Brooklynista

I might enjoy it too if I thought the girls were at the very least getting some good dick out of it. Tyler ain't giving Catelynn that "come hither" look. Matt looks like the smelliest lay anyone has ever had. Besides, Amber's bunkmate is back so Matts days might be numbered. Simon might be giving some good good, but I'm thinking no because it has done nothing for Farrah's moods. That leaves Taylor. I'd bet a shiny quarter he does just enough for whatever new man cave or tshirt line he wants.

Doesn't matter. I'm sure Tyler wasn't moved by it.

I'm thinking that's just a spare empty bag he brings along. Farrah puts a dummy bag by the garbage every visit and Simon's real bag is at his actual hotel already. "Yeah, uh huh. Toss it. I'm good" Shit, he's in Hawaii, he can buy all new stuff!

Tyler really knows how to turn it on for the cameras don't he? See, those acting lessons in New Orleans really did pay off. Crying on cue in the car taking Cate to the airportrip? Yeah right. He wouldn't give a damn if she never came back from Arizona.

I'm fascinated by the way these men use words like "we", "us" and "our" when talking about spending. YOU sir, have NO money. Amber has money for house flipping, Maci has money for a new home. Matt and Taylor have dick but they freely discuss how the girls money should be spent. How much is your broke ass chipping in?

What took them so long to let Belinda loose?? This was the first time I laughed out loud during the series. Now I've been black girl wasted and it can look just like that! Of course without the pissing on cop cars and threats of violent dick sucking. Russell has no off button. There's no line he won't cross and I hope his downfall involves his mother in law.

My guess is Loren has Lupus. I don't know what I'm basing that on, just my guess.

Russ, I'm from America and I wouldn't want your stupid Nerf gun for my birthday either. That was just dumb.

Not a big stretch. He conned her into buying her own engagement ring. A couple of them actually. Why not a matching ring for him? Long con. When she's good and broke he'll still have the ring to sell. Maybe the cars if she was dumb enough to put them in his name.

That's the dumbest part of this show for me. Phantom people clapping and cheering for mediocre crafts.

I wasn't quite asking for a diagnosis just suggestions. Thanks.

Ok, so...yeah. This week 3 separate co-workers asked if I was pregnant. Very much no. I tend to gain weight in my belly so I can see how they could think I was, but damn! Let's forget that we know you shouldn't ask a woman if she's pregnant if you don't see the head crowning. Forget that. I just didn't think it was that bad. What the hell did I wear last week that was obviously giving me the complete opposite look of what I was going for?? Know I know I bloat like crazy after any meal. I can wake up in the am with a flat tummy, eat an egg and POOF! 4 months preg go. I just didn't think other people saw it. It probably wouldn't bother me as much if I wasn't struggling w infertility and the ladies didn't look so damn excited for me. Before I depress myself with that part of it, what do you guys do to combat bloat? I tryour to increase my water intake and that seems to add to the belly as well.

Matt knows where to tap. That's key with a dummy like Amber. We already by the look on his face that he has no use for Leah's visits. So tap, tap, tap. " Why don't we wait til next week to get Leah?", "Leah will understand, she won't be upset. You're a good momma". He just gives little taps to that stupid noggin of Amber's. All she need sis validation that she's not a deadbeat at all, she's the best mother ever as she misses more visits. If Gary tries to object, well then he's just a piece of shit and he's dead to us. We're right and he's wrong. Matt has had a lifetime of scamming dumb broads. Amber is just the next one up.

So one card covers three people? Cause we now know Cate, Tyler and April were getting weeded. Her lying is starting to annoy me like Maci's. Just because you're stupid doesn't mean we are.

This Taylor is really high maintenance. First he needs a clothing line, then a man cave, then a televised wedding, now a new new house? Maci is paying out the ass to become an honest woman for grandma's sake.

yeah...but it was a something.

Not even a Hale and Hearty or Panera Bread? Aye, bendito.

So when she first started gaining weight there should have been a meeting, but now that she's morbidly obese you'll get chewed out for fat shaming if you suggest weight loss?

Pregnant ex- girlfriend has to make nice w Amber in the press. This is the long con for when she also comes to visit and never leaves Amber's house. How many mouths will Amber be supporting then? 80 dogs, 20 cats and 4 grown non- working folks. All while fighting against paying child support to Gary.

I love how senior citizens have no filter. Harvey stands on a box to give him fake height like Tom Cruise? Priceless.

I would have hoped April would be the one to shut down Catelynn and Tyler smoking pot. Maybe be the voice of reason. A simple "hey kids, remember where drugging landed me and your dad". I don't believe pot is a gateway drug, but they both come from a little extra of addicts. I'm disappointed April tokes along withe Cate.

I'm just gonna say it and say good night to the room. Perhaps Tyler made that pig squeal like a pig.

Who can is talk to about making "In the Kitchen with Steven" happen??

For me it depends on the artwork. I've seen brides look beautiful in their white gowns with their tats. But when you get some nasty dumb ass tattoos like a giant sheet of notebook paper?? You're going to look like a bride who's should be having her reception at the Lobo lounge, not a church "where God is". Girl bye.

Yeah. Her and April have the same medicine. Pffftttt!