Brooklynista

As feral as Sofia is, I felt for her this episode. Anyone with half an ounce of a heart could tell that she truly wasn't feeling well. She was just a little girl who wanted her mommy to crawl in bed w her and give her kisses and cuddles. I really want to Zapruder the shit out of the time line with that pig. The pig was squealing at 4:30 am. The camera crew was on the couch with Tyler staring holes into Catelynn by 9:30 am. What time did they call the sister to get the pig? How'd she get there and gone so fast at zero o'clock in the morning? I've seen some theories that maybe the pig bit Nova. I dont think so. Wouldn't Nova have been in her crib at that hour? And last we saw the pig, Cate was putting it in the dog crate. My bet is Tyler did something to that animal. But what??? He sat in that on that couch and directed that conversation like he took a class taught at the Learning Annex by Matt.

I'm big on taking my lunch to work every day and I eat out as little as possible. One day I said screw it, I'm having the McDonald's. It was just...okay. It didn't taste nearly as good as I remembered when I ate it more frequently and that was only last year. I like to think my taste buds are adapting and learning to love chicken breast while rejecting junk.

Marcella does realize folks didn't miss her absence at all the last pregnancy, doesn't she?

It was telling that Catelynns concern with the pig was not how the other dogs would receive it or if it would disturb Nova. No the fear was about how Tyler would react. Cate was laughing with April in that car on the way home about it but she was scared. Tyler spazzed out on her ass and that producer she was talking to the next day knew it. Tyler stayed on that couch monitoring that conversation to be sure Catelynn didn't tell on him.

Did you see that??? He can't stand that kid or any kid I'm guessing. He clearly hates this part of his hustle for Amber's money. Matt's just trying to figure out the right angle to use to get Amber to quit dealing with Leah. Having her skip her scheduled days with Leah is a fine start.

I would bet a shiny quarter Tyler spends a great deal of time saying very not nice things to Catelynn. I think he's a very mean little boy and has an excellent victim in Catelynn. What just happened here was her breaking point.

I really don't want to seem sexist...but is Farrah getting any dick? She needs something to take the edge off cause she is just way too intense. If she hates Simon so much, why does she keep sending for him? ETA: Maci, drop the veil. After three babies there's no blushing bride under there.

Nothing says "Family" like getting high with your mom. I see a crossover with Animal Hoarders in Amber's future. That house must smell like ass and loneliness.

Maci's mothers face while dress shopping is everything. She gives zero fuck about this farce wedding.

Poor dummy. She has to know this will be the first of numerous Bachelorette parties in her honor. There'll be at least 2 more husband's after Taylor.

This dude is so full of shit it's embarrassing. Now Catelynn has gone from heifer to rising the beauty of the sun?

Yay! New season starts next Saturday. I wonder if we'll ever see the family of women pulling knives on each other.

Does Gothard hate stripes? How about solids?

More like that's the only way Taylor would even marry her. Two babies or not.

She might be good at doing a head count and searching bunks. Her tiny ass would give me no relief if she is who they sent in for back up. If some shit really popped off in there Lilly would be of little help breaking up a fight or getting an inmate off of you. There's something to be said for brute strength and a lot of this new crop would do well to eat some rice and beans to help bulk up.

The words recovery and sober seem to have very fluid meanings on this show. Matt and Amber are "sober" but their counter tops are littered w wine bottles. I wouldn't doubt Butch puff puff passes with Cate and Tyler when they get high. But nobody on the show is currently dealing with addiction. Riiight.

The other CO's would have to see her as a liability. In addition to worrying about inmates attacking them, they have to be on the lookout to make sure Little Miss doesn't get jumped and ass raped? Just because you can pass the civil exam doesnt mean you need to take the position.

The only thing getting flipped is Amber's wallet.

I hope Gary eats her alive at the reunion. We sure as shit know Dummy Drew won't.

I'm pretty sure Tyler's sister did...or did she jut get a car?

See what I mean? She's fucking with me! It's impossible to be this stupid over a man. Especially a man that hardly looks like he gives good D. So I can't even say she's dickmatized. She's just damn dumb.

Ain't life grand? All of the people in that house took turns shitting in Catelynn when she needed them most. Now they all get to live the high life thanks to her generosity and low self esteem. New cars, housing, replacement meth teeth. I wish Cate could grow a pair and tell them all to fuck off.

I'm usually right with you Furious...but right here?? Ummm, nah. I don't know how shit went down in your house, but it would get downright deadly in my house if I grabbed my momma belt. There'd be that slow realization washing over my face as my brain alerted me to what my hand just did. It's always better to not block. Just take it. Nothing nice happened after that. I just knew we were about to get some black momma realness on our teevee screen when Tariq grabbed Tasha's hand. The PC police saved Tariq's ass.

I could see Whitney wanting to...offer that to Buddy. But Buddy strikes me as wise enough to know Whit would be a stage 4 clinger if she got a slightest inkling more could happen.

AT this point I feel like Amber is staying with Matt just to spite ME. I don't know why. She is purposefully trying to drive me batshit by staying with this man.