Brooklynista

Ok I haven't been to a pool party in years so forgive my ignorance. Is wearing panty hose to a pool party a thing now? Seems like on the right day it would give you swamp ass but I dunno. Dime was working to hide that cellulite in them support hose and it looked damn dumb.

Seriously. Mona ain't even trying now. Did I really see fried chicken wings on the grill at that damn pool party??

If these ladies have been regulars at the dance class with Whitney, shouldn't they have a number of routines already learned? When I took a class we had maybe 4 dances that we would practice and add to as the weeks went on. Couldn't they have used one of those instead of trying to put something together days before the parade and bouncing into each other like pinballs?

Too bad Whitney can't cook. We could have had pee pad wontons to look forward to.

Whitney in that scooter reminds me of the panhandle I see on the subway in nyc. The ones who wheel themselves out of one train car and then stand up as they maneuver their chair to the next car. Whatwas the length of the parade? Miss Priss just didn't want to walk it. She doesn't want to do any damn thing. Buddy should have left her in that bed and just found her some pee pads. Why keep putting it off?

If Whitney magically gets out of that scooter to dance a jig during the parade...!!!

Time out!! This is okay but me being hot in the pants for Scrapp in a suit and a fresh haircut isn't? Well, as long as you promise to take his ass shopping outside of the Golden Girls section of loud ass shirts it's cool.

Who knew "slow" albinos made such cute babies.? If only Maci hadn't acted like she was in heat all the time and let her relationship with Kyle progress naturally, she might have some wedding pictures to show off.

And still no ring for Maci. Ouch!

I would be more impressed with Whitney if she did "Fosse, Fosse, Fosse! You do Martha Graham, Martha Graham, Martha Graham! Or Twyla, Twyla, Twyla! Or Michael Kidd, Michael Kidd, Michael Kidd, Michael Kidd! Or Madonna, Madonna, Madonna!" Now that's choreography. Whitney's style of dance just seems to be stuck at when you were a kid and your parents made you perform for the aunts and uncles after Thanksgiving dinner.

They are still powerful words to party by!

Y'all know what all these girls keep forgetting that's necessary for all that ass? Hips! You gotta have hips to make that look somewhat natural. What Kailua has going on just looks ridiculous.

Now I love a beard. Whisker Wars was my shit! But groom that damn thing. Comb it, trim it, brush it, condition it, something ! He has no mouth. It's just dry straw all over his face with idiot unfocused eyes staring out.

I wonder if Whitney has backed herself into a corner. I hate to doubt anyone's ability to change but at this point I doubt Whitney could put herself on track to lose weight w/o assistance. Now that she's branded herself with NoBS, can she get surgery without upsetting her base? Her whole theory is you can be fat and fab, but now the fat is killing get her. Can she still be NoBS and lose weight?

As long as you weren't going to say Lennie might be mistaking one of the rolls of fat as the actual Target, I think we're ok.

I appreciate that she keeps her skills sharp. You never know when the next child support relationship will show up. Best to keep the jaw ready for it.

I don't think Whitney would have a hard time making this transition. Would TLC still be filming her? Would it be a crossover with 600 pound Life? Whitney seems to love all eyes on her at any cost. Having Babs wipe her ass on camera, or being filmed with all of her naked rolls coming out of the shower? I don't think it would phase her at all as long as she could still be the star of the drama. Then we could be treated to more lies about how she tried with all of her might to lose weight. TLC could show flashbacks of her hours long dance a thon or of her wobbling on her bike doing a whopping 2.3 mile bike ride. MBFFL is just the prequel folks. I can admit a big part of me would love for Dr Now to get his claws in her. I love him when he gets fed up with his patients bullshit.

I don't know you, but I really dislike you. My brain is burnt from the immediate visual of Whitney using said chair. I'm thinking you should make it up to me with some tuna, pasta and mayo.

I guess we'll have to wait for next week, but my first thought when watching her call for Buddy was where is your man?? Again this Lennie dude always seems to be just out of her reach.

What made me laugh about the "whole what does Whitney like to shove in her maw?" debacle was her talking head afterwards when she was questioning if she was sleeping with a stranger. Um..yeah. You just met him at the cast party 20min before you started filming this season.

No, you're not confused. You know exactly what's going on there. As long as Nathan leaves it up to Janelle to decide his time with Kaiser, he gets to be the great suffering father that is being kept from his son. It's so much better to talk about what you would do if you had custody instead of ya know going for custody. That kind of talk seems to be very impressive with the ladies. "Whoa, is me I can't see my child because of his bitch of a mother. Oh well, guess I'll go to the gym and work on these gains in the meantime"

Whitney introduces Lennie to Will at the gym. Will asks a simple getting to know you question aND Lonnie tells Will that he and Whitney are "dancing partners between the sheets". It was a very umm....OK? Kinda moment. That joke might have flown with Whitney's friends, but with her trainer that Lennie just met? It was off and weird. I'm convinced Lennie is the only one that showed up at the casting call.

I think Lennie missed his cue and delivered his line at the wrong time. Can't be cost effective to TLC to keep doing takes waiting for him to look convincing about this relationship.

Yes!! One of the UNgorgeous Ladies of Wrestling. Where's Captain Lou Albania?? Maybe he'll be at the firest book reading.

She needs to be given w tape of Dominique the 600 pound mom. She thought she would have gastric, wake up and look like Tyra Banks. Didn't turn out so well for her.