearance fees because of Catelynn yet she can't manage to not talk shit when the cameras are rolling? If Catelynn goes away, then you go away Kim. Tyler is only the star of Kim's house. Not Teen Mom. All of them bite the hand that feed them and blanket it under "caring" about Cate. I await the time the show is cancelled and our intrepid young Tyler can show us all the ambition he holds back because of the TM filming schedule. Can't wait to see all of the finishing of school, social working, acting and book writing he does.

Fear not MTV. That couch will be doodoo brown in no time.

It seems to be all the rage. Dad of the year Tyler keeps Nova corralled with his dogs. Seems dogs are the new Au Pairs.

She needs to lock Matt down there as well then because he looks grimy as fuck!

At this point she should just sign all her checks over to Matt and stop wasting my damn time.

Honestly! The jitters he had over the whole was so stupid. Every time of go to Mike's Diner and they take forever with my pancakes should i be suspicious that my husband is in the back waiting to surprise me?

Wild how we all watched amateur Christina on Born This way dance and immediately knew that PROFESSIONAL dancer Whitney Thore wouldn't be half as graceful or poised. Twerk on that Whitney.

I didn't realize how good looking Steven was until he put on his Joe Cool leather jacket. He came to win. Brendan is a minor inconvenience. I fear that a lot of this might be producer driven. "What do you think of Megan?", "She's pretty cute isn't she?", "You guys have a lot in common, don't you?" Tap anyone in the head with things like that and it'll only be a matter of time before they think "hey, Megan IS a good catch for me!"

I would imagine the only pool Gary can really swim in is the single mom pool. If you're free and unattached, why link yourself to a Gary? Christina more than likely saw safety in Gary's size nod having custody of Leah. She probably figured he'd be less likely to cheat.

I am absolutely sure Tyler is NOT fucking HER.

But you know what we're not talking about? Tyler heaving away at Catelynn. That's the sex life I want to know more about, because nothing about this dude says he's getting it in. You can just tell Gary is sweating out bacon grease on top of Christina on at least a semi-regular basis. Tyler? My guess is Nova Ring was the last time Cate saw Tyler naked.

And how will she maintain this home after Matt sucks her dry?

Oh Tyler, you fucktard. Let's have a serious conversation about Catelynn' s health, but first let's make sure we have the camera blocking right. Asswipe. And how dare Cate rest til noon. Cause damned if you can take care of your own child for a few hours so she can sleep. And fuck you too Tyler's mom.

Gary suffering through a button down shirt for his lady. This guy. Who's cutting onions?