Brooklynista

Matt has really gotten comfortable with Amber's money. Why is the realtor calling his cellphone? HE HAS NO MONEY!! Amber is entirely too lazy. I'm sure she has no clue how many ways this man has her money twisted in. She seems content to sit back and let him handle all of the business (with her money) so she doesn't have to lift a finger or think a grown up thought. Or drive! Is she incapable of driving anymore?

http://sojhalae.com/shop/ Yeah...The site will be up and running on Sept. 16. Today is the 19th. Ok then. One of these days one of these reality chick's will do me proud and have their hustle truly together. Is it so hard to capitalize on the opportunities that are right in front of them? There's a built in chicken head L&HH audience ready to plunk down all of money on their EBT cards for all that spandex and lycra Brandi. Focus!

I swear if any of us were paying attention, we'd have seen Azan blinking "HELP ME" into the camera. I apologize for not learning Morse code. Maybe chew your arm off? Worked for Mo.

I am so glad I was home when I read that be cause I am 12.LOL. Dani wishes she could have gotten his hook in her mouth.

It's always fun to point and laugh at idiots. And this bunch? Whoo doggie!

Deported?? They can't deport him. This man is the gift that keeps on giving. He's a national treasure. I want the Daniel and Mo show to run a non-stop feed like the Truman Show.

And my goodness her eyeballing! Geez a loo, she was starting at him as if she'd never seen a man before. I hate having people that close to my face. If we're making out, cool. Otherwise gimme some damn air. It was as if she was trying to suck the soul out of him.

I had hoped Nicole would spare me the ugly American routine, but no. The man toughed it out and had sex with her ( and by the look on his face it was a struggle) and she can't even try the zucchini? It's never a good look for the big girl sto say she doesn't eat vegetables and only like French fries and hot dogs.

Hmm...then perhaps I'll watch it live tonight. I'm intrigued.

What about the part that he was hitting all of the other girls up on Twitter and she her dumb ass was the only one that bit. Oh, and him lying about it.

Really? ?? Now she's flossing with her BMW? It wasn't that long ago when this chick was barely wearing shoes. Nathan is a damn prophet. All of these broads are trash that got lucky and hit the lottery.

It's bullshit humble bragging. I hate it when the ladies in the office do it. "I feel fat today" "oh no, Stacy, you look amazing!" " Yeah, I do don't I?"

Who's the random older black couple? And why doesn't Amber have a single person in her age group around her. Matt has surrounded her with his family and friends. His isolation of her is almost complete and any hope we had of her getting out from under his sell will be lost. Wheres Bobby? Bibby? Bubby? Whatever the hell her brothers name is. He seemed to be the only one who could shoot straight to Amber and she halfway listened.

If she was smart (that's funny) She would make him move out. Tell him some shot about needing time to think things through. Some bullshit like that. Nothing helps you process a relationship like distance. But Matt isnt going to go w/of her without a fight. He's already moved in the son for reinforcement.

Oh she's going to. She's going to get all of it. That's what's driving the Boob nuts!

As much as she gets on my nerves, that really makes me sad to hear. I hope she reaches her bottom sooner than later and gets herself the help she needs.

Was Brian's only plan to go in the pod and sleep for 60 days? That blanket will not save you.

It's very clear to JB that Babe is gonna put it on Jinj something fierce. There wasn't any fear that Jessa or Jill were going to be turned out by their men. Jim could still weirdly maintain that control over them even though they're married. Derrick looks like a complete dud in the sack. Ben, also inexperienced is probably a bumbling idiot of a lay. But Jeremy? Hes going to lay something serious on that girl. I agree with the other posters who think hes already given her a taste of what's to come. And she likey. Once Jinjer gets it really put on her and she's calling another man daddy? All control JB has will be lost. There won't be any question about it.

I like the theory, but when would he have gotten her alone for...seven minutes in heaven?

Right? Farrah gets backed into a corner and she starts shouting "Daddy Derrick!, Daddy Derrick!". It's the original MONKEY.

Afterwards? Yes. But then I make him string art to apologize.

Fair warning, I'm no Duggar. Hump me from behind and I'm snatching your virginity!

I dare any one of you to give my grown ass some damn string on a peg board. Stand there and wait for my response.

I can't quite get a read on the Taylor/Bentley relationship. While I think Taylor does have feelings for Bentley, I can't say if I believe he'll come around when he divorces Maci. And they will divorce. I don't think he'll do more than a polite pat on the head when he drops by to pick up Jade (Jayde?). Their relationship doesn't warrant a tattoo just yet.

I have no use for any actress who can stand next to Dwayne Johnson, while playing his love interest and generate absolutely NO HEAT. Nothing!