Brooklynista

There's is no reason Whiney should be without proper food at all times. She "works" one day a week. Any other days could be devoted to her doing a serious meal prep. She could make a mess of veggies and grill up a ton of chicken in one day that would last her all week. There is no reason for her to be struggling with food choices. It doesn't have to be perfect all the time but it needs to be a bit damn better than giant cookies. Im the worst if I don't have my meals lined up for lunch and dinner. Every lunch and dinner loom exactly the same. Do I love it? No. Does my scale and my trainer? Yes. My decision making skills go bonkers if i dont have a clear idea of what im eating but I'm still not chowing down on KFC and giant sweets. Why can't she get a salad at Chipotle or a Baja Fresh if she must stop at a drive thru? Better options do exist. She does need to sit with a therapist because I feel she knows what she's doing to herself and is powerless to stop it at this point. She is addicted. There's no shame in saying you need help.

Soo..after Allister spunked on Whitney, she wasnt going to clean it off? Let's just carryon the conversation covered in pig jizz. OK then.

I think the networks should bring back the telethon. PCOS is a monster and needs to be eradicated. I always thought I had to have the giant oatmeal raisin cookie from Panera Bread because I was a greedy ass, but now thanks to Whitney, I know it's because of PCOS. I would gladly pledge to have it stomped out.

I find it hard to believe the routine wasn't choreographed, approved and rehearsed to death way before Whitney "auditioned" her back up dancers. In what world do you learn the steps for a exercise DVD as you're filming? I'm not sure what the point of this dvd was other than to show me that Whitney can't teach. And it was really nice of Roy to sacrifice his dignity to play the jilted crush for Whitney. Your place in heaven awaits you.

A total burn would be just the life lesson Amber needs. She didn't learn from gel. Didn't learn from having custody of Leah taken away. What she needs is for this but to leave her flat broke and working the drive thru down at Chick'n Fixing. There's no humility with this broad. It's impossible for her to admit being wrong on any level and Matt is dead wrong. I hope she does marry him. Just so she can go deaf listening to the cacophony of told ya sos that'll come. But knowing our girl, even then it'll be someone else's fault. And Leah will still suffer for it.

Can we swap out Caitie for Whitney? She's plus size, she dances, she doesn't bray like a donkey or seem to need assistance putting on her own shoes. I'm guessing she's nice to her parents as well.

I'm unaware of a school system hierarchy but wouldn't the firing be done by the principal?

Right?? What has little Rudy Huckleberry been up to?

Escandolo !!

I can't imagine what Cate feels looking at Tyler's f'n face every day. To wake up knowing that you gave your baby away for this asshat and spent how many subsequent years eating his shit all for the hope of a happily ever after. She has jumped thru every hoop he but in front of her, smiled through every shady insult. He gives a ring, takes it back. He tells her he wants an educated woman when they both barely made it out of high school. He all but calls her a lazy fat ass when he's gossiping with his mother. And to top it off all of America is telling her he is the BEST GUY EVAH and she's so lucky to have him. He really does not like Catelyn and she knows it. Cate knows the only reason he's around is because of those MTV cameras. And now Nova is here. If ever there was a miracle baby, Nova is it because Tyler strikes me at the most non-sexual man in the universe. I wish Cate was able to get some true therapy to help her open her eyes to how much better she can do than him. Who needs to live a life being constantly told you aren't good enough for me. Sorry my thoughts are all over the place, boss keeps walking by. The nerve.

Time and attendance. When I got my very first summer youth job that's what my mother said to me. Time and attendance are the two things mgmt can always fire you for. You might get away with being a slacker at work, but they can always get you for being late.

How come eertime Mimi get popped by somebody, she turn around and cuss Ariane out? How does that work? I'm truly perplexed over here. I guess Ariane is the only person Mimi can flex on?

Ohhh...Elena is "that" girlfriend. Mmhmm. We all have one in the group you can't bring around your man. I see you Miss Thang.

Ya know what? I hope these two asshats do get back together. The universe doesn't need either of them out in the dating world.

That is the one shade I cannot stand on any reality show and it's always the women throwing it. You're old and I'm young. Ok? What exactly do these chicks think will happen if they keep living? Ya get old! Sooner than they think, they'll be the old bitches in the club.

Well that ploy didn't work for Ruby so I hope TLC has better luck with this chick.

I hope Will quitting Whitney next week is real and not just editing fakery. He shouldn't mess up his brand for her BullShit. I wouldn't want other potential clients thinking Will wasn't serious about getting clients in shape.

^^That's okay. Dr. Now's scale never lies. It'll tell us the truth when she winds up in Texas.

She would be forced to showcase her dancing skills and she would probably lose a good bit of weight.

That path of least resistance they take with her is going to kick them in the ass soon and very soon. Glen and Babs are up in age. They are going to reap the hell of never saying no to Whitney when they have to roll her over and change her pee pads. Since Whitney is a dancer she can offer them some assistance like Marla did and kick her leg up in a high split so Babs can was her ass. I didn't put Lennie in there because he'll be long gone. He's there now and not even there. This is not going to end well for any of them and TLC (and me) will be right there to watch her self destruct.

And she can't dance. Jiggling ain't dancing.

I feel for Will. The good personal trainers, the ones who give a shit? They take it personally when you don't hold up your end of the fitness process. They only have you for an hour a session. The other 23 hours of the day are on you. That's when the real work happens. If Whitney can't do something as simple as take pictures of what she's eating, good or bad, then she needs to admit she isn't ready for change. Let me have her time with Will.

I think this chick needs to give up comedy, cause she ain't funny and just go on the road with Will Power and PREACH!!! Preach this shirt to Whitney. Call her on this BullShit! You are not happy Whit. And none of this is fabulous. None of it.

You want to know if your man gives a shit about you? Invite him to a function your parents are having and see what he wears. Lennie couldn't be bothered to find a pair of Dockers? Some hard bottom shoes? At least take off the hat. Nope. That's the way I feel about ya baby!